Farmyard Humour

Hi Guys,

I was recently helping a farmer relative feed his cattle. He told me one of his cows was not calving and that “She’ll be going in for burgers, but don’t say it too loudly”.

He also told me when cows are artificially inseminated; the AI man (as he is known) starts joking as if he is trying to romance the cow like a woman in order to score. As he is about to inject the cow with bull semen, he starts singing “Let’s get it on, Oh, Let’s get it on”. (i.e. that romantic song about “love making”)

That’s my starting point. If anyone has any similar farmyard humour, I’m all ears.

Thanks In Advance for all responses.