has anyone ever rode an air hostess

partyndbs

on a flight? its my fantasy....coz u no when your on a family holiday and u havent had anything 2 jack off to for like a week and then your on plane and for some reason you get a boner imagining going into the jax and riding the wettest little eastern european flight attendant

Leftyflip

Lolz, pervert alert...

krudler

thread of 2011 so far.

Agricola

Thanks for a good laugh OP!

Twee.

Thread title win.

TeddyTedson

best thread ever, and no.

Joe10000

Ah to be young again.....

achmairt

I tink that should be 'have u ever ridden' ??

Silverfish

I have!


(It was my friend who was an air hostess and she gave me a jockeyback back from the pub one night)

karma_

Silverfish wrote: »

I have!


(It was my friend who was an air hostess and she gave me a jockeyback back from the pub one night)

A member of teh 3 and a half foot high club heh!

achmairt

People who boast about it are the people who never get it:D:D:D

Piriz

does a bus conductor count? top deck club!

DrumSteve

neil prenderville alert.

Pighead

achmairt wrote: »

People who boast about it are the people who never get it:D:D:D

Pighead's saying nothing.

TheZohanS

partyndbs wrote: »

has anyone ever rode an air hostess

Roman Abramovich.

iPlop

"My Mate" rode an Aer Lingus hostess 12 years ago ,and after he came inside her she tormented him for weeks about pregnancy shit until she found out she wasn't

Vanbis

partyndbs wrote: »

on a flight? its my fantasy....coz u no when your on a family holiday and u havent had anything 2 jack off to for like a week and then your on plane and for some reason you get a boner imagining going into the jax and riding the wettest little eastern european flight attendant

Your still young, plenty of time yet :pac:

chughes

I'm afraid that avenue of pleasure hasn't opened to me but if it did, it would have to be with a little cutie from Singapore Airlines. I flew with them a few years ago and everyone of the hostesses were hottttttttttt!!!!

partyndbs

a little asian moth woooooooo even bettter

Silverfish

karma_ wrote: »

A member of teh 3 and a half foot high club heh!

Yeah, it was epic, I really recommend it.

Johro

partyndbs wrote: »

has anyone ever rode an air hostess on a flight? its my fantasy....coz u no when your on a family holiday and u havent had anything 2 jack off to for like a week and then your on plane and for some reason you get a boner imagining going into the jax and riding the wettest little eastern european flight attendant

I rode a bike once.

Sea Sharp

Yeah OP, I totally did.
I did 5 of them at the same time on a flight from Shannon to Dublin. They were well up for it!!!!

achmairt wrote: »

People who boast about it are the people who never get it:D:D:D

stovelid

partyndbs wrote: »

coz u no when your on a family holiday and u havent had anything 2 jack off to for like a week

Wouldn't your ma be on a family holiday?

partyndbs

my mum died when i was 8

Setun

What's with all the sexual frustration on AH lately?

Crann na Beatha

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stovelid

partyndbs wrote: »

my mum died when i was 8

Just prop her up and glue a drink to her hand.

patwicklow

Well from 1998-2002 i ran a pub in hounslow west london, and the aer lingus head office that time was across the road from the pub, i knew most of the air hostess,s and they always knew the pub was good craic and handy for the afters. so they would come in after there shift have a good time and yes went with a good few of them lovely ladies may i say:p

testicle

Sink The Banana wrote: »

"My Mate" rode an Aer Lingus hostess 12 years ago ,and after he came inside her she tormented him for weeks about pregnancy shit until she found out she wasn't

What did you give her your number for?

NeedaNewName

testicle wrote: »

What did you give her your number for?

I don't think you read that right tbh.

bonerm

DrumSteve wrote: »

neil prenderville alert.

Prendeville takes care of his own in-flight needs.

kn0ckers

i have but it was in a tent....

Mr. Presentable

No. Nobody has. They're all virgins.

Wibbs

Yep, I have ridden a woman whose job was air hostess. Two indeed. One air france, one swissair.

ejmaztec

bonerm wrote: »

Prendeville takes care of his own in-flight needs.

Yes, he's his own right-hand man, so I've heard.

Kinetic^

Wibbs wrote: »

Yep, I have ridden a woman whose job was air hostess. Two indeed. One air france, one swissair.

Which was better? Up the swiss the I bet! :pac:

Silverfish

Wibbs wrote: »

Yep, I have ridden a woman whose job was air hostess. Two indeed. One air france, one swissair.

So from mouth to ass.

Wibbs

Actually she was defo the better looking as I recall. No up the swiss action though. Not my bag, but she was as they say a Goer(tm) so she may have gone for it. T'was the 80's so different times....

NeedaNewName

Wibbs wrote: »

Yep, I have ridden a woman whose job was air hostess. Two indeed. One air france, one swissair.

Of course you did.

You're Wibbs.

Dboy85

Joe10000 wrote: »

Ah to be young again.....

Hes 45, he was on holidays with his kids and wife.

:pac:

jackie1974

Dboy85 wrote: »

Hes 45, he was on holidays with his kids and wife.

:pac:

haha that's what I was thinking good ole family holiday

donkey balls

Myself and two mates off mine rode three Aerlingus hostess one night back at my house during a party,One of them was a cousin of my mate ah the stories I could tell of the good aul times with the girls in green.;)

Ali Babba

testicle wrote: »

What did you give her your number for?

She probably had his boarding pass..............

It's the uniforms do it for me I have to be honest although the majority of Aerlingus air hostesses are awful looking yokes it has to be said, I fly a fair bit and it's rarely you'd see a decent looking one.

paulosham

Not on a plane, but I was informed about all the exits, safety procedures and told where to store my baggage.

Kinetic^

paulosham wrote: »

Not on a plane, but I was informed about all the exits, safety procedures and told where to store my baggage.

Did you leave anything behind in the storage compartment?

Ban Ki Moon

In fairness it was either ryanair or the porn industry for some of those ladies. Yes I have, nice Slovak girl!!

strokemyclover

"I did! Air Hostess was one of my first ever mounts and I came 4th out of 10 runners at the 4:35 at Chepstow back in May 1990.

I rodda da sheet out of dat horse!"

-Frankie Dettori

RoundyMooney

Couldn't these days, not Ryanair ones anyway, they wouldn't have the time what with all the sh1te O'Leary makes em punt for a bit of commission.

On terra firma, yes. Get a group of em on rest days in a hub and game on.

Biggins

Yes.

RoundyMooney

Biggins wrote: »

Yes.

On an aircraft? Go and sh1te.

Lapin

Michael O'Leary rides hundreds of them everyday.

While they're busy selling scratch cards for him.