AAAAAAAAAAGH BROKE MY LITTLE TOE

WIZE

MOTHERF**KER!!!

l smashed my little toe against the corner of the door this morning and now i cant move it and its swollen and purple.

Whats the next step?

partyatmygaff

WIZE wrote: »

MOTHERF**KER!!!

l smashed my little toe against the corner of the door this morning and now i cant move it and its swollen and purple.

Whats the next step?

I see what you did there...

kerryman12

cup of tea , ah go on

spurious

I feel your pain.:(
Tape it to the toe beside it.

ronnie3585

WIZE wrote: »

MOTHERF**KER!!!

l smashed my little toe against the corner of the door this morning and now i cant move it and its swollen and purple.

Whats the next step?

Vorsprung

Publicise the fact on AH.

Obviously.

starbelgrade

WIZE wrote: »

Whats the next step?

The foxtrot.

alwaysadub

Break one on your other foot-you won't feel the pain of the 1st break then.

Son Of A Vidic

I'm seeing lots of irony in your username.

Punch yourself in the nose - it'll take your mind off of the pain in your toe

Tonyandthewhale

Man up, bite it off.

Kimono-Girl

i have a broken toe! my second toe in has separated bits of bone i can wiggle about pain free

its fun!


wait until the swelling goes down and you'll see what im on about! :pac:

Darlughda

Ouch. Thanks a lot. Wish I didn't feel your pain.

sink

WIZE wrote: »

Whats the next step?

Painful I would imagine.

tommy21

Sever and fry it.

pumpkinsoup

WIZE wrote: »

MOTHERF**KER!!!

l smashed my little toe against the corner of the door this morning and now i cant move it and its swollen and purple.

Whats the next step?

1. Check the hinges.
2. Check it isn't locked.

WIZE

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

i have a broken toe! my second toe in has separated bits of bone i can wiggle about pain free

its fun!


wait until the swelling goes down and you'll see what im on about! :pac:

:eek:i reeally hope not

W.Shakes-Beer

repair the big hole left in the door. do it.

WIZE

sink wrote: »

Painful I would imagine.

i cried a little bit. does that make me a lesser man

LenaClaire

WIZE wrote: »

MOTHERF**KER!!!

l smashed my little toe against the corner of the door this morning and now i cant move it and its swollen and purple.

Whats the next step?

Now you get to enjoy 6 weeks of open-toed shoes, taped toes, an elevated foot and limping.

vibe666

WIZE wrote: »

i cried a little bit. does that make me a lesser man

yep!

my mum broke her little toe and it was sticking out sideways at almost a right angle.

you want to know what she did? nothing, she got me to do it. :eek:

i had to straighten it and then tape it to the next toe.

i'd rather break my own toe than have to do that again and feel all the broken bits of bone crunching under the skin as i put it back into place.

Captain Darling

vibe666 wrote: »

yep!

my mum broke her little toe and it was sticking out sideways at almost a right angle.

you want to know what she did? nothing, she got me to do it. :eek:

i had to straighten it and then tape it to the next toe.

i'd rather break my own toe than have to do that again and feel all the broken bits of bone crunching under the skin as i put it back into place.

Jesus Christ, were yourself and your mother in fcuking 'Nam or something??

Would it not have been wiser to bring her to a medical professional to put it back in place???

FreudianSlippers

amputate

Step on a nail.

kylith

Get to hospital. They'll make sure it's straight and give you some of those sweet, sweet painkillers.

Chris Martin

Claim!
Broke toe on an upturned slab while walking dogs voluntarily for the old peoples home near by.
By breaking your toe, you were unable to make work, causing you to lose your job, couldnt afford taxi to go to wifes mothers funeral, wife left, had to take out second mortgage on house.
Since then I've been evicted, live in the bus stop by Turners Cross and make money sitting in bins hoping people throw away some notes wth their receipts by accident...
I used to be the Stig...

Surely some compensation is in order...

vibe666

Captain Darling wrote: »

Jesus Christ, were yourself and your mother in fcuking 'Nam or something??

Would it not have been wiser to bring her to a medical professional to put it back in place???

that would have been my first choice, but we were living in tenerife at the time and it was the middle of the night and an hours drive to the hospital, where they would have made us wait another couple of hours and then done exactly the same thing.

Mr Benevolent

WIZE wrote: »

Whats the next step?

There isn't one.

jokettle

All they'll do for a broken toe is tape it to the next toe and tell you to rest, as long as the bone isn't sticking out at a weird angle or anything.

I did the same thing a few months ago. Get neurofen plus! Ah, sweet codeine.

Vicxas

Kill the carpaneter for inconveniencing your house with murderous doors

RonMexico

Did the same about a year ago. All you can do is tape it to the toe next to it and hope it is reasonably straight. You shouldn't really need painkillers, it goes numb after a while.

It takes a few weeks to heal and you have to be very careful not to knock it off anything during that time period as that WILL hurt.

Oh and your toe will always look odd now.


PS: Ask your doctor to put it in a cast for the laugh.

orourkeda

you might want to see a doctor

--Kaiser--

Walk it off

pickarooney

jujibee wrote: »

Now you get to enjoy 6 weeks of open-toed shoes, taped toes, an elevated foot and limping.

Sort of like James Brown if he were a German tourist?

fakearms123

It's unlucky that your toe wasn't stuck in the door and then you had to cut off your own baby toe because if that was the case you could of had Danny Boyle make a movie all about your experience and your piss drinking ... ah well

Kasabian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xsLgiHmneU

hal9000

Im afraid its probably too late now OP, thats if your still alive if not RIP.

af_thefragile

Step on an upturned plug...

chrisxii

I don't know but I had a girlfriend who done that once when she stubbed her toe I picked her up put her on the bed, kissed her toe, had sex and when she got up to go to the bathroom she stubbed her toe again and I told her to watch where she's bloody walking.:D

seamus

spurious wrote: »

I feel your pain.:(
Tape it to the toe beside it.

+1
My Dad drove over my foot when I was a kid and broke my little toe. Nothing they could do except tape it up.
So tape it up and hobble around for a couple of weeks. Don't waste your time giving a hospital a few hundred euro for consultation and xray, because they're only going to tape it up as well.

Rabies

Happened me with a middle toe before.
Smashed it off a rock in a lake.
Turned purple and couldn't touch it, let alone move it for a few weeks.
Didn't tape it. All ok now. Bone is too small to do much with it.

Plazaman

The small toe (or tinsular appendenge) is the only part of the human body that will grow back. Fact! .... or is it small finger??? I can't remember but it's one or the other, I'll have to consult the Wikipedia Medical Journal again.