When you were a child what did your mammy call....

WalterMitty

muscus from your nose...bungies mine called them.
She called my testicles and penis my wibbly wobblies.
She called my faeces poo poo.
Ah, the memories.

bonerm

.... The not so secret life of Walter Mitty.

ntlbell

Your ma called mine the big alabama swamp snake.

ah the memories.

chin_grin

WalterMitty wrote: »

She called my testicles and penis my wibbly wobblies.

Bet she called your Da's "Wibbly Wobbly Wonder".

stovelid

Lunch.

chin_grin

stovelid wrote: »

Lunch.

Yore Ma (heh) called your snot/penis&testicles/sh*t "lunch".

Durty.

sbsquarepants

chin_grin wrote: »

Bet she called your Da's "Wibbly Wobbly Wonder".

No, if it was wibbly wobbly, he wouldn't be his da!

seamus

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who doesn't remember a single feckin detail from their childhood, i.e. before I was ten.

My wife can remember songs, the names of most of her teddies and a list of childhood books, poems, TV shows and former teachers the length of her arm.

I remember that I got Action Force most Christmases and I spent a lot of time on the road playing "tip the can". That's about it.

What my mother called my penis? Who the fnck knows?

liah

Boogers or snot. Actually, I doubt she used either; I probably did though.

ejmaztec

There seems to be evidence in the first post of a repressed Catholic up-bringing, not to mention proof that biology wasn't in the school curriculum.

liah

seamus wrote: »

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who doesn't remember a single feckin detail from their childhood, i.e. before I was ten.

My wife can remember songs, the names of most of her teddies and a list of childhood books, poems, TV shows and former teachers the length of her arm.

I remember that I got Action Force most Christmases and I spent a lot of time on the road playing "tip the can". That's about it.

What my mother called my penis? Who the fnck knows?

You're not alone. Outside of one very unpleasant memory and a few scattered nice ones, I can't remember crap before I was 10 or 11 and really can't recall when exactly things happened or what age I was even up til about age 15.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Shnot.

sink

When I was in first or second class I used to get horribly bunged up with snot and rather than finding a tissue I would just blow it out down my face until it was hanging off my chin. My mother or teacher would have to wipe it off for me . That earned me my first ever nickname snot-rag.

Mint Sauce

Have not the foggest, I remember plenty of events and things that happned as a kid, remember very little of what things were called though.

Screaminmidget

she called it disgusting. oh, what a simpler time that was...

Cat Melodeon

Snot was snot in our house and was removed from sight with the efficiency and brutality of an SAS operation.

Not having a penis, I didn't have to worry about wibbly wobblies. 'Down there' was generally referred to as a vagina by mam, although when changing younger siblings nappies, dad called it a tuppence.

Poo was poo, wee was wee.

I can remember things from when I was a year and a half old. I'm going to be very careful in front of my 17 month old, will have to do all the bad stuff in private from now on.
I call his wibbly wobblies either by their correct name or his willy/stones.

Duggy747

Snot

My mother was quite the wordsmith.

TanG411

I had a teddy called 'My First Teddy'. It was yellow and had a bib with 'My First Teddy' printed onto it.

It was my first teddy.

kfallon

My Mammy had a great little nickname for me when I was younger......



























ya little shit!
Awwwww........

ntlbell

Cat Melodeon wrote: »

Snot was snot in our house and was removed from sight with the efficiency and brutality of an SAS operation.

Not having a penis, I didn't have to worry about wibbly wobblies. 'Down there' was generally referred to as a vagina by mam, although when changing younger siblings nappies, dad called it a tuppence.

Poo was poo, wee was wee.

I can remember things from when I was a year and a half old. I'm going to be very careful in front of my 17 month old, will have to do all the bad stuff in private from now on.
I call his wibbly wobblies either by their correct name or his willy/stones.

You mean you recall stories of things that happened when you were 18 months old right?

I call BS on anyone who can remember anything before 3/4

generally people hear the story so much they think they remember the incident.

Duggy747

ntlbell wrote: »

You mean you recall stories of things that happened when you were 18 months old right?

I call BS on anyone who can remember anything before 3/4

generally people hear the story so much they think they remember the incident.

Apparently, my GF can recall being born...............*cough*

I refuse to use rolleyes :pac:

NothingMan

Snot = Snot

Penis = Willy

Balls = Bits

Poop = Poo

Wee = Wee

Pretty basic I'd say. Now the role reversal is funnier, when no one around the table wants to explain what a blow job is to my Mam.

kfallon

NothingMan wrote: »

Now the role reversal is funnier, when no one around the table wants to explain what a blow job is to my Mam.

I feel sorry for your Da.....

NothingMan

kfallon wrote: »

I feel sorry for your Da.....

8 kids together, I'm sure he was gettin his :pac:.

Ticktactoe

I was referred to as 'It'.
Always felt like I was the child that was never wanted....

*I know PI forum -->

ntlbell

kfallon wrote: »

I feel sorry for your Da.....

Just because she doesn't know what "blow job" is, doesn't mean she doesn't suck the c0ck.

AntiMatter

My willy was referred to as my 'doo-dah'.

Gulliver

NothingMan wrote: »

Snot = Snot

Pretty basic I'd say. Now the role reversal is funnier, when no one around the table wants to explain what a blow job is to my Mam.

Worse if she says "Oh, so that's a blow job. We used to call that "saying hello". Did I ever tell you about a Portuguese Breakfast?"

Lumen

The reason parents use euphemisms ("bits" is my favourite) is that otherwise small children are likely to shout out "MY VAGINA IS ITCHY!!" in a crowded restaurant, causing some combination of mirth/discomfort for all present.

NothingMan

ntlbell wrote: »

Just because she doesn't know what "blow job" is, doesn't mean she doesn't suck the c0ck.

As I said 8 kids together, if she sucked the c0ck then I probably wouldn't be here.

listermint

Youngfellitz,

As in 'Heeere Young-fell-its

ntlbell

NothingMan wrote: »

As I said 8 kids together, if she sucked the c0ck then I probably wouldn't be here.

why? could you aulfella not hold his load?

123balltv

She calls me chicken :mad: hate it whats wrong with my real name

The word mammy got the head eaten off me on a famous pop singers fan site forum
it's offensive to African American's it dates back to the slave days.How the **** is a Irish fan supposed to know these things.
A lot of Irish people call their Mother's 'Mammy'

Gulliver

Lumen wrote: »

The reason parents use euphemisms ("bits" is my favourite) is that otherwise small children are likely to shout out "MY VAGINA IS ITCHY!!" in a crowded restaurant, causing some combination of mirth/discomfort for all present.

"MY VAGINA IS ITCHY!!"
"SHHHH, PETER!"

ntlbell

listermint wrote: »

Youngfellitz,

As in 'Heeere Young-fell-its

You're ma called your bits here young fellits?

That phrase makes a lot more sense now.

NothingMan

ntlbell wrote: »

why? could you aulfella not hold his load?

Not if I take after him anyway .

Gulliver

Standard, really

Penis - Willy
Testicles - Balls
Vagina - Fanny
Breasts - Boobs

Could be worse though - Cock N Balls - NSFW

NothingMan

Gulliver wrote: »

Standard, really

Penis - Willy
Testicles - Balls
Vagina - Fanny
Breasts - Boobs

Hermaphrodite?

Gulliver

NothingMan wrote: »

Hermaphrodite?

Why? You interested? I also have a tail and a fifth nipple. :pac:

NothingMan

Gulliver wrote: »

Why? You interested? I also have a tail and a fifth nipple. :pac:

Go on...

tony 2 tone

sbsquarepants wrote: »

No, if it was wibbly wobbly, he wouldn't be his da!

Hence the "wonder" part, for the times it wasnt wibbly, wobbly :P

Gulliver

NothingMan wrote: »

Go on...

And Mother used to tell me no one would ever love me as she locked me in the cage. LOOK AT ME NOW, MA!

sensibleken

mucus was dinner
poo was kick
and testicles were sin droops

MIRMIR82

Boobs= diddys
Vagina= Winny
Penis= Tidler
Balls = balls
Arse = Bum
:pac:

hsanz114clayton

mo sicin beag bui



...


beat that bitches

we'llallhavetea_old

snot
privates
diddies (repulsive word for boobs imo)

cc-offe

Duggy747 wrote: »

Apparently, my GF can recall being born...............*cough*

I refuse to use rolleyes :pac:

My boyfriends dad once told me that some babies have such good memories that they can "actually remember the face of the person who delivered them"

Believe me there was plenty of rolled eyes!

In my house boys have willys and girls have fairies

Owen

ntlbell wrote: »

I call BS on anyone who can remember anything before 3/4

Don't know why ... people have no problems remembering before that time. At 3 I was playing Violin with the local School of Music through the Suzuki method. I clearly remember being about a year and a half, being wobbly on my legs kicking a ball around the front of the house and a jack russell coming in barking and eventually bursting my ball. I also remember around the same time being allowed to push the button on the sodastream - a huge thing!! - while sitting on the counter in the kitchen wearing shorts, and a small shirt my Mum had sewn patches on to look like Ponch and Jon from Chips.

liah

sensibleken wrote: »

mucus was dinner
poo was kick
and testicles were sin droops

Wtf

stovelid

Somerbody I know used the following:

Vag = polly

Tits (or maybe it was nipples, I can't remember) = stewarts (phonetic as unsure of spelling)

I have no idea why.

As for memories, I have a few from 3 or 4 years old but you can hardly call them complex memories - more like one or two visual images that I associate with that time: looking at a sweet that I dropped down a drain on the street and my sister's pram in our hallway.

Jaxxy

Cat Melodeon wrote: »

Snot was snot in our house and was removed from sight with the efficiency and brutality of an SAS operation.

Not having a penis, I didn't have to worry about wibbly wobblies. 'Down there' was generally referred to as a vagina by mam, although when changing younger siblings nappies, dad called it a tuppence.

Poo was poo, wee was wee.

I can remember things from when I was a year and a half old. I'm going to be very careful in front of my 17 month old, will have to do all the bad stuff in private from now on.
I call his wibbly wobblies either by their correct name or his willy/stones.

Pretty much the same as me. Snot was snot, penis was willy, boobs were boobies, poo was poo and wee was wee. Although I always called my vagina my "front bum", not sure if that's what I called it naturally or what my mother called it.

I remember quite a few things from before I was two also. I remember frequently refusing to eat my dinner because I hated vegetables. I remember getting stung by a bee in the garden when I was one and a half, and I remember being transfixed by a snail and following it up the path for what felt like hours.