AAAAAAAAAAGH BROKE MY LITTLE TOE

WIZE · 10-01-2011 11:50PM #1

MOTHERF**KER!!!

l smashed my little toe against the corner of the door this morning and now i cant move it and its swollen and purple.

Whats the next step?

partyatmygaff · 10-01-2011 11:51PM

WIZE wrote: »

MOTHERF**KER!!!

l smashed my little toe against the corner of the door this morning and now i cant move it and its swollen and purple.

Whats the next step?

I see what you did there...

kerryman12 · 10-01-2011 11:51PM

cup of tea , ah go on

spurious · 10-01-2011 11:51PM

I feel your pain.:(
Tape it to the toe beside it.

ronnie3585 · 10-01-2011 11:51PM

WIZE wrote: »

MOTHERF**KER!!!

l smashed my little toe against the corner of the door this morning and now i cant move it and its swollen and purple.

Whats the next step?

Vorsprung · 10-01-2011 11:52PM

Publicise the fact on AH.

Obviously.

starbelgrade · 10-01-2011 11:52PM

WIZE wrote: »

Whats the next step?

The foxtrot.

alwaysadub · 10-01-2011 11:52PM

Break one on your other foot-you won't feel the pain of the 1st break then.

Son Of A Vidic · 10-01-2011 11:52PM

I'm seeing lots of irony in your username.

10-01-2011 11:52PM

Punch yourself in the nose - it'll take your mind off of the pain in your toe

Tonyandthewhale · 10-01-2011 11:52PM

Man up, bite it off.

Kimono-Girl · 10-01-2011 11:53PM

i have a broken toe! my second toe in has separated bits of bone i can wiggle about pain free

its fun!

wait until the swelling goes down and you'll see what im on about! :pac:

Darlughda · 10-01-2011 11:54PM

Ouch. Thanks a lot. Wish I didn't feel your pain.

sink · 10-01-2011 11:54PM

WIZE wrote: »

Whats the next step?

Painful I would imagine.

tommy21 · 10-01-2011 11:54PM

Sever and fry it.

pumpkinsoup · 10-01-2011 11:55PM

WIZE wrote: »

MOTHERF**KER!!!

l smashed my little toe against the corner of the door this morning and now i cant move it and its swollen and purple.

Whats the next step?

1. Check the hinges.
2. Check it isn't locked.

WIZE · 10-01-2011 11:56PM

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

i have a broken toe! my second toe in has separated bits of bone i can wiggle about pain free

its fun!

wait until the swelling goes down and you'll see what im on about! :pac:

:eek:i reeally hope not

W.Shakes-Beer · 10-01-2011 11:57PM

repair the big hole left in the door. do it.

WIZE · 11-01-2011 12:00AM

sink wrote: »

Painful I would imagine.

i cried a little bit. does that make me a lesser man

LenaClaire · 11-01-2011 12:02AM

WIZE wrote: »

MOTHERF**KER!!!

l smashed my little toe against the corner of the door this morning and now i cant move it and its swollen and purple.

Whats the next step?

Now you get to enjoy 6 weeks of open-toed shoes, taped toes, an elevated foot and limping.

vibe666 · 11-01-2011 12:04AM

WIZE wrote: »

i cried a little bit. does that make me a lesser man

yep!

my mum broke her little toe and it was sticking out sideways at almost a right angle.

you want to know what she did? nothing, she got me to do it. :eek:

i had to straighten it and then tape it to the next toe.

i'd rather break my own toe than have to do that again and feel all the broken bits of bone crunching under the skin as i put it back into place.

Captain Darling · 11-01-2011 12:46AM

vibe666 wrote: »

yep!

my mum broke her little toe and it was sticking out sideways at almost a right angle.

you want to know what she did? nothing, she got me to do it. :eek:

i had to straighten it and then tape it to the next toe.

i'd rather break my own toe than have to do that again and feel all the broken bits of bone crunching under the skin as i put it back into place.

Jesus Christ, were yourself and your mother in fcuking 'Nam or something??

Would it not have been wiser to bring her to a medical professional to put it back in place???

FreudianSlippers · 11-01-2011 12:48AM

amputate

11-01-2011 01:33AM

Step on a nail.

kylith · 11-01-2011 02:11AM

Get to hospital. They'll make sure it's straight and give you some of those sweet, sweet painkillers.

Chris Martin · 11-01-2011 02:26AM

Claim!
Broke toe on an upturned slab while walking dogs voluntarily for the old peoples home near by.
By breaking your toe, you were unable to make work, causing you to lose your job, couldnt afford taxi to go to wifes mothers funeral, wife left, had to take out second mortgage on house.
Since then I've been evicted, live in the bus stop by Turners Cross and make money sitting in bins hoping people throw away some notes wth their receipts by accident...
I used to be the Stig...

Surely some compensation is in order...

vibe666 · 13-01-2011 03:18PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

Jesus Christ, were yourself and your mother in fcuking 'Nam or something??

Would it not have been wiser to bring her to a medical professional to put it back in place???

that would have been my first choice, but we were living in tenerife at the time and it was the middle of the night and an hours drive to the hospital, where they would have made us wait another couple of hours and then done exactly the same thing.

Mr Benevolent · 13-01-2011 03:19PM

WIZE wrote: »

Whats the next step?

There isn't one.

jokettle · 13-01-2011 03:21PM

All they'll do for a broken toe is tape it to the next toe and tell you to rest, as long as the bone isn't sticking out at a weird angle or anything.

I did the same thing a few months ago. Get neurofen plus! Ah, sweet codeine.

Vicxas · 13-01-2011 03:37PM

Kill the carpaneter for inconveniencing your house with murderous doors

RonMexico · 13-01-2011 03:39PM

Did the same about a year ago. All you can do is tape it to the toe next to it and hope it is reasonably straight. You shouldn't really need painkillers, it goes numb after a while.

It takes a few weeks to heal and you have to be very careful not to knock it off anything during that time period as that WILL hurt.

Oh and your toe will always look odd now.

PS: Ask your doctor to put it in a cast for the laugh.

AAAAAAAAAAGH BROKE MY LITTLE TOE

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