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Reasons why your mates think you are a bit of a tosser

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  • 09-01-2011 03:03AM
    #1
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    I'm never as happy as when I'm having a nice glass of red wine and eating cheese and crackers

    Apparantly this makes me a tosser/softcock

    I don't care, I'm a happy tosser


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    eagle10
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    They must have caught you in the act


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    #3
    KungPao
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    I masturbate to pictures and videos of naked ladies.


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    bungler
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    Monroe Early Cocaine wrote: »
    I'm never as happy as when I'm having a nice glass of red wine and eating cheese and crackers

    Apparantly this makes me a tosser/softcock

    I don't care, I'm a happy tosser

    Nothing wrong with that,my wife does that too at the weekend while im out drinking beer with the lads


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    KeithM89_old
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    Apparently im a tosser caus i have baths the odd time..:rolleyes:


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    -Trek-
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    KungPao wrote: »
    I masturbate to pictures and videos of naked ladies.

    :eek: animal


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    Pete M.
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    When I get slaughtered drunk or inebriated I get thrown out of my friends friends houses for being an obnoxious cnut (on purpose:cool:). That's why my friends think I'm a bit of a tosser. Misunderstood is what it really is though.

    Been doing it for years.


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    bungler wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with that,my wife does that too at the weekend while im out drinking beer with the lads

    I'll cheese her cracker if you're busy







    christ that's terrible, bed soon I promise


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    bungler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 831 ✭✭✭bungler


    Trekmad wrote: »
    :eek: animal

    You masterbate to animals?:eek::eek::eek:


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    jdivision
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭jdivision


    I can be an obnoxious drunk


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    starbelgrade
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    I love red wine & have only recently started getting into white wine... there's some seriously nice ones to be drank.

    Had a really nice bottle of 2008 Chardonnay Semillon last night. It was absolutely delicious - unbelievable texture to it. It was expensive, but well worth it.

    Currently sipping a Montepulciano d'Abruzzo. It's OK. Nothing special though.

    Wish I had some cheese to go with it. Or nuts.

    Damn you Slasher.


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    LETHAL LADY
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    Simply my dear because you are a man.


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    MadPatrick
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    Wine + cheese = delicious


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    Remmy
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    bungler wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with that,my wife does that too at the weekend while im out drinking beer with the lads

    I was like yeah I know right some nice red wine is lovely with cheese and cra...or wait..


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    eagle10
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I love red wine & have only recently started getting into white wine... there's some seriously nice ones to be drank.

    Had a really nice bottle of 2008 Chardonnay Semillon last night. It was absolutely delicious - unbelievable texture to it. It was expensive, but well worth it.

    Currently sipping a Montepulciano d'Abruzzo. It's OK. Nothing special though.

    Wish I had some cheese to go with it. Or nuts.

    Damn you Slasher.


    You are a sick twisted individual!!!

    Whats wrong with a good old bottle of tonic wine?


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    eagle10 wrote: »
    You are a sick twisted individual!!!

    Whats wrong with a good old bottle of tonic wine?

    makes ya fuckfast!


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    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I love red wine & have only recently started getting into white wine... there's some seriously nice ones to be drank.

    Had a really nice bottle of 2008 Chardonnay Semillon last night. It was absolutely delicious - unbelievable texture to it. It was expensive, but well worth it.

    Currently sipping a Montepulciano d'Abruzzo. It's OK. Nothing special though.

    Wish I had some cheese to go with it. Or nuts.

    Damn you Slasher.

    WTF.


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    Cavehill Red
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    Drink whiskey like real men, you pansies!


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    eagle10
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    Monroe Early Cocaine wrote: »
    makes ya fuckfast!

    Brandy makes me randy
    and whisky makes me frisky


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    -Trek-
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    bungler wrote: »
    You masterbate to animals?:eek::eek::eek:

    No,

    do you?


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    bungler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 831 ✭✭✭bungler


    Monroe Early Cocaine wrote: »
    I'm never as happy as when I'm having a nice glass of red wine and eating cheese and crackers

    Apparantly this makes me a tosser/softcock

    I don't care, I'm a happy tosser

    Are you reading Womans Way while you sip wine and nibble cheese?


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    bungler
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    Trekmad wrote: »
    No,

    do you?

    Have you not seen Miss Piggy, I'd tap that:D


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    fonecrusher1
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Apparently im a tosser caus i have baths the odd time..:rolleyes:

    Apparently its ghey to like having baths. I don't give a fcuk. I love having a bath instead of a shower.


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    starbelgrade
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    Cavehill Red wrote: »
    Drink whiskey like real men, you pansies!


    I love whiskey, but for some reason, when I raise my glass to drink it, my pinky finger sticks out, making it impossible to drink it like a real man.


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    eagle10
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I love whiskey, but for some reason, when I raise my glass to drink it, my pinky finger sticks out, making it impossible to drink it like a real man.

    weirdo


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    starbelgrade
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    jdivision wrote: »
    I can be an obnoxious drunk

    I can be obnoxious even when I'm sober.


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    #27
    Cavehill Red
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I love whiskey, but for some reason, when I raise my glass to drink it, my pinky finger sticks out, making it impossible to drink it like a real man.

    Try drinking it out of a mug?
    Failing that, you could always cut off the erring finger and use it to stir the icecubes.


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    #28
    eagle10
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I can be obnoxious even when I'm sober.


    At last an honest bollix on this forum


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    #29
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    lOkay it does seem that men have a fascination with suprise suprise.


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    eagle10
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    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    lOkay it does seem that men have a fascination with suprise suprise.


    I'm only 13


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    bungler wrote: »
    Are you reading Womans Way while you sip wine and nibble cheese?

    Heat and Cosmo! Some serious advantages living with wimmins


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