Whats your favourite saying of all time -motivational humourous or otherwise

Epicness Personified · 10-01-2011 06:15PM

Greed is Good - Gordon Gekko

TwoShedsJackson · 10-01-2011 06:15PM

'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt'

sensibleken · 10-01-2011 06:15PM

Washing machines live longer with calgon. Children however, significantly less!

Uriel. · 10-01-2011 06:59PM

Iwannahurl wrote: »

"There is no fada in Latin."

There was in the Latin school I attended :-p

Dangerdunf · 10-01-2011 07:02PM

I'm as confused as a cow on astroturf.

or

Its a dirty puddle that wouldn't cool a hot iron.

EverEvolving · 10-01-2011 07:55PM

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience

It's a day for firm decisions! Or is it?

A good pun is its own reword.

A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.

A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.

Yes_Man · 11-01-2011 06:37PM

''Football isnt about life or death.. it's more important than that''
Bill Shankley

AntiMatter · 11-01-2011 06:39PM

I'm not always right, but I'm never worng.

.SONIC. · 11-01-2011 06:51PM

TO CONQUER FEAR. . . you must become fear

Common as... · 11-01-2011 06:54PM

Fill your cup Jesus is Desperate.

hardCopy · 11-01-2011 06:58PM

sensibleken wrote: »

Washing machines live longer with calgon. Children however, significantly less!

That was the first post all day that has made me laugh out loud.

chopperbyrne · 11-01-2011 07:00PM

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

angry_fox · 11-01-2011 07:00PM

Sh*t happens

wonderfulname · 11-01-2011 07:01PM

"one death is a tragedy, a million, a mere statistic" - Stalin.

Maybe not favourite, but it comes to mind an awful lot when faced with modern media.

omerin · 11-01-2011 07:05PM

I told you I was sick - Spike Milligan

Its in the post

I wouldn't get on her to get over her

bastados · 11-01-2011 07:05PM

"would ya look at the hole on that one!"

11-01-2011 07:06PM

up yer aul man arse! T Tiernan

Fizman · 11-01-2011 07:10PM

In order to be successful, one must first portray an image of success.

MistyCheese · 11-01-2011 07:12PM

People said I was dumb, but I proved them!

poppyvalley · 11-01-2011 07:14PM

W.C Fields says to a very annoying child on an airplane during a flight " go and play outside"

stateofflux · 11-01-2011 08:12PM

groucho marx ftw all the way

my 5 personal favs:

"i intend to live forever or die trying'

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others"

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."

"I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it."

hogflem · 11-01-2011 09:34PM

Life is like a sh*t sandwich,the more bread you have,the less sh*t you have to eat.

dxhound2005 · 11-01-2011 09:48PM

If I agree with you that will just make us both wrong.

cbyrd · 11-01-2011 09:56PM

it's far from your arse you won't sit on it...

Oranage2 · 11-01-2011 09:59PM

I Think We Are Going to Need a Bigger Boat - Jaws

Jane Eyre · 11-01-2011 10:01PM

Choose your battles.

Kimono-Girl · 11-01-2011 10:03PM

I found this very motivational....

From Grey's last week....

Meredith: When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

J2D2 · 11-01-2011 10:09PM

"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."

ishvalian · 11-01-2011 10:16PM

Never doubt yourself, except maybe sometimes...... - TMCM

RichieC · 11-01-2011 10:17PM

Have an Aslan concert in the east, a real peoples festival in the west.

Sun Tzu.

Whats your favourite saying of all time -motivational humourous or otherwise

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