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Girlfriend needs tampons.....

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  • #92
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    This is what seperates the men from the boys...

    Have a bit of heart...


  • #93
    smodgley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭smodgley


    if ya aint got the balls to go get them for her.......... order a taxi ask him to get them :eek:


  • #94
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Dental Plan.....


  • #95
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    if shes bleeding take her to a hospital


  • #96
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Tampons! hah! Women these days are soft. In my day they used an aul dish cloth and a bit of binder twine.


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  • #97
    Devia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Devia


    Dental plan?


  • #98
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    I fairness my wife has never asked me to go out and buy "Gee bullets" for her.She has always looked after that sort of thing herself ,thank god:pac:


  • #99
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,160 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    irish-stew wrote: »
    When you go into chemist, also buy some condoms, and vasaline and await reaction erection.
    FYP!

    Grow up OP... it's only tampons FFS!


  • #100
    knird evol
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    Say to the guy at the counter 'they're not for me'
    He will either shrug or say 'well obviously..'
    Then you say really loud and aggressive 'What the fuck is your problem?'
    Regardless of his response to this - now give him a box in the teeth. And leg it with the tampons. (hold on to your gf money she doesn't know you knicked em)


  • #101
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    How do you piss off a female archaeologist?

    Give her a tampon and ask what period it came from!


    Seriously, grow up and buy some. Keep one for yourself and put it in a glass of water and see what happens it


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  • #102
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    Zachary Muscular Valet wrote: »
    How do you piss off a female archaeologist?

    Give her a tampon and ask what period it came from!

    haaaahahah

    she'll probs say a period notable for civil unrest and bloodshed


  • #103
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    No chance of the ride then tonight OP :cool:


  • #104
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Larianne wrote: »
    No its not.

    I got my boyfriend to go out and get me tampons. Although, I was in hospital and couldn't walk due to him crashing the motorbike we were on so it only seemed fair.

    What's her excuse?

    Quick question here.

    Did he manage to avoid injury in the same accident?


  • #105
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Jack Daniels I wrote: »
    my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?

    Yes. Tampons don't cure period pains.


  • #106
    Delancey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,451 ✭✭✭Delancey


    Woman - hater joke on the way ..............

    Q : Why do women get periods ?

    A : Because they deserve them !


  • #107
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Get her one of these. Problem solved.


  • #108
    Gaudizeit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭Gaudizeit


    I don't even like buying bog roll. And when I do I go to the ugliest check out girl. And then I say, yeah, I'm gonna poo tonight. I'm gonna poo good. It's not as embarrassing this way.


  • #109
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Scarydoll wrote: »
    Get her one of these. Problem solved.

    Have too much time on your hands to investigate that....? :rolleyes:


  • #110
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    Have too much time on your hands to investigate that....? :rolleyes:

    I thought everyone knew about them:confused::pac:


  • #111
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Quick question here.

    Did he manage to avoid injury in the same accident?

    Yeah. I was hardly gonna ask another cripple to go to the shop for me. :rolleyes:

    A few gashes on his elbow and ankle.

    11 STITCHES I GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:


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  • #112
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Scarydoll wrote: »
    I thought everyone knew about them:confused::pac:

    I'm pretty sure there was a whole thread dedicated to them in tLL once!


  • #113
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Larianne wrote: »
    Yeah. I was hardly gonna ask another cripple to go to the shop for me. :rolleyes:

    A few gashes on his elbow and ankle.

    11 STITCHES I GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

    How did he get fannys on his elbow and ankle? Maybe he was the one needing the tampax and you being the selfish wagon that you were wouldnt get off your sick bed and get him some fanny pads!!!! :mad::mad::mad:

    You disgust me, Lorraine

    :P


  • #114
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Lisa needs Braces.


  • #115
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Novella wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure there was a whole thread dedicated to them in tLL once!


    There was indeed.


  • #116
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    Scarydoll wrote: »
    Get her one of these. Problem solved.
    Greener

    On average, one woman will use over 11,000 tampons or pads in their lifetime, which will end up in landfill or in the sea.

    :eek:

    always thought there was something fishy about the Red Sea, in particular


  • #117
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Scarydoll wrote: »
    I thought everyone knew about them:confused::pac:

    Actually, by perchance, I have indeed heard of this one... on irc :p


  • #118
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    So OP - have you gone and gotten them yet, do tell?


  • #119
    Dj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 256 ✭✭Dj


    Go to the next town over, where nobody knows you, wear a long black trench coat, hat and glasses just in case.


  • #120
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    :eek:

    always thought there was something fishy about the Red Sea, in particular


    Scary eh..... the amount of money wasted on it.... :eek: :o


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  • #121
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    Actually, by perchance, I have indeed heard of this one... on irc :p

    It looks like it would suck your insides out!


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