When you were a child what did your mammy call....

WalterMitty · 12-01-2011 02:22PM #1

muscus from your nose...bungies mine called them.
She called my testicles and penis my wibbly wobblies.
She called my faeces poo poo.
Ah, the memories.

bonerm · 12-01-2011 02:23PM

.... The not so secret life of Walter Mitty.

ntlbell · 12-01-2011 02:23PM

Your ma called mine the big alabama swamp snake.

ah the memories.

chin_grin · 12-01-2011 02:24PM

WalterMitty wrote: »

She called my testicles and penis my wibbly wobblies.

Bet she called your Da's "Wibbly Wobbly Wonder".

stovelid · 12-01-2011 02:32PM

Lunch.

chin_grin · 12-01-2011 02:35PM

stovelid wrote: »

Lunch.

Yore Ma (heh) called your snot/penis&testicles/sh*t "lunch".

Durty.

sbsquarepants · 12-01-2011 02:39PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Bet she called your Da's "Wibbly Wobbly Wonder".

No, if it was wibbly wobbly, he wouldn't be his da!

seamus · 12-01-2011 02:39PM

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who doesn't remember a single feckin detail from their childhood, i.e. before I was ten.

My wife can remember songs, the names of most of her teddies and a list of childhood books, poems, TV shows and former teachers the length of her arm.

I remember that I got Action Force most Christmases and I spent a lot of time on the road playing "tip the can". That's about it.

What my mother called my penis? Who the fnck knows?

liah · 12-01-2011 02:40PM

Boogers or snot. Actually, I doubt she used either; I probably did though.

ejmaztec · 12-01-2011 02:40PM

There seems to be evidence in the first post of a repressed Catholic up-bringing, not to mention proof that biology wasn't in the school curriculum.

liah · 12-01-2011 02:41PM

seamus wrote: »

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who doesn't remember a single feckin detail from their childhood, i.e. before I was ten.

My wife can remember songs, the names of most of her teddies and a list of childhood books, poems, TV shows and former teachers the length of her arm.

I remember that I got Action Force most Christmases and I spent a lot of time on the road playing "tip the can". That's about it.

What my mother called my penis? Who the fnck knows?

You're not alone. Outside of one very unpleasant memory and a few scattered nice ones, I can't remember crap before I was 10 or 11 and really can't recall when exactly things happened or what age I was even up til about age 15.

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 12-01-2011 02:43PM

Shnot.

sink · 12-01-2011 02:44PM

When I was in first or second class I used to get horribly bunged up with snot and rather than finding a tissue I would just blow it out down my face until it was hanging off my chin. My mother or teacher would have to wipe it off for me

. That earned me my first ever nickname snot-rag.

Mint Sauce · 12-01-2011 02:46PM

Have not the foggest, I remember plenty of events and things that happned as a kid, remember very little of what things were called though.

Screaminmidget · 12-01-2011 02:49PM

she called it disgusting. oh, what a simpler time that was...

Cat Melodeon · 12-01-2011 02:52PM

Snot was snot in our house and was removed from sight with the efficiency and brutality of an SAS operation.

Not having a penis, I didn't have to worry about wibbly wobblies. 'Down there' was generally referred to as a vagina by mam, although when changing younger siblings nappies, dad called it a tuppence.

Poo was poo, wee was wee.

I can remember things from when I was a year and a half old. I'm going to be very careful in front of my 17 month old, will have to do all the bad stuff in private from now on.
I call his wibbly wobblies either by their correct name or his willy/stones.

Duggy747 · 12-01-2011 02:54PM

Snot

My mother was quite the wordsmith.

TanG411 · 12-01-2011 02:54PM

I had a teddy called 'My First Teddy'. It was yellow and had a bib with 'My First Teddy' printed onto it.

It was my first teddy.

kfallon · 12-01-2011 02:56PM

My Mammy had a great little nickname for me when I was younger......

ya little shit!
Awwwww........

ntlbell · 12-01-2011 02:58PM

Cat Melodeon wrote: »

Snot was snot in our house and was removed from sight with the efficiency and brutality of an SAS operation.

Not having a penis, I didn't have to worry about wibbly wobblies. 'Down there' was generally referred to as a vagina by mam, although when changing younger siblings nappies, dad called it a tuppence.

Poo was poo, wee was wee.

I can remember things from when I was a year and a half old. I'm going to be very careful in front of my 17 month old, will have to do all the bad stuff in private from now on.
I call his wibbly wobblies either by their correct name or his willy/stones.

You mean you recall stories of things that happened when you were 18 months old right?

I call BS on anyone who can remember anything before 3/4

generally people hear the story so much they think they remember the incident.

Duggy747 · 12-01-2011 02:59PM

ntlbell wrote: »

You mean you recall stories of things that happened when you were 18 months old right?

I call BS on anyone who can remember anything before 3/4

generally people hear the story so much they think they remember the incident.

Apparently, my GF can recall being born...............*cough*

I refuse to use rolleyes :pac:

NothingMan · 12-01-2011 03:00PM

Snot = Snot

Penis = Willy

Balls = Bits

Poop = Poo

Wee = Wee

Pretty basic I'd say. Now the role reversal is funnier, when no one around the table wants to explain what a blow job is to my Mam.

kfallon · 12-01-2011 03:03PM

NothingMan wrote: »

Now the role reversal is funnier, when no one around the table wants to explain what a blow job is to my Mam.

I feel sorry for your Da.....

NothingMan · 12-01-2011 03:07PM

kfallon wrote: »

I feel sorry for your Da.....

8 kids together, I'm sure he was gettin his :pac:.

Ticktactoe · 12-01-2011 03:07PM

I was referred to as 'It'.
Always felt like I was the child that was never wanted....

*I know PI forum -->

ntlbell · 12-01-2011 03:07PM

kfallon wrote: »

I feel sorry for your Da.....

Just because she doesn't know what "blow job" is, doesn't mean she doesn't suck the c0ck.

AntiMatter · 12-01-2011 03:10PM

My willy was referred to as my 'doo-dah'.

Gulliver · 12-01-2011 03:11PM

NothingMan wrote: »

Snot = Snot

Pretty basic I'd say. Now the role reversal is funnier, when no one around the table wants to explain what a blow job is to my Mam.

Worse if she says "Oh, so that's a blow job. We used to call that "saying hello". Did I ever tell you about a Portuguese Breakfast?"

Lumen · 12-01-2011 03:13PM

The reason parents use euphemisms ("bits" is my favourite) is that otherwise small children are likely to shout out "MY VAGINA IS ITCHY!!" in a crowded restaurant, causing some combination of mirth/discomfort for all present.

NothingMan · 12-01-2011 03:16PM

ntlbell wrote: »

Just because she doesn't know what "blow job" is, doesn't mean she doesn't suck the c0ck.

As I said 8 kids together, if she sucked the c0ck then I probably wouldn't be here.

listermint · 12-01-2011 03:17PM

Youngfellitz,

As in 'Heeere Young-fell-its

When you were a child what did your mammy call....

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