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Irelands Greatest W*nker

  • 12-01-2011 12:59AM
    #1
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭


    I was listening to our Minister for Defence this afternoon on the Newstalk Lunchtime show, and TBH every word he spewed about Cowen and Fitzpatrick was a total insult to every Irish citizen..
    But Im curious...who do you think is Irelands greatest w*nker?
    BTW...mine is Ryan Tubridy...cant stand the scrawney twat!


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  • #2
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    as i say in every thread like this, brendan kilkenny is a pox on irish society


  • #3
    LambsEye
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    Any of the cretins that crawl out from whatever arsehole they inhabit to speak on shows like "Ireland's sexiest couple," or "Most Hated Irish Celebs."

    I hate them. I hate them more than I could ever hate 1000 rapists who took turns raping my ears, my cat and my granny.


  • #4
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I hate everyone


  • #5
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Deirdre O'Kane


  • #6
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Celia Whoreman Lee


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  • #7
    Badgermonkey
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    A high profile solicitor, I fear naming said person but please feel free to hazard a guess.


  • #8
    baldbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,665 ✭✭✭baldbear


    Bono.


  • #9
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    define a great wanker?


  • #10
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Cork 96 FM's Neil Prendeville is taking w*nking to new heights if you ask me.


  • #11
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Mary Coughlan. She symbolises everything thats wrong with this country.


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  • #12
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Any of the cretins that crawl out from whatever arsehole they inhabit to speak on shows like "Ireland's sexiest couple," or "Most Hated Irish Celebs."

    I hate them. I hate them more than I could ever hate 1000 rapists who took turns raping my ears, my cat and my granny.

    Sexy talk, fancy a shag?


  • #13
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Prendeville, he could get it five miles high.


  • #14
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Badgermonkey wrote: »
    A high profile solicitor, I fear naming said person but please feel free to hazard a guess.

    Ok I'll guess you're not talking about Gerald Kean.


  • #15
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Badgermonkey wrote: »
    A high profile solicitor, I fear naming said person but please feel free to hazard a guess.

    coreless, coreless and sweeney?


  • #16
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    define a great wanker?

    Someone who sits on their hand long enough so that it goes numb and it feels like someone else is doing it.

    and

    Someone who can crack one off when watching Grand Designs.


  • #17
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    LambsEye wrote: »

    Someone who can crack one off when watching Grand Designs.

    Hey!


  • #18
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Prendeville, he could get it five miles high.

    I think Neil Prendeville wins this category hands down (his trousers).


  • #19
    budgemook
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    Tubridy. he's such a smug patronising up his own start talentless cnut


  • #20
    LambsEye
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    squod wrote: »
    Sexy talk, fancy a shag?

    Sorry man. I only do aural. Most dudes won't hear of it.

    ey? Ey? EY!?


  • #21
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    are we measuring by distance, volume, or stamina?


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  • #22
    kowloon
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    brendansmith wrote: »
    Cork 96 FM's Neil Prendeville is taking w*nking to new heights if you ask me.

    I accidentally the whole cabin.


  • #23
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Glenda Gilson or any of those other beetches on XPose.


  • #24
    RoundyMooney
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    Overheal wrote: »
    are we measuring by distance, volume, or stamina?

    Yes, using the metric system.

    OP needs to use Fluttspeak; whanker has a certain caustic charm.

    And yes, all paths lead back to Tubridy :)


  • #25
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Surely orourkeda is Ireland's Greatest "Wanker"....no disrespect now! You say it yourself every day man!


  • #26
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    bonerm wrote: »
    Ok I'll guess you're not talking about Gerald Kean.

    is he a solicitor?

    I thought his job was to feed Barry Egan.


  • #27
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Badgermonkey wrote: »

    I thought his job was to feed Barry Egan.

    And Prendeville. He put him up for a bit until the heat died down.

    Was quite miffed when Neil didn't whip out his nurofen for Lisa Murphy, though.


  • #28
    bitter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166 ✭✭bitter


    Brendan O Conner, stupid beyond belief, followed by Eoghan Harris..


  • #29
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Cork 96 FM's Neil Prendeville is taking w*nking to new heights if you ask me.
    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Prendeville, he could get it five miles high.
    bonerm wrote: »
    I think Neil Prendeville wins this category hands down (his trousers).


    The Corkman is flying high as a single handed winner of this category. :pac:


  • #30
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    baldbear wrote: »
    Bono.

    This.


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  • #31
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Yes, using the metric system.
    Theres nothing manly about centiliters.


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