serious now , why does [my husband] piddle in the back garden?

ejmaztec · 18-01-2011 12:09PM

pickarooney wrote: »

Seriously now, why are both your toilets upstairs?

It's one of the downsides of getting cowboys to build a bungalow.

prinz · 18-01-2011 12:21PM

pickarooney wrote: »

Seriously now, why are both your toilets upstairs?

A lot of houses were built that way, with one main bathroom upstairs and possibly an en suite off the main bedroom.

uncle-mofo · 18-01-2011 12:25PM

Manys the time I'm in bed after a night out, too lazy to get out of bed and just piss out my window.

Screaminmidget · 18-01-2011 12:26PM

I just piss the bed tbf :pac::cool::P

RonMexico · 18-01-2011 12:29PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVeSjiTyeh8

Pee on the ground,
and jump around.

pickarooney · 18-01-2011 02:25PM

prinz wrote: »

A lot of houses were built that way, with one main bathroom upstairs and possibly an en suite off the main bedroom.

Ah, there you have it, the missus with her en-suite and her la-di-da notions of upperosity while himself just likes a slash out in the garden. It'll never last, OP, or if it does, it will be through decades of resentment and a squalid affair with a real estate agent.

Wompa1 · 18-01-2011 02:32PM

He's a dirty fecker, you deserve better. Move on...

CDfm · 18-01-2011 02:39PM

A friend of mine was in India and a bloke she knew was unloading himself on the side of the road and he gave her a cheery hello :eek:

Iamwalrus I would reconsider eating any vegatables grown in the garden

james098 · 18-01-2011 02:48PM

He probably does this cause hes sick of getting blamed for pissing on the toilet seat or leaving the lid up question why do women always have a problem with guys peeing:mad:

Screaminmidget · 18-01-2011 02:53PM

james098 wrote: »

He probably does this cause hes sick of getting blamed for pissing on the toilet seat or leaving the lid up question why do women always have a problem with guys peeing:mad:

coz hey cant do it standing up

WIZE · 18-01-2011 03:00PM

Your Husband is a Dog who has no respect for himself or Others
I would be disgusted if I seen that .
You might find it funny but he his disrespecting you by doing it
Does he wash himself or stand out in the rain when he wants to clean himself ?

Lawrence1895 · 18-01-2011 07:36PM

Nozebleed wrote: »

it stops cats and dogs peeing in your garden. fo real!

Maybe, but it doesn't stop them doing another kind of business in the garden :pac:

amacca · 18-01-2011 08:01PM

WIZE wrote: »

Your Husband is a Dog who has no respect for himself or Others
I would be disgusted if I seen that .
You might find it funny but he his disrespecting you by doing it
Does he wash himself or stand out in the rain when he wants to clean himself ?

of ffs

talk about being divorced from the realities of your own species biological functions, he is not disrespecting anyone he's having a piss outside. He would only be disrespecting the OP if he tried to take a piss on her or done it when her friends were in the house....

its convenient...cathartic...nice to feel the fresh air swirling around your genitals...................seriously relaxing + if its not too dry urea makes great fertiliser.

I can only see a problem if

1) some over reacting busybody sees him and tells other overreacting busybodies about it

2) its splashing somewhere it wont drain away properly and a smell builds up

3) he does it into the wind

citizen_p · 18-01-2011 08:06PM

i do this, usually after drink but i also get a strong urge to when there is snow or frost outside.

its better than pissing in a sink, who want to walk all the way from a kitchen to a bathroom.

foxinsox · 18-01-2011 08:10PM

seriously?

seriously?

Jaysus ye are manky lads!! :eek:

sink · 18-01-2011 08:12PM

Pace2008 wrote: »

Sink's where it's at anyway.

You're welcome!

Latchy · 18-01-2011 08:18PM

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Now we know why dogs mark their territory out the back yard .It's not stray dogs or cats their worried about ,it's the house owner .

amacca · 18-01-2011 08:19PM

foxinsox wrote: »

seriously?

seriously?

Jaysus ye are manky lads!! :eek:

nothing wrong with it at all

at least its no more manky than women trowelling on more foundation than a building site and making themselves look worse than they were to begin with.

its just a bit of piss...where was it going to end up anyway?...magical fairy pixie land where the bowl is always fresh, the pot pourri smells fantastic and there's no need for a toilet brush as everyones aim is spot on

Coriolanus · 18-01-2011 08:28PM

Urine is sterile anyway, unless you're seriously ill.

foxinsox · 18-01-2011 08:32PM

amacca wrote: »

nothing wrong with it at all

at least its no more manky than women trowelling on more foundation than a building site and making themselves look worse than they were to begin with.

its just a bit of piss...where was it going to end up anyway?...magical fairy pixie land where the bowl is always fresh, the pot pourri smells fantastic and there's no need for a toilet brush as everyones aim is spot on

Yeah, plastering on makeup can be manky too!

I like the sound of magical fairy pixie land!

I still think grown men pissing in the back garden is manky!

amacca · 18-01-2011 08:35PM

foxinsox wrote: »

I like the sound of magical fairy pixie land!

So do I....I like a nice fresh clean toilet

in fact out in the open air is the freshest, cleanest, most relaxing toilet I have ever used...it almost seems purpose built.

18-01-2011 08:37PM

There's something quite refreshing about pissing in the wind. As long as it's not coming towards you, mind.

Latchy · 18-01-2011 08:41PM

Pissing against the wind is not a good idea no

Poor Uncle Tom · 18-01-2011 08:45PM

Nothing wrong with a bit of watersports.....:p

Drink paint, piss on fence = satisfying paint job....:D

*may not be wise*

jimthemental · 18-01-2011 08:49PM

In UL whenever there was a houseparty in our place (1 or 2 a week) if the jacks was occupied I remember some of the lads used to go outside the back door. In fact I think that was the only use this area got. After a few months it was clear that this was enriching the soil due to the grass in a big semi circle around the door being a foot higher than the rest.

So to answer your question OP he's interested in gardening but too stingey to buy fertiliser.:)

andrew cross · 18-01-2011 08:59PM

you have to mark your territory show who is top wolf,

do you hold it for him at the time,

policarp · 19-01-2011 12:50AM

In the olden days we used to have a thumber under the bed.
In the morning we used to shout out "Gardez Lou" as we tossed the contents onto the street.

Metallergy · 19-01-2011 01:08AM

policarp wrote: »

In the olden days we used to have a thumber under the bed.
In the morning we used to shout out "Gardez Lou" as we tossed the contents onto the street.

Gardy Loo!!

what has happened to guy's standards

does no-one keep a piss jug handy anymore? 2litre 7-up bottle ideally.. n down the toilet eventually.

i recall one of the cork boys using the fúcking bedroom SINK in the quex rd. hostel

backthephilup · 19-01-2011 01:46AM

Men like to piss outside. Why must some people analyse everything. Take a slash in the garden yourself you might like it

jackiebaron · 19-01-2011 02:00AM

dollyk wrote: »

Why does my husband do this when we have 2 toilets in the house
everytime we sit in the kitchen, does he feel the need to pee against the back wall... jesus

Why do you fart in the kitchen?
Don't fückin' deny it! You could easily go and quack in your knicker drawer but you guff in the kitchen, don't you????

serious now , why does [my husband] piddle in the back garden?

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