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Birthday - one for da boyz

fiona12 · 2011-01-17 12:17:46

Suppose I should have posted this elsewhere, but I feel this is the right place to find visionary thinking and ingenious ideas. It's himself's birthday on the weekend and I want ideas, I was going to do the normal wine, dine and 69:p, but so boooring - think outside the box people! Help a woman in need! PS the 69 is gonna…

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fiona12

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Suppose I should have posted this elsewhere, but I feel this is the right place to find visionary thinking and ingenious ideas.

It's himself's birthday on the weekend and I want ideas, I was going to do the normal wine, dine and 69:p, but so boooring - think outside the box people! Help a woman in need!

PS the 69 is gonna happen anyways:D, it's the rest I have trouble with!

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#2 17-01-2011 01:19PM

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Try the 83 position, he'll love that!

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#3 17-01-2011 01:19PM

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fiona12 wrote: »

PS the 69 is gonna happen anyways:D, it's the rest I have trouble with!

MUST................RESIST...........................

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#4 17-01-2011 01:21PM

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It's between buy him a hooker for the evening or let him shag your best mate.
Leave it to your discretion.

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#5 17-01-2011 01:21PM

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They won't admit it but a lot of men sometimes just want a really good long chat about feelings and where the relationship is going.

Try that, it'll make it a birthday he won't forget in a hurry!

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#6 17-01-2011 01:21PM

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Try an 89.

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#7 17-01-2011 01:21PM

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DriveThru & a greasy hand job

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#8 17-01-2011 01:21PM

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fiona12 wrote: »

Suppose I should have posted this elsewhere, but I feel this is the right place to find visionary thinking and ingenious ideas.

It's himself's birthday on the weekend and I want ideas, I was going to do the normal wine, dine and 69:p, but so boooring - think outside the box people! Help a woman in need!

PS the 69 is gonna happen anyways:D, it's the rest I have trouble with!

just show him this post if my mrs even thought of this id be made up well done kk

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#9 17-01-2011 01:22PM

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fiona12 wrote: »

Suppose I should have posted this elsewhere, but I feel this is the right place to find visionary thinking and ingenious ideas.

It's himself's birthday on the weekend and I want ideas, I was going to do the normal wine, dine and 69:p, but so boooring - think outside the box people! Help a woman in need!

PS the 69 is gonna happen anyways:D, it's the rest I have trouble with!

Get a nice lap/dancer to do it for him instead, id say hed like doing it outside the box..for a change.:P

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#10 17-01-2011 01:23PM

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

They won't admit it but a lot of men sometimes just want a really good long chat about feelings and where the relationship is going.

Try that, it'll make it a birthday he won't forget in a hurry!

Original poster, do not show him this one or that will be the end of it lol

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#11 17-01-2011 01:24PM

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056150110

Looks like he doesnt know what he wants himself!!!:D

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#12 17-01-2011 01:24PM

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Give him a 68. Basically you give him a BJ and he owes you one.

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#13 17-01-2011 01:29PM

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fiona12 wrote: »

think outside the box

Fanny hair?

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#14 17-01-2011 01:32PM

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Threesome with your hot friend?

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#15 17-01-2011 01:33PM

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Thanks, I knew you guys would sort me out in a jiffy, so it's between a 68 and a 89...

mmmmm, what to do, what to do.....

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#16 17-01-2011 01:38PM

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kiddums wrote: »

Threesome with your hot friend?

999

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#17 17-01-2011 01:39PM

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Just let him go out and get twisted with his mates and you just sit at home in your 'sex gear' for when he comes home looking for the ride!

Btw let him finish his snack box before you pounce on him, no point in wasting a fiver in these recessionary times :pac:

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#18 17-01-2011 01:42PM

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fiona12 wrote: »

Thanks, I knew you guys would sort me out in a jiffy, so it's between a 68 and a 89...

mmmmm, what to do, what to do.....

^ that! :pac:

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#19 17-01-2011 01:49PM

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Sorry people, that's just not good enough, to be honest, I'm a bit dissapointed in you lot!

C'mon think harder!

I promise I will give you the credit you deserve, I'll write your name in the birthday card

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#20 17-01-2011 01:50PM

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What's his interests/hobbies???

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#21 17-01-2011 01:53PM

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Let him take a dump on your chest, he'll love that.

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#22 17-01-2011 01:53PM

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fiona12 wrote: »

Sorry people, that's just not good enough, to be honest, I'm a bit dissapointed in you lot!

C'mon think harder!

I promise I will give you the credit you deserve, I'll write your name in the birthday card

He should dump you, anyone that can't think of a good birthday present for their fella deserves to be dumped....although the 69 was an OK start..

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#23 17-01-2011 01:55PM

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Get him a track day for Mondello and after bring him to his favourite eating dump followed by an oul finger up his hole and some durty sex where you act out his fantasty

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#24 17-01-2011 01:59PM
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kfallon wrote: »

What's his interests/hobbies???

In no particular order:
sex

Cars

sex

sex

computers

gadgets

sex

sex

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#25 17-01-2011 02:03PM

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fiona12 wrote: »

Thanks, I knew you guys would sort me out in a jiffy, so it's between a 68 and a 89...

mmmmm, what to do, what to do.....

Is it a 78.5 ?

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#26 17-01-2011 02:04PM

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Get a couple of porno DVDs and watch then with him. Then let him pick a scene to recreate.

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#27 17-01-2011 02:12PM

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Swampy wrote: »

Get a couple of porno DVDs and watch then with him. Then let him pick a scene to recreate.

yawn!

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#28 17-01-2011 02:15PM

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Get him drunk and tie him up whilst he's passed out. Get a friend around and spit-roast him with strap-ons. Post video to site, and send link to friends and parents.

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#29 17-01-2011 02:24PM

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fiona12 wrote: »

yawn!

Whats his fantasty?

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#30 17-01-2011 02:27PM

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Has anyone suggested the minivan yet?

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#31 17-01-2011 02:28PM

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OisinT wrote: »

Has anyone suggested the minivan yet?

That some sort of sexual act?

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