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has anyone ever rode an air hostess

  • 14-01-2011 10:40PM
    #1
    partyndbs
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    on a flight? its my fantasy....coz u no when your on a family holiday and u havent had anything 2 jack off to for like a week and then your on plane and for some reason you get a boner imagining going into the jax and riding the wettest little eastern european flight attendant


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  • #2
    Leftyflip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    Lolz, pervert alert...


  • #3
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    thread of 2011 so far.


  • #4
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Thanks for a good laugh OP!


  • #5
    Twee.
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    Thread title win.


  • #6
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    best thread ever, and no.


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  • #7
    Joe10000
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    Ah to be young again.....


  • #8
    achmairt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭achmairt


    I tink that should be 'have u ever ridden' ??


  • #9
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    I have!


    (It was my friend who was an air hostess and she gave me a jockeyback back from the pub one night)


  • #10
    karma_
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,797 ✭✭✭karma_


    Silverfish wrote: »
    I have!


    (It was my friend who was an air hostess and she gave me a jockeyback back from the pub one night)

    A member of teh 3 and a half foot high club heh!


  • #11
    achmairt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭achmairt


    People who boast about it are the people who never get it:D:D:D


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  • #12
    Piriz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭Piriz


    does a bus conductor count? top deck club!


  • #13
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    neil prenderville alert.


  • #14
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    achmairt wrote: »
    People who boast about it are the people who never get it:D:D:D
    Pighead's saying nothing.


  • #15
    TheZohanS
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    partyndbs wrote: »
    has anyone ever rode an air hostess


    Roman Abramovich.


  • #16
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    "My Mate" rode an Aer Lingus hostess 12 years ago ,and after he came inside her she tormented him for weeks about pregnancy shit until she found out she wasn't


  • #17
    Vanbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    partyndbs wrote: »
    on a flight? its my fantasy....coz u no when your on a family holiday and u havent had anything 2 jack off to for like a week and then your on plane and for some reason you get a boner imagining going into the jax and riding the wettest little eastern european flight attendant

    Your still young, plenty of time yet :pac:


  • #18
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    I'm afraid that avenue of pleasure hasn't opened to me but if it did, it would have to be with a little cutie from Singapore Airlines. I flew with them a few years ago and everyone of the hostesses were hottttttttttt!!!!


  • #19
    partyndbs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭partyndbs


    a little asian moth woooooooo even bettter


  • #20
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    karma_ wrote: »
    A member of teh 3 and a half foot high club heh!

    Yeah, it was epic, I really recommend it.


  • #21
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    partyndbs wrote: »
    has anyone ever rode an air hostess on a flight? its my fantasy....coz u no when your on a family holiday and u havent had anything 2 jack off to for like a week and then your on plane and for some reason you get a boner imagining going into the jax and riding the wettest little eastern european flight attendant
    I rode a bike once.


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  • #22
    Sea Sharp
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    Yeah OP, I totally did.
    I did 5 of them at the same time on a flight from Shannon to Dublin. They were well up for it!!!!
    achmairt wrote: »
    People who boast about it are the people who never get it:D:D:D

    :(


  • #23
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    partyndbs wrote: »
    coz u no when your on a family holiday and u havent had anything 2 jack off to for like a week

    Wouldn't your ma be on a family holiday? :confused:


  • #24
    partyndbs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭partyndbs


    my mum died when i was 8


  • #25
    Setun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,804 ✭✭✭Setun


    What's with all the sexual frustration on AH lately?


  • #26
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • #27
    stovelid
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    partyndbs wrote: »
    my mum died when i was 8

    Just prop her up and glue a drink to her hand.


  • #28
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,936 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    Well from 1998-2002 i ran a pub in hounslow west london, and the aer lingus head office that time was across the road from the pub, i knew most of the air hostess,s and they always knew the pub was good craic and handy for the afters. so they would come in after there shift have a good time and yes went with a good few of them lovely ladies may i say:p


  • #29
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,426 ✭✭✭testicle


    Sink The Banana wrote: »
    "My Mate" rode an Aer Lingus hostess 12 years ago ,and after he came inside her she tormented him for weeks about pregnancy shit until she found out she wasn't

    What did you give her your number for?


  • #30
    NeedaNewName
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭NeedaNewName


    testicle wrote: »
    What did you give her your number for?

    I don't think you read that right tbh.


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  • #31
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    neil prenderville alert.

    Prendeville takes care of his own in-flight needs.


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