What's the worst pain you have ever had?

Cramp in me gooch!!!

Listening to a woman.

Football to the groin

Dislocated knee

jimthemental wrote: »

Just remembered my actual worst pain. Got pinned against a bar in a cattle crush by a bull when I was around 15, couldn't breath and it was a wonder I wasn't killed by snapping ribs or anything. anyway the bar at my back came out of the hole in the wall where it was fixed and I fell on the ground so the bull just ran out over me. He had me dead to rights for a couple of minutes and I'm slightly nervous around cattle now, and that's not a good thing for a farmer.

I can imagine. The sight of a bull scares me. I'd run for the hills if I saw one that could be any bit dangerous. You were very lucky.

snuggles285 wrote: »

I can imagine. The sight of a bull scares me. I'd run for the hills if I saw one that could be any bit dangerous. You were very lucky.

To be honest I was stupid, I was standing between a trailer to the mart and his only way out. I was kicked in the head by a bullock about a year before and it didn't make me think twice but this lad was just nuts.

Denny M wrote: »

Broken wrist, fell very awkwardly on it playing football, all the players near to me said they heard it crack.

Think mine would be the same. Some scumbag knackers beat the crap out of me outside a night club a few years back.

I fainted in casualty, because of the pain. That was bloody sore!

I went to a dentist to start getting work done. She drilled into a bad tooth to see if it could be filled or if it needed a root canal. It was bad so it needed a root canal so she put a temp filling in until it could be done. The pain crept on slowly but by the Friday I was in excruciating pain. I couldn't sleep and pain killers did absolutely nothing. The only thing that would help was cold water so I was awake for 2 days holding cold water in my mouth to ease the pain. I nodded off every so often but seconds later I woke up in unbearable agony and took more water in my mouth.

By Monday I was near insane from the constant agony and lack of sleep. I got an emergency appointment with a different dentist. She took out the temp filling and was horrified that not only was it a cheap plastic filling but it was sitting directly on a nerve, that's why the pain killers did nothing, she said morphone was the only thing that might help.

What followed made the weekend of the most insane torturous pain seem like fluffy kittens. She removed the temp filling and in an effort to save the tooth she tried to remove the nerve. I was given anesthetic so thought I was ok. She got a long sharp tweezers type thing and leaned into the cavity and began to pick and pull at the nerve. Every single touch off the nerve made me almost pass out. I almost kicked her when I jumped each time. I can honestly say I do not know how I would handle that kind of pain again. It was sharp and deep and felt from my temples to my toes.

She removed most of it and put back on a softer leather filling and told me to go home and see how I felt. Once the novacaine wore off I was back to the excruciating agony, which now felt like nothing compared to getting an open nerve tweezed and tugged. But I went back and told her to remove the tooth. So she numbed me up, got he giant pliers, braced herslf against my leg and ripped the fooker out of my head and even with 3 hits of novacaine the second the tooth was pulled I felt the biggest release of pressure and pain I've ever had and I felt normal for the first time in 3 days. Went promptly home and slept for 2 days and tried to forget that ordeal.

Lego bricks and feet = FÚCK!!!!!!

I broke a punching machine before............not that I threw a great punch but I went for a haymaker, skimmed the bottom of the punch bag and my hand kept travelling until it smashed the machine. My hand was squirting blood, was inflammed but at least it wasn't broken. The next few days though was utter pain.

Plus getting the foreskin of me willy removed and the ensuing stinging pain of whenever I pissed for 2 weeks was unbearable. Was like I had dipped it in Salt & Vinegar and was pissing acid.

I had my hand torn open where the skin flopped off from the middle of it right up to the side of my middle finger. Strangely the incident or the healing process didn't hurt :pac:

was painting kitchen & had rashers frying on pan,when finishing painting I fell of the ladder & landed on frying pan,Rasher got grafted to me ass...

Then one other occasion I slipped on a Banana & landed on dog sh1t,face down.