Girlfriend needs tampons.....

Jack Daniels I · 30-12-2010 05:12PM #1

my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?

mrfantastico · 30-12-2010 05:13PM

no,buy her them,there will be blood everywhere.....EVERYWHERE

moonshadow · 30-12-2010 05:13PM

Bleedin cheek of her..

Wurly · 30-12-2010 05:14PM

If you were 12, yes. As a grown man, no.

They're only tampons t'jaysis.:)

I think the shop assistant will have an inkling that they're not for you.... ha

MitchKoobski · 30-12-2010 05:14PM

Would you rather listen to her complaining about the cramps, and the pains, and the ordeal of having to go get them herself in pain because you never do anything for her when she needs it and is in pain and you wouldnt help and blahdeblahdeblahdeblah?

Do yourself a favour and go buy the damn tampons. Fast.

Banjaxed82 · 30-12-2010 05:15PM

What's the big deal? What are you worried about? It's not like you're buying them to stick up your own hole.

alwaysadub · 30-12-2010 05:15PM

Bloody hell.
No it isn't outrageous.

strokemyclover · 30-12-2010 05:15PM

Bet she'll love you posting about it on After Hours when she eventually finds your username on your PC

bonerm · 30-12-2010 05:15PM

Just the tip of the gofor iceberg. After you've bought them be sure to stick one in each of your ears to avoid further requests.

1qTour · 30-12-2010 05:16PM

Trí wrote: »

If you were 12, yes. As a grown man, no.

They're only tampons t'jaysis.:)

I think the shop assistant will have an inkling that they're not for you.... ha

Still tho... asking a man to do her shopping is the core point of the original post. Absolutely wrong

theboss80 · 30-12-2010 05:16PM

Have you got cotton buds and cellotape?

rainbow kirby · 30-12-2010 05:17PM

It's not an outrageous request. Just use the self-service tills at Tesco if you're that paranoid.

AntiMatter · 30-12-2010 05:17PM

It would be bady form if you didn't, OP.

Biggins · 30-12-2010 05:17PM

No, do the decent thing and show you care.
(Besides, if you don't - she will NEVER forget!)

MagicMarker · 30-12-2010 05:18PM

Just use a sock or something.

Mint Sauce · 30-12-2010 05:18PM

When you go into chemist, also buy some condoms, and vasaline and await reaction.

dizzymac · 30-12-2010 05:19PM

alwaysadub wrote: »

Bloody hell.

Thats all this time of the month is.

AntiMatter · 30-12-2010 05:19PM

irish-stew wrote: »

When you go into chemist, also buy some condoms, and vasaline and await reaction.

Not forgetting the latex gloves.

pablomakaveli · 30-12-2010 05:19PM

Buy a slab of beer, a playboy and some lynx when buying the tampons so the checkout girls will know you're still a real man.

Santa Claus · 30-12-2010 05:20PM

Be sure to keep 1 or 2 for yourself after you buy them in case you ever get a bad nosebleed !

orourkeda · 30-12-2010 05:20PM

Tell her to man up.

A bit of aul fanny blood never killed anyone.

Wurly · 30-12-2010 05:20PM

Biggins wrote: »

No, do the decent thing and show you care.
(Besides, if you don't - she will NEVER forget!)

This is true....:D

gothicus · 30-12-2010 05:20PM

Jack Daniels I wrote: »

my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?

LOL what a PUSSY u are PMSL

tallaghtmick · 30-12-2010 05:21PM

ill never forget the young lad who had to buy some for his missus and he was letting everyone go ahead of him,i politely declined:D

MitchKoobski · 30-12-2010 05:21PM

See if you have any sealant in the shed..

hynesie08 · 30-12-2010 05:22PM

Follow this advice TO THE LETTER (possibly nsfw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh0bGnZ6H4E

Dave! · 30-12-2010 05:22PM

I'd be morto if I were you, it's gonna be so embarressing walking to the feminine hygiene section, people will be looking at you wondering if you're some kind of sicko. Then you'll pick up the tampons (check nobody else is in the aisle when you do this) and people will see you walking around with them, they won't say anything but they'll be cringing. Then when you get to the counter, you'll be queuing up for at least a couple of minutes, and the people behind you will see what you're holding and you'll start going red. Then some young wan will serve you and she'll be like "Is tha' all?", and you'll be like "eh... yeah...", "WHA?", "Yeah...", and when you leave she'll be whispering to the other girls at the till and they'll remember your face in case you come back. I'd recommend buying a load of male hygiene products like Lynx and the likes, and just sneaking the tampons in there and hope that they don't notice what they are when they're scanning them. Pretty unlikely though, the packaging is very obvious and distinctive.

In short, it's gonna be horrific, and if I were you I'd be dreading it. Horrific. You're f*cked.

PK2008 · 30-12-2010 05:24PM

Theres nothing sexier than a man who is willing to buy tampons for his GF.

Except a man who tucks his junk between his legs and dances around like the fairy queen

amacachi · 30-12-2010 05:25PM

Punch yourself in the nose on the way, make sure it's bleeding a lot and say you got jumped as you were walking past the chemist. Make you seem dead cool.

orourkeda · 30-12-2010 05:27PM

Will she be putting out any time soon

Devia · 30-12-2010 05:28PM

http://cgi.ebay.ie/Tampax-Tampons-Compak-Fresh-Regular-20-pk-/150471016578?pt=UK_Health_HealthCare_RL&hash=item2308c58082

Only 3-5 business days. Sure she'll be grand til then.

Girlfriend needs tampons.....

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