Two arrested for stealing ambulance

TheZohanS · 08-01-2011 05:52PM #1

A woman and a teenage girl were arrested after an ambulance was stolen from outside a flat complex in Dublin city in the early hours of this morning.
The ambulance had been called to a flat at Rory O'Connor House at 3am.
It was stolen while the ambulance crew were inside treating an elderly lady.
A short time later, uniformed gardaí saw the ambulance being driven on Great Charles Street with its blue lights flashing.
It stopped and a 27-year-old woman and a 16-year-old girl jumped out and tried to run away.
Another woman tried to stop gardaí arresting them, but they were detained and taken to Store Street Station.
The girl was released at 6am and a file will be sent to the Director of Public Prosecutions. The woman is still being questioned at Store Street.

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How retarded would you have to be to do something like this? Are these people brain dead or do they just not give a fùck?

Bruthal · 08-01-2011 05:55PM

TheZohan wrote: »

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Are these people brain dead or do they just not give a fùck?

A combination of both id say, the second caused by the first.

red menace · 08-01-2011 05:55PM

TheZohan wrote: »

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How retarded would you have to be to do something like this? Are these people brain dead or do they just not give a fùck?

I would go with the not give a **** tbh, terrible mentality some people have
If it wasn't for the waste of an ambulance I would say it was a pity they didn't end up in a smoking wreck

08-01-2011 05:57PM

TheZohan wrote: »

Are these people brain dead or do they just not give a fùck?

Both I'd imagine.

TanG411 · 08-01-2011 05:57PM

I never wanted to hit people so much in such a long time. :mad:

El Horseboxo · 08-01-2011 05:57PM

They work for Rockstar. It's just a publicity stunt for the upcoming GTA game.

2qk4u · 08-01-2011 05:58PM

They should get a hefty sentence for this, someones life could have been put a risk.. Scum.

IvySlayer · 08-01-2011 06:01PM

Let me guess....A five year suspended sentence handed out to the 27 year old woman and a the 16-year old girl to be sent to a youth offenders hostel for 3 weeks....

amacca · 08-01-2011 06:04PM

TheZohan wrote: »

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How retarded would you have to be to do something like this? Are these people brain dead or do they just not give a fùck?

I think its mostly the second one. They would be smart enough to mind their own wallets - know where the next fix is coming from etc if it came to it

if there were stiffer mandatory punishments etc etc etc...I've said it all before...probably so many times people are sick of it

danniemcq · 08-01-2011 06:06PM

Oh reminds me of 2 lads from my town took a ferry across the Swilly. got hammered and missed the last ferry home.

So they stole the lifeboat got halfway across and got into difficulty and ummm had to ring the lifeboat. Fun times and think they both just got fined

ejmaztec · 08-01-2011 06:08PM

A lad in these parts used to steal old tractors and the Garda low-speed car-chases were less than spectacular. They made Father Ted's milk-float episode look like Le Mans.

amacca · 08-01-2011 06:08PM

IvySlayer wrote: »

Let me guess....A five year suspended sentence handed out to the 27 year old woman and a the 16-year old girl to be sent to a youth offenders hostel for 3 weeks....

Five years...you must be joking...we couldn't expect her to have that much self discipline to stay out of trouble and not steal another ambulance for 5 years!!!!...best make it 3 weeks as well.

they should be horsewhipped, cat o nine tails etc (im not joking)

unless of course there was an actual good reason for stealing the ambulance - not quite sure what that could have been though - one would need to get a good scriptwriter/solicitor on it asap

stovelid · 08-01-2011 06:09PM

danniemcq wrote: »

Fun times and think they both just got fined

Should have been flogged with a chain and put in jail.

@OP: maybe they thought it was an ice-cream van....

WindSock · 08-01-2011 06:12PM

danniemcq wrote: »

Oh reminds me of 2 lads from my town took a ferry across the Swilly. got hammered and missed the last ferry home.

So they stole the lifeboat got halfway across and got into difficulty and ummm had to ring the lifeboat. Fun times and think they both just got fined

I dont think its right to be having fun times on life saving vehicles.
There is a local legend here about 2 lads borrowing / stealing a double decker bus to pick up their mate at the airport. That's funny. Taking an ambulance while someone is being treated, and a lifeboat that ended up using up 2 is retarded.

whiskeyman · 08-01-2011 06:13PM

As punishment, these scum should be banned from ever receiving the assistance of the wonderful staff of our emergency services.

Laisurg · 08-01-2011 06:13PM

As grim as it sounds some people just need to be put down, if someones like that at 27 all they'll ever do is cause people trouble.

ejmaztec · 08-01-2011 06:15PM

This was always the thing to do, given the opportunity.

discus · 08-01-2011 06:17PM

There are a few decent judges in Dublin who might just give these pair of fucks a good sentence.

And that bird who tried stop the gardai arrested them should get a good stiff fine.

ejmaztec · 08-01-2011 06:18PM

discus wrote: »

There are a few decent judges in Dublin who might just give these pair of fucks a good sentence.

I doubt it.:P

whiskeyman · 08-01-2011 06:20PM

WindSock wrote: »

There is a local legend here about 2 lads borrowing / stealing a double decker bus to pick up their mate at the airport. That's funny.

That the one the two lads dont know how to pick up their mate as theyve no car... as they walk past the bus garage, one of them hops over the wall and the other doesn't know what he's doing.
After a bit, the guy comes out of the garage with a double decker.
"what the f*ck ya doin???"
"I thought we could pick him up with this??"
"Dont be stupid!! We cant do that! The 77a doesn't go to the airport!"

amacca · 08-01-2011 06:22PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

As punishment, these scum should be banned from ever receiving the assistance of the wonderful staff of our emergency services.

I would be all in favour of such a solution but there are practical difficulties

there would have to be list kept of who was denied what etc open to abuse - I can think of some perfectly innocent yet pesky people I would put on it

there would have to be id checks performed before receiving emergency assistance = would you like an EMT to insist upon seeing photo ID before treating you etc

until there is a way of instantly identifying a person with almost 0% error then

I think it would much easier to get the living **** beat out of them when its proven they done it and then deny them access to medical help.

amacca · 08-01-2011 06:23PM

Laisurg wrote: »

As grim as it sounds some people just need to be put down, if someones like that at 27 all they'll ever do is cause people trouble.

All in favour ....as long as I decide who gets it:D

actuallylike · 08-01-2011 06:26PM

Laisurg wrote: »

As grim as it sounds some people just need to be put down, if someones like that at 27 all they'll ever do is cause people trouble.

It does sound, and is grim. Relax yourself there.

WindSock · 08-01-2011 06:41PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

That the one the two lads dont know how to pick up their mate as theyve no car... as they walk past the bus garage, one of them hops over the wall and the other doesn't know what he's doing.
After a bit, the guy comes out of the garage with a double decker.
"what the f*ck ya doin???"
"I thought we could pick him up with this??"
"Dont be stupid!! We cant do that! The 77a doesn't go to the airport!"

Maybe I was getting the joke and reality mixed up in my head

karl tyrrell · 08-01-2011 06:44PM

make them work in an ambulance thay wont steal again

ejmaztec · 08-01-2011 06:51PM

karl tyrrell wrote: »

make them work in an ambulance thay wont steal again

Yes, I can see that pair of numpties doing a good job of administering medical help to the sick and injured. The patients would have to be driven straight to the mortuary.:eek:

discus · 08-01-2011 07:01PM

Ambulances surely need cleaning at the end of each shift - maybe a week getting HAZMAT/HACCP training and 4 months of shift work cleaning Dublin Fire Brigade Ambulances would sort out their horrible, miserable, welfare scrounging lives.

amacca · 08-01-2011 07:11PM

discus wrote: »

Ambulances surely need cleaning at the end of each shift - maybe a week getting HAZMAT/HACCP training and 4 months of shift work cleaning Dublin Fire Brigade Ambulances would sort out their horrible, miserable, welfare scrounging lives.

somebody would have to supervise them, punish them when they didnt follow the programme etc

see that they didn't shoot up while doing it, destroy medical equipment etc etc

do you honestly think they would learn anything from the week of training......poor trainer if he had to show results at the end of a course of shaarun and samantaaa telling him or her to bleedin fuk off will yeh!

there is a much simpler less resource consuming way of sorting them out.....problem is the whole system would have to sort itself out for it to work.

kincsem · 08-01-2011 07:17PM

Were they wearing onesies?

Son Of A Vidic · 08-01-2011 07:17PM

TheZohan wrote: »

How retarded would you have to be to do something like this?

Very, perhaps even completely brainless.

TheZohan wrote: »

Are these people brain dead or do they just not give a fùck?

Both I would say.

Spread them out on the ground and drive the ambulance over their thieving arms. I'm sure then they will truly appreciate the value of the ambulance service

baltimore sun · 08-01-2011 07:24PM

i laughed a lot when i read this, i hope the paramedics are fired for being spas for a) not locking it and b) leaving the keys in it
I dont care what happens the knackers, nothing will happen anyway other than suspended sentences

Two arrested for stealing ambulance

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