Favourite Movie Quotes

yeppydeppy · 07-01-2011 05:22PM

That's right, I am William Money outa Missouri and I have killed women and children, and now, Little Bill, I'm here to kill you.

Turtyturd · 07-01-2011 05:23PM

Bad Santa

'Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody. '

admiralofthefleet · 07-01-2011 05:23PM

'didnt you used to called eddie valiant, or did you change your name to jack daniels?' - who framed roger rabbit

yeppydeppy · 07-01-2011 05:24PM

Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges!

yeppydeppy · 07-01-2011 05:25PM

THE SHERIFF'S A NI......(DONG)

What did he say?

I think he said the sheriff is near.

Pyridine · 07-01-2011 05:27PM

To potential deserters:

"If the Legion doesn't get you, the Arabs will. If the Arabs don't get you, the desert will. And if the desert doesn't get you... I will.

Gene Hackman, March or Die

marzic · 07-01-2011 05:42PM

Catch 22 - Yossarian was played by Alan Arkin, great cast also.

Yossarian: He was very old.
Luciana: But he was a boy.
Yossarian: Well, he died. You don't get any older than that.

the book has a character called Chief White half-oat who doesnt make the big screen, but describes his family moving from place to place being pursued by oil speculators, which is incredible.

jimthemental · 07-01-2011 05:50PM

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!

Team America

Superbus · 07-01-2011 05:55PM

"If everybody loved each other, the world would be a better place"
-Johnny, The Room

"You can't piss on hospitality"
-Dad, Troll 2

AndyKiely · 07-01-2011 05:58PM

"There are two kind of people in this world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig" - The man with no name. (The good, the Bad and the Ugly)

Con1988 · 07-01-2011 06:01PM

Put the Coffee down!.....Coffee is for closer's!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI

Hannibal · 07-01-2011 06:01PM

PULP FICTION (1994)

Jules "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee"

Captain Koons "The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

podgemonster · 07-01-2011 06:08PM

Al: He may not be LAPD but hes definetly a badge
Dwayne: What makes you say that?
Al: Things he said, like how to spot a phony ID
Dwayne: Jesus Christ Powell, he could be a fúcking bartender for all we know
-Die Hard

Shooter: I eat pieces of shít lie you for breakfast
Happy: You eat pieces of shít for breakfast

Joe: Hey Dwight, did Nazi camp left you finish arts and crafts early! Haha
Dwight: ........Yes they did

youcancallmeal · 07-01-2011 06:11PM

Superbus wrote: »

"If everybody loved each other, the world would be a better place"
-Johnny, The Room

How could I forget the room!? The whole script is a masterpiece! Some of my favourites:

Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bull****! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

Johnny: I kill you, you bastard!
Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Johnny: You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

Johnny: Oh hi Claudette!
Claudette: Oh!
Johnny: Bye!

allanb49 · 07-01-2011 06:16PM

youcancallme>al wrote: »

How could I forget the room!? The whole script is a masterpiece! Some of my favourites:

Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bull****! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

Johnny: I kill you, you bastard!
Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Johnny: You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

Johnny: Oh hi Claudette!
Claudette: Oh!
Johnny: Bye!

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hondasam · 07-01-2011 06:20PM

Freddy Krueger: You've got the body, and I've got the brains.

D.Q · 07-01-2011 06:20PM

podgemonster wrote: »

Joe: Hey Dwight, did Nazi camp left you finish arts and crafts early! Haha
Dwight: ........Yes they did

White Goodman.

not Dwight.

hondasam · 07-01-2011 06:36PM

Smokey and the bandit

Buford T Justice I]to his son[/I There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

jkell061 · 07-01-2011 06:42PM

Let out some steam Bennit

When I said i'd kill you last time,.. i lied!

Arnie in Commando

jkell061 · 07-01-2011 06:43PM

oh yeh and, "jenny, come to daddy" in arnie's voice

smug · 07-01-2011 06:49PM

QUIET! ALL OF YOU!...

They're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock.

petes · 07-01-2011 07:22PM

DieselQueen wrote: »

Captain J.T. Spaulding: [to Sheriff Wydell] If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!

Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: [shakes his head, crying] No...
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we ****in' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole ****ing family.

The devil's rejects.

Love that film, preferred house of1000 corpses though!

Mr Benevolent · 07-01-2011 07:33PM

"Shoot the glass.'"

Saw him in a play recently, really wanted him to use that line!

gaeilge 1 · 07-01-2011 07:45PM

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. smells like (pause) victory.
apocalypse now

The Highwayman · 07-01-2011 08:22PM

Jack Nicholson. A few good men

(Col. Jessup): Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2F4VcBmeo

gyppo · 07-01-2011 08:34PM

Do you know what nemesis means?

A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t...............Me!

Bricktop - Snatch

The Highwayman · 07-01-2011 09:05PM

Dirty Harry - Do you feel lucky?

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?