Whats your favourite saying of all time -motivational humourous or otherwise

mkdon · 10-01-2011 11:57am #1

to get the ball rolling

One of mine would be "yesterday was the easy day"

Turtyturd · 10-01-2011 12:02pm

Stop picking your nose, your head will cave in....or....I don't accept that (thanks sensibleken, it's gonna be stuck in my head all day)

Duggy747 · 10-01-2011 12:06pm

"If you sit too close to the TV then you'll get cancer like the guys from Little House On The Prairie and The Incredible Hulk."

That was the usual sayings I got :pac:

Lumen · 10-01-2011 12:08pm

"'I want' doesn't get"

housetypeb · 10-01-2011 12:08pm

"I don't know whether the world is run by smart men who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

Have always liked that one.

FatherLen · 10-01-2011 12:09pm

no means yes
and yes means anal.

Bykobap · 10-01-2011 12:13pm

I may not be beautiful but i am stupid.

Nodin · 10-01-2011 12:16pm

"to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee"
From Moby Dick.

phasers · 10-01-2011 12:18pm

Ask me bollix

Antomus Prime · 10-01-2011 12:47pm

What's in it for me?

kfallon · 10-01-2011 12:52pm

Every hole's a goal!!!

jimthemental · 10-01-2011 12:53pm

"She looks like she's smuggling calf nuts"-about a cold looking girl in a nightclub

scientific1982 · 10-01-2011 1:28pm

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind". Bit corny but its true.

Uriel. · 10-01-2011 1:35pm

Carpé Noctem - seize the night

orourkeda · 10-01-2011 1:37pm

scientific1982 wrote: »

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind". Bit corny but its true.

It's true but in every walk of like one needs to do a certain amount of teabagging and arselicking to get ahead

wijam · 10-01-2011 1:38pm

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" - Ace Rimmer

DrumSteve · 10-01-2011 1:39pm

**** off.

Iwannahurl · 10-01-2011 1:40pm

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Them that has gets.
Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
Etc
Etc

theboss80 · 10-01-2011 1:50pm

Its better to deserve awards and never recieve them than to recieve awards yet never deserve them

JohnnyBananas · 10-01-2011 1:50pm

“Sweating like a paedophile in a Barney suit”

And

“As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit”

groovie · 10-01-2011 1:51pm

Wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV-p51fvYLc

TouchingVirus · 10-01-2011 1:54pm

Following the detonation of a nuclear bomb during the Manhatten Project, the head of the project, Dr Robert Oppenheimer, said the following:

"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds."

It's from the Baghavad Gita and it's imagery sticks with me though I hope to never witness it myself.

Dunjohn · 10-01-2011 2:05pm

To paraphrase Mark Twain: "He who wants to but isn't, doesn't."

Iwannahurl · 10-01-2011 2:12pm

Uriel. wrote: »

Carpé Noctem - seize the night

"There is no fada in Latin."

homerun_homer · 10-01-2011 2:14pm

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields

fillmore jive · 10-01-2011 2:18pm

Better late than pregnant

JerryHandbag · 10-01-2011 2:19pm

"Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man." - Che Guevara

DazMarz · 10-01-2011 2:23pm

"Qui Audet Adsciptur" (who dares wins)

"It's hard to know what they are doing, when they don't know what they're doing themselves" -David 'Devilfish' Ulliott

"I've heard that whiskey kills more people than bullets. I don't know about you, but I'd still prefer to be full of whiskey than full of bullets" -Dean Martin

"I drink too much, I gamble too much, I smoke to much... I am too much" -Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald (From 'Cracker')

"Good men do good things, evil men to evil things. But to make a good man do evil things, it takes religion"

"I have never been a quitter" -Richard Nixon

"There's an old Italian saying, 'Fúck up once and you lose two teeth'" -Anthony 'Tony' Soprano (from 'The Sopranos')

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea" -Eric Cantona

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski... but I am wearing her underwear" -William 'Bill' Clinton

"Made it, Ma! Top o' the world!" -Cody Jarrett (from 'White Heat')

scientific1982 · 10-01-2011 2:43pm

orourkeda wrote: »

It's true but in every walk of like one needs to do a certain amount of teabagging and arselicking to get ahead

Hey what you do on the weekends is your business. You dont need to justify yourself here.

Lawrence1895 · 10-01-2011 3:49pm

- 'The biggest coward is the one who tries to be loved by everybody'

- 'Arrogance means to enjoy your own supremacy'

Blarney92 · 10-01-2011 5:05pm

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.

Epicness Personified · 10-01-2011 5:15pm

Greed is Good - Gordon Gekko

TwoShedsJackson · 10-01-2011 5:15pm

'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt'

sensibleken · 10-01-2011 5:15pm

Washing machines live longer with calgon. Children however, significantly less!

Uriel. · 10-01-2011 5:59pm

Iwannahurl wrote: »

"There is no fada in Latin."

There was in the Latin school I attended :-p

Dangerdunf · 10-01-2011 6:02pm

I'm as confused as a cow on astroturf.

or

Its a dirty puddle that wouldn't cool a hot iron.

EverEvolving · 10-01-2011 6:55pm

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience

It's a day for firm decisions! Or is it?

A good pun is its own reword.

A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.

A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.