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Birthday - one for da boyz

fiona12 · 2011-01-17 12:17:46

Suppose I should have posted this elsewhere, but I feel this is the right place to find visionary thinking and ingenious ideas. It's himself's birthday on the weekend and I want ideas, I was going to do the normal wine, dine and 69:p, but so boooring - think outside the box people! Help a woman in need! PS the 69 is gonna…

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Suppose I should have posted this elsewhere, but I feel this is the right place to find visionary thinking and ingenious ideas.

It's himself's birthday on the weekend and I want ideas, I was going to do the normal wine, dine and 69:p, but so boooring - think outside the box people! Help a woman in need!

PS the 69 is gonna happen anyways:D, it's the rest I have trouble with!

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#2 17-01-2011 12:19pm

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Try the 83 position, he'll love that!

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#3 17-01-2011 12:19pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

PS the 69 is gonna happen anyways:D, it's the rest I have trouble with!

MUST................RESIST...........................

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#4 17-01-2011 12:21pm

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It's between buy him a hooker for the evening or let him shag your best mate.
Leave it to your discretion.

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#5 17-01-2011 12:21pm

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They won't admit it but a lot of men sometimes just want a really good long chat about feelings and where the relationship is going.

Try that, it'll make it a birthday he won't forget in a hurry!

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#6 17-01-2011 12:21pm

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Try an 89.

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#7 17-01-2011 12:21pm

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DriveThru & a greasy hand job

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#8 17-01-2011 12:21pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

Suppose I should have posted this elsewhere, but I feel this is the right place to find visionary thinking and ingenious ideas.

It's himself's birthday on the weekend and I want ideas, I was going to do the normal wine, dine and 69:p, but so boooring - think outside the box people! Help a woman in need!

PS the 69 is gonna happen anyways:D, it's the rest I have trouble with!

just show him this post if my mrs even thought of this id be made up well done kk

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#9 17-01-2011 12:22pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

Suppose I should have posted this elsewhere, but I feel this is the right place to find visionary thinking and ingenious ideas.

It's himself's birthday on the weekend and I want ideas, I was going to do the normal wine, dine and 69:p, but so boooring - think outside the box people! Help a woman in need!

PS the 69 is gonna happen anyways:D, it's the rest I have trouble with!

Get a nice lap/dancer to do it for him instead, id say hed like doing it outside the box..for a change.:P

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#10 17-01-2011 12:23pm

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

They won't admit it but a lot of men sometimes just want a really good long chat about feelings and where the relationship is going.

Try that, it'll make it a birthday he won't forget in a hurry!

Original poster, do not show him this one or that will be the end of it lol

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#11 17-01-2011 12:24pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056150110

Looks like he doesnt know what he wants himself!!!:D

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#12 17-01-2011 12:24pm

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Give him a 68. Basically you give him a BJ and he owes you one.

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#13 17-01-2011 12:29pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

think outside the box

Fanny hair?

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#14 17-01-2011 12:32pm

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Threesome with your hot friend?

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#15 17-01-2011 12:33pm

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Thanks, I knew you guys would sort me out in a jiffy, so it's between a 68 and a 89...

mmmmm, what to do, what to do.....

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#16 17-01-2011 12:38pm

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kiddums wrote: »

Threesome with your hot friend?

999

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#17 17-01-2011 12:39pm

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Just let him go out and get twisted with his mates and you just sit at home in your 'sex gear' for when he comes home looking for the ride!

Btw let him finish his snack box before you pounce on him, no point in wasting a fiver in these recessionary times :pac:

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#18 17-01-2011 12:42pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

Thanks, I knew you guys would sort me out in a jiffy, so it's between a 68 and a 89...

mmmmm, what to do, what to do.....

^ that! :pac:

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#19 17-01-2011 12:49pm

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Sorry people, that's just not good enough, to be honest, I'm a bit dissapointed in you lot!

C'mon think harder!

I promise I will give you the credit you deserve, I'll write your name in the birthday card

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#20 17-01-2011 12:50pm

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What's his interests/hobbies???

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#21 17-01-2011 12:53pm

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Let him take a dump on your chest, he'll love that.

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#22 17-01-2011 12:53pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

Sorry people, that's just not good enough, to be honest, I'm a bit dissapointed in you lot!

C'mon think harder!

I promise I will give you the credit you deserve, I'll write your name in the birthday card

He should dump you, anyone that can't think of a good birthday present for their fella deserves to be dumped....although the 69 was an OK start..

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#23 17-01-2011 12:55pm

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Get him a track day for Mondello and after bring him to his favourite eating dump followed by an oul finger up his hole and some durty sex where you act out his fantasty

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#24 17-01-2011 12:59pm
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kfallon wrote: »

What's his interests/hobbies???

In no particular order:
sex

Cars

sex

sex

computers

gadgets

sex

sex

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#25 17-01-2011 1:03pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

Thanks, I knew you guys would sort me out in a jiffy, so it's between a 68 and a 89...

mmmmm, what to do, what to do.....

Is it a 78.5 ?

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#26 17-01-2011 1:04pm

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Get a couple of porno DVDs and watch then with him. Then let him pick a scene to recreate.

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#27 17-01-2011 1:12pm

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Swampy wrote: »

Get a couple of porno DVDs and watch then with him. Then let him pick a scene to recreate.

yawn!

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#28 17-01-2011 1:15pm

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Get him drunk and tie him up whilst he's passed out. Get a friend around and spit-roast him with strap-ons. Post video to site, and send link to friends and parents.

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#29 17-01-2011 1:24pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

yawn!

Whats his fantasty?

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#30 17-01-2011 1:27pm

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Has anyone suggested the minivan yet?

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#31 17-01-2011 1:28pm

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OisinT wrote: »

Has anyone suggested the minivan yet?

That some sort of sexual act?

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#32 17-01-2011 1:34pm

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Backstage access.

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#33 17-01-2011 1:40pm

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Got the cheap one for my birthday, it's fantastic!

Back in AH: BEWBS!

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#34 17-01-2011 1:40pm

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Surprise him with a 6.9 (69 interupted by a period).

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#35 17-01-2011 1:41pm

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take him out... dinner is over rated..

Pints and shots allnight, kebab on the way home...
greasy hand job on the way home... then say you want to try 2 girls 1 cup.

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#36 17-01-2011 1:43pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

yawn!

in that case, let him donkey punch you. Many times.

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#37 17-01-2011 2:00pm

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griffdaddy wrote: »

Let him take a dump on your chest, he'll love that.

or line your mouth with tin foil and let him dump in that... cleveland baked potato

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#38 17-01-2011 2:17pm

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tut, tut, tut

so dissapointed in AH, not what I expected at all

inventive - no
visionary - no

try again

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#39 17-01-2011 2:20pm

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Ffs. Just give him a good bj. He won't give a **** about anything else.

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#40 17-01-2011 2:20pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

tut, tut, tut

so dissapointed in AH, not what I expected at all

inventive - no
visionary - no

try again

What is his fckin fantasy???????????

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#41 17-01-2011 2:21pm

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So many sexually frustrated AH'ers...

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#42 17-01-2011 2:23pm

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Take him out for a nice meal in a posh place.
Don't forget to give him a BJ under the table.

OR

Play his trumpet

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#43 17-01-2011 2:24pm

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bungler wrote: »

What is his fckin fantasy???????????

Being single again, I would imagine.

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#44 17-01-2011 2:25pm

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Dress him up in leather crotchless chaps, a gimp mask and a snooker ball in his mouth, have him sitting and handcuffed down to one of those old gymnasm benches... now this is where it gets interesting, guys love this sh*t! You'll step on his scrotum and balls in 6 inch heels... your welcome! :cool:

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#45 17-01-2011 2:26pm

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Swampy wrote: »

Ffs. Just give him a good bj. He won't give a **** about anything else.

Sorted - this morning!

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#46 17-01-2011 2:28pm

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I suppose there's always dogging/

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#47 17-01-2011 2:29pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

Suppose I should have posted this elsewhere, but I feel this is the right place to find visionary thinking and ingenious ideas.

It's himself's birthday on the weekend and I want ideas, I was going to do the normal wine, dine and 69:p, but so boooring - think outside the box people! Help a woman in need!

PS the 69 is gonna happen anyways:D, it's the rest I have trouble with!

Thats not a birthday present, he has to do work!

Give him a steak and a BJ. The best a man can get.

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#48 17-01-2011 2:33pm

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fiona12 wrote: »

tut, tut, tut

so dissapointed in AH, not what I expected at all

inventive - no
visionary - no

try again

You're the one that can't come up with a present for your OH!

Besides if you really want ideas try here.

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#49 17-01-2011 2:35pm

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Do you have a sister? Is she free on the weekend?

I'm sure he'd appreciate that!

If that's not gonna happen you could always let him tie you up and unload a paintball gun on you at close range...

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#50 17-01-2011 2:35pm

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this thread has been has been nothing but smut, practically verging on the pornographic and certainly not erotic or romantic in any way.

OP you have your answer - AH has made clear to you that which every man knows: your boyfriend wants a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.

now get home and get into the stillettos and fishnets before you ruin his birthday further with your procrastination.

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#51 17-01-2011 2:42pm

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Sex
Dinner
Pints
Sex
And then massage till he falls asleep

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