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    #11582
    Rick_
    Registered Users Posts: 2,606 ✭✭✭Rick_


    Well, those trousers make your arse look massi.... I mean, no, they don't. :)

    Have you ever been face down in the mud and kicked in the head with an iron boot?


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    #11583
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    Only from you Mr P.C (paddy-c, i made a rap, geddit :D?)

    Who was responsible for this pile of dirty laundry on the floor i see before me? :eek:


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    #11584
    Rick_
    Registered Users Posts: 2,606 ✭✭✭Rick_


    Me. I made a mess. Deal with it.

    What the F**K?!


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    #11585
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    What the FUNK?!

    Get%20down%20James%20Brown.jpg

    JAMES BROWN GETDOWN
    HUH!


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    #11586
    curlzy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    :confused: There's no question to answer, so I'll pose one: Anyone else miss Margarite and Storminateacup arguing?


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    #11587
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    ahhhh no!!

    should i buy some monkey trousers?


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    #11588
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Well, they would go well with your gorilla vest.

    tumblr_lcdt0zEMob1qbvr04o1_500.gif

    Does popcorn kitten too much or am I?


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    #11589
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    Popcorn kitty is epic

    why did a customer call me a ledgend??


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    #11590
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    You could be well known in certain circles. try boasting about it and you may find out.

    What was the big round shiney thing in the sky today?


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    #11591
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    MY PENIS!

    *runs away*


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    #11592
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    you sir, are an iso-rectilinear prism of DiHydrogenMonOxide in crinkled planes composed of tessellating hexagonal rings


    where is my soulmate ?


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    #11593
    Claasman
    Registered Users Posts: 630 ✭✭✭Claasman


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    you sir, are an iso-rectilinear prism of DiHydrogenMonOxide in crinkled planes composed of tessellating hexagonal rings


    where is my soulmate ?

    on the bottom of your foot, mate.


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    #11594
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    you sir, are an iso-rectilinear prism of DiHydrogenMonOxide in crinkled planes composed of tessellating hexagonal rings


    where is my soulmate ?

    Running for dear life, like a crippled badger.

    Where's my cup of tea I was promised for posting here?


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    #11595
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Rubecula wrote: »

    Where's my cup of tea I was promised for posting here?

    I drank it on the bus while clipping my toenails.


    Is Osama still alive?.


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    #11596
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Well..... he is twitching a bit.

    If you hit the ground running do you damage it?


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    #11597
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Supercilious Jammie Dodger.

    jammied.jpg


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    #11598
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    Why is Jammie Dodger?


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    #11599
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    Cause, he's never gonna dance again, his guilty biscuit feet have got no rhythmic. Though its easy to pretend, he knows he's no jam fool.

    Do you believe in love after love, I can definitely feel something inside me saying I REALLY don't think yer strong enough, no?


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    #11600
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    i do i really do
    can you hear the voices in my head?


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    #11601
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    lil'bug wrote: »
    i do i really do
    can you hear the voices in my head?
    yes,

    but it's just an echo





    where have all the lemurs gone ?


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    #11602
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    to lemurvirsity

    what's that coming over the hill?


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    #11603
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Its the long lost celtic tiger!...............HES BACK!.

    Do you have hairy nostrils?.


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    #11604
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    yes its great my hairy nostrils have been trained and now type :)

    what are you getting from santa?


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    #11605
    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    a good hard kick up the arse


    Did you come by the new road?


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    #11606
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,036 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    No

    Is it lost?


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    #11607
    kerryman12
    Registered Users Posts: 940 ✭✭✭kerryman12


    Ghost Train wrote: »
    No

    Is it lost?

    No I have it - whats inside, i cant tell?


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    #11608
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,036 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    asphalt, stones and muck

    what time is it in two hours time?


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    #11609
    kerryman12
    Registered Users Posts: 940 ✭✭✭kerryman12


    phew I though I broke it.
    two hours later than it is not - and after that?


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    #11610
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    post phase 12 recovery

    what's the best way to stretch the back?


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    #11611
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Bungie Jumping

    are you on Satanta's list ?


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