Men Who Hate Watching Sports!

Quiet you · 08-01-2011 03:36AM

I'm with all you sport hating weirdos. Whatever about taking part in sport why would anyone watch it? Just hearing the drone of a crowd on the t.v is enough to send me to sleep.

Also, whats with playing it on consoles? You can't just head out the door and battle aliens so fair enough but you can head out and play soccer.

Killer Pigeon · 08-01-2011 03:40AM

Quiet you wrote: »

I'm with all you sport hating weirdos. Whatever about taking part in sport why would anyone watch it? Just hearing the drone of a crowd on the t.v is enough to send me to sleep.

Also, whats with playing it on consoles? You can't just head out the door and battle aliens so fair enough but you can head out and play soccer.

That's something I don't get either, those gaming freaks.

scientific1982 · 08-01-2011 03:42AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

With what?

Your special edition Barbie doll?

No. With my man fists.

The_B_Man · 08-01-2011 03:43AM

I used to work with a bloke who'd sit at a table of about 10 blokes all talking about football, including myself. He didnt like any sports so insisted on telling us every single day how sh*t all sports were and how we shouldnt be interested in it, then he'd go on and tell me I shouldnt be drinking Coke coz its made by some abused peoplein South America and how its bad for me (all the while drinkin heavily, smoking weed and taking drugs). Then he'd make us all sit there while he told us about some mad obscure band from the guatamala, or how some politician in mongolia is hogging all the countrys paracetamol or some sh*te!!!

He was some pr*ck!

scientific1982 · 08-01-2011 03:43AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

That's something I don't get either, those gaming freaks.

Nah you've lost me there. Gaming is deadly craic.

JayEnnis · 08-01-2011 03:43AM

Quiet you wrote: »

I'm with all you sport hating weirdos. Whatever about taking part in sport why would anyone watch it? Just hearing the drone of a crowd on the t.v is enough to send me to sleep.

Also, whats with playing it on consoles? You can't just head out the door and battle aliens so fair enough but you can head out and play soccer.

They're made for fat people and to have a laugh when your having a few cans with the lads.

starbelgrade · 08-01-2011 03:45AM

scientific1982 wrote: »

No. With my man fists.

Mind you don't break a fingernail, that would be a major faux pas.

Killer Pigeon · 08-01-2011 03:47AM

The_B_Man wrote: »

I used to work with a bloke who'd sit at a table of about 10 blokes all talking about football, including myself. He didnt like any sports so insisted on telling us every single day how sh*t all sports were and how we shouldnt be interested in it, then he'd go on and tell me I shouldnt be drinking Coke coz its made by some abused peoplein South America and how its bad for me (all the while drinkin heavily, smoking weed and taking drugs). Then he'd make us all sit there while he told us about some mad obscure band from the guatamala, or how some politician in mongolia is hogging all the countrys paracetamol or some sh*te!!!

He was some pr*ck!

Ah, a man after my own heart.

starbelgrade · 08-01-2011 03:49AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Ah, a man after my own heart.

He probably wants it for a transplant.

VinnyTGM · 08-01-2011 03:50AM

I have no interest in sports such as soccer and gaa at all, and can't understand why so many people do.

jimmycrackcorm · 08-01-2011 03:57AM

Why watch sports when you can watch porn?

Quiet you · 08-01-2011 03:58AM

scientific1982 wrote: »

Nah you've lost me there. Gaming is deadly craic.

It's alright but do you not get bored after an hour? Twenty hours straight of fighting with fat twelve year old americans doesn't do it for me I'm afraid.

Only fags care if they get powned or whatever it is. I might have been powned but I've seen girls naked and they weren't on the internet or through a keyhole or anything.

starbelgrade · 08-01-2011 04:01AM

Quiet you wrote: »

Only fags care if they get powned or whatever it is. I might have been powned but I've seen girls naked and they weren't on the internet or through a keyhole or anything.

You upgraded to strippers then?

Cool.

Next is Level 3.. hookers.

Quiet you · 08-01-2011 04:05AM

Strippers? Nope. The beach and a good pair of bonoculars. A large enough initial investment but with the price of stippers today you start saving after your eighth beeewb.

policarp · 08-01-2011 04:11AM

The Ashes in Australia.

Same as the World Cup in 1966.

You can't get away from it.

Unless you have no T.V. or Internet connections.

You'll hear about it for the next ???????? many years

Mrmoe · 08-01-2011 04:13AM

It's like most things in life, you have to put the ground work in to get the best out of anything. As cheesy as it sounds it is true with almost anything that you do. I don't regret the crappy games of boring football as you will always have the gems such as the superlative skills of players like Messi or Zidane or matches like Istanbul 2005. These are the things that make you smile on a cold wet Monday morning.

08-01-2011 04:22AM

My brother is like that too. He has never played sports either. Well, he is very into downhill mountain biking if that counts! And going to the gym

But no sports as such!

Killer Pigeon · 08-01-2011 06:30AM

Quiet you wrote: »

Only fags care if they get powned or whatever it is. I might have been powned but I've seen girls naked and they weren't on the internet or through a keyhole or anything.

Kicking a ball around a field in shorts and acting like utter wusses falls under what I perceive as ******ry. Fighting (in most forms) is the closest thing you can get to manly sport.

scientific1982 · 08-01-2011 06:36AM

Quiet you wrote: »

It's alright but do you not get bored after an hour? Twenty hours straight of fighting with fat twelve year old americans doesn't do it for me I'm afraid.

Only fags care if they get powned or whatever it is. I might have been powned but I've seen girls naked and they weren't on the internet or through a keyhole or anything.

If I get a new game, I'll happily play it for the entire day, everyday, until its finished. If that means skipping meals and important errands, then so be it.

amacachi · 08-01-2011 06:36AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Any other guys out there who don't conform?

This guy, though his t-shirt has got an ironic reference to a sport.

Killer Pigeon · 08-01-2011 06:48AM

amacachi wrote: »

This guy, though his t-shirt has got an ironic reference to a sport.

Well at least hipsters don't conform to widespread mindless tripe like fuseball, they have their own individualistic mindless tripe to be 'entertained' by.

amacachi · 08-01-2011 06:52AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Well at least hipsters don't conform to widespread mindless tripe like fuseball, they have their own individualistic mindless tripe to be 'entertained' by.

How do you figure that one out? Purposely avoiding mainstream trends and basic dignity surely means that they allow popular culture to shape their likes far more than someone who likes what they like and not just what as few others as possible like?

Killer Pigeon · 08-01-2011 06:54AM

amacachi wrote: »

How do you figure that one out? Purposely avoiding mainstream trends and basic dignity surely means that they allow popular culture to shape their likes far more than someone who likes what they like and not just what as few others as possible like?

Wha?

yoshytoshy · 08-01-2011 06:58AM

Never bother watching sports myself except for the big games ,if cycling or boxing catches my eye though I do leave it on for a while.

Tar.Aldarion · 08-01-2011 07:17AM

hate watching football etc, SO boring. Great to play but so boring to watch. Power to you OP. Was bored senseless in the san siro

Tar.Aldarion · 08-01-2011 07:18AM

Sisko wrote: »

Its easy to chat to football heads when your not one yourself, you just have to say something like

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?" and

"The thing with Arsenal is they always try to walk it in"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpjYGjSeLoE

*edit*

People who don't allow embedding of youtube videos are pricks!

LOL I'm always at this for the craic. Love the way on the site it had predicted what the supporter would say back to him

mixed up · 08-01-2011 07:27AM

This is just for all you freaks out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-GPp64e3fk

stoneill · 08-01-2011 07:35AM

I'm not mad into watching sports, I can take it or leave it.

I just feel that footballers are far too well paid for some of the shenanigans that take place on the pitch.
It just seem that footballers are more celebs than sportsmen these days, prissy diva celebs at that.

But my three kids - they are football freaks! In fact, any sport at all and they watch it.
Now if the ladies beach volleyball was on I'd probably make time for that.

Napper Hawkins · 08-01-2011 07:57AM

There's absolutely NOTHING gay about MMA.

Muscular, hairy, half naked men hugging each other in the missionary position is the ABSOLUTE PINNACLE of heterosexuality and anyone who says otherwise is clearly a FAG.

kfallon · 08-01-2011 10:31AM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Fighting (in most forms) is the closest thing you can get to manly sport.

Really? What about horse racing, the only job where you have an ambulance follow you round!

Men Who Hate Watching Sports!

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