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Irelands Greatest W*nker

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    bitter wrote: »
    Brendan O Conner, stupid beyond belief, followed by Eoghan Harris..

    The Half Head is only in the ha'penny place, but he is trying. Very trying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    coreless, coreless and sweeney?

    more Gormless, Gormless & Needy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 639 ✭✭✭omen80


    baldbear wrote: »
    Bono.

    Yes well done, call the man who does more good than any other high profile celebrity a w*nker! Typical attitude in this country to slate successful people.
    Yes he can be annoying and over exposed on TV etc, but he is far from being a w*nker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Overheal wrote: »
    Theres nothing manly about centiliters.

    Litres. on the other hand, speak volumes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,911 ✭✭✭HellFireClub


    I was only thinking about this today... This guy gets my nomination for being king of the creeps...

    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/398588/142950.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Oh Oh OH! Each and every one of those vapid, desperate, horrible human beans on Fade Street.

    I would cut them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Surely orourkeda is Ireland's Greatest "Wanker"....no disrespect now! You say it yourself every day man!

    I rather doubt the fact that I ever called myself a wanker. Surely ones penchant for furious masturbation should not be confused with the alternative meaning of the word.

    http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/5/128834096052988426.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    omen80 wrote: »
    Yes well done, call the man who does more good than any other high profile celebrity a w*nker! Typical attitude in this country to slate successful people.
    Yes he can be annoying and over exposed on TV etc, but he is far from being a w*nker.

    He's still a w*nker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,675 ✭✭✭TechnoPool


    gerry ryan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    TechnoPool wrote: »
    gerry ryan

    Hold your tongue! I LOVED Gerry. He was such a fat walrus. The pompous orse. Sigh.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Hold your tongue! I LOVED Gerry. He was such a fat walrus. The pompous orse. Sigh.

    Aye, *sniff*.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭GalwayGunner


    Jack O'Connor
    David Begg

    ....and worst of all:

    Fiona Looney.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    There's a short-arsed, bearded, self satisfied, playboy developer who also has a claim to the title.

    His name evades me :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Jack O'Connor
    David Begg

    ....and worst of all:

    Fiona Looney.

    You just reminded me of another thunderin' wanker in Bill Cullen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Aye, *sniff*.


    Do you remember when Gerry was alive? Wasn't that great.

    Also: That FCUKER Jason Byrne.

    Also, Also, could someone please teach me how to multi quote? I look a fool not being able to do it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Anyone else over these type of threads?

    Look - they ALL have lovely bottoms.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 639 ✭✭✭omen80


    Stephen Ireland is a good candidate for this!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭GalwayGunner


    orourkeda wrote: »
    You just reminded me of another thunderin' wanker in Bill Cullen

    Its still amazes me that my telly survived unscathed when those Daily Mail ads with Fiona Looney came on during The Apprentice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    omen80 wrote: »
    Stephen Ireland is a good candidate for this!

    He's from Cork so that automatically puts him joint first with every other cork person


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 639 ✭✭✭omen80


    orourkeda wrote: »
    He's still a w*nker

    Oh great reasoning there!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    orourkeda wrote: »
    He's from Cork so that automatically puts him joint first with every other cork person

    Granny-gate, Saipan, Loss of the six counties and DJs **** on plane to name but a few. The certainly know how to fúck up spectacularly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    There's a short-arsed, bearded, self satisfied, playboy developer who also has a claim to the title.

    His name evades me :D

    That's Johnny Ronan, a sinister little hoor. His partner Richard Barrett is the guy who asked Bertie to "keep pulling for us anyway".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    choice overload! choice overload! choice overload! Hector - Bertie -Rya-choice overload!choice overload!c


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Mary Coughlan.

    Would it be wrong to get a semi from thinking of Mary actually ****?



    *get that image out of your head now*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    God Bless You Roundy

    You're boards answer to Aung San Su Kyi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,102 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    38 seconds. beat that :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,132 ✭✭✭x in the city


    Voltex wrote: »
    I was listening to our Minister for Defence this afternoon on the Newstalk Lunchtime show, and TBH every word he spewed about Cowen and Fitzpatrick was a total insult to every Irish citizen..
    But Im curious...who do you think is Irelands greatest w*nker?
    BTW...mine is Ryan Tubridy...cant stand the scrawney twat!

    the motley crew, producers and viewers of irelands got ****, sorry, talent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49 Tommy_Vercetti


    Blaithnid Ni Coffaigh (If thats how you spell her name)
    She was done for bullying on RTE and yet shes involved in a talent show with kids!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Blaithnid Ni Coffaigh (If thats how you spell her name)
    She was done for bullying on RTE and yet shes involved in a talent show with kids!

    Those kids are well used to it tho from getting it from their parents round the clock.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Linda Martin. She looks like a scrawny baby chick that's been made into a humanoid.

    And what's the name of that ghastly mid-morning show with all the hags nattering about Rhianna's knee-caps or something? I think it may actually be called "mid-morning." Those See You Next Tuesdays too.


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