Dancefloor pinching !

artzy_man · 29-12-2010 06:48AM #1

I assume this happens to everyone. You're on the dancefloor and someone pinches you on the arse. It's happened to me a few times at this stage since like September is and its f**king annoying !!..

...only because you can never find the young one that did it to ya !!

Ever get this lads ? Or to phrase it better, got any industrial strength glue that will make sure they stay around !? :cool:

M three · 29-12-2010 06:59AM

stay out of gay bars

Hank_Jones · 29-12-2010 06:59AM

artzy_man wrote: »

I assume this happens to everyone. You're on the dancefloor and someone pinches you on the arse. It's happened to me a few times at this stage since like September is and its f**king annoying !!..

...only because you can never find the young one that did it to ya !!

Ever get this lads ? Or to phrase it better, got any industrial strength glue that will make sure they stay around !? :cool:

Maybe you're looking in the wrong places.

If ya know what I mean....

OutlawPete · 29-12-2010 07:13AM

Had it happen a few times and also my nipples, well - more specifically: my right nipple.

WalterMitty · 29-12-2010 07:16AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Had it happen a few times and also my nipples, well - more specifically: my right nipple.

happened to me on my middle nipple . All black and bruised for a week it was.

Rabies · 29-12-2010 07:17AM

Guys and girls are just as bad as each other.
Groups of older women are worse. Cougars that hunt in packs are scary.

mconigol · 29-12-2010 11:12AM

this happened to me again the other night, at the bar in fact, didn't even have the decency to do it ninja-like on the dancefloor!

really bloody annoying, it's usually some munter and her munter friend too

liah · 29-12-2010 11:20AM

Pinching? Is that all? Lucky! :eek:

stateofflux · 29-12-2010 11:23AM

if the pinching is a stealth operation a shag not going to happen either way, so just laugh it off and smile because tonight you are hot stuff with a hot ass...somewhere between a diet coke ad & george clooney.....

steddyeddy · 29-12-2010 12:03PM

yea a few times usually its shy women i find who die of embarrassment after their caught

Adyx · 29-12-2010 12:08PM

Pfft, try working as a bottle boy in a student night club. The very least you could expect is a bit of arse-pinching. Of course, I was a consummate professional. :cool:

ShadowGal · 29-12-2010 12:56PM

It happened to me once on holidays, a guy put his hand up my skirt and actually touched mu undies :cool:

Kiera · 29-12-2010 01:01PM

Some little shít grabbed my boob in a club. I'd say it was the last boob he grabbed judging by the look on his face when i grabbed and twisted his nads.

Reward · 29-12-2010 01:06PM

Kiera wrote: »

Some little shít grabbed my boob in a club. I'd say it was the last boob he grabbed judging by the look on his face when i grabbed and twisted his nads.

Sounds reasonable, next time some little **** woman gropes me when I'm out, I'll just grab her tits and twist them, maybe headbutt her for good measure.

jimthemental · 29-12-2010 01:14PM

Had the pinching once or twice but ended up on the beer with a few middle aged ones and my friends a few months ago. Got locked and was just sitting down there when one of the women pulled out her top and proceeded to put it down over my head. Woke me right up with a smile.

Long story short though they were real dodgy dublin ones so when they talked of going to get buckfast from Esso we legged it. Lucky, if we had to stay we could've ended up getting clobbered by whatever career criminals they had upstairs in the rooms waiting for them.

tallaghtmick · 29-12-2010 01:24PM

in my younger years the playhouse was a great place for getting your arse stealth pinched

amacca · 29-12-2010 01:39PM

Reward wrote: »

Sounds reasonable, next time some little **** woman gropes me when I'm out, I'll just grab her tits and twist them, maybe headbutt her for good measure.

I'm all for equality but this just doesn't sound like a the kind of eye for and eye type response I'd be looking for in a situation like this.

couldn't you do something of an equally painful nature to her genitals as the auld ball twisting?

titty twisting just doesn't cut it...more like a comedy move tbh....might as well throw a pie in her face!

preserve thy manly virtue young man

starlit · 29-12-2010 02:01PM

Yes from a female perspective have had it happen to me a couple of times. Figuring out who the guy was that did it would be another matter...usually he wouldn't be far from me and spot him if he is acting weird. Like whistling or looking up at the ceiling or has a strange pose and doesn't act normal you can get the idea that he was the one that pinched me. So annoying though. I'm more likely to give a guy a slap on the bum rather than pinch him...he might not like it!

steddyeddy · 30-12-2010 12:28AM

Kiera wrote: »

Some little shít grabbed my boob in a club. I'd say it was the last boob he grabbed judging by the look on his face when i grabbed and twisted his nads.

i have to say being the kinky sh1t i am sounds worth it :P

alwaysadub · 30-12-2010 12:31AM

I've never pinched a stranger on the arse.
And i don't remember ever getting pinched in a long time.

OutlawPete · 30-12-2010 01:01AM

Kiera wrote: »

Some little shít grabbed my boob in a club. I'd say it was the last boob he grabbed judging by the look on his face when i grabbed and twisted his nads.

Don't think it would have been too appreciated if I had grabbed her by the vagina and twisted it with the same displeasure that you did to that man's testicles, but I'll give it a shot next time, let you know how I get on.

Was at a wedding around ten years ago and one drunk woman, ten years my senior at the time, kept after me but I have always found extemely drunk women (no matter how attractive) to be a complete turn-off.

Well, shortly after I had somehow managed to lose her, I was up at a crowded bar and she slipped her straight down my trousers "cupped" me. I grabbed her by the wrist and slowly pulled her had out, as she had the longest nails I have ever seen and didn't exactly want my helmet to end up looking like a boiled egg, fresh out of an egg slicer.

Reward · 30-12-2010 01:09AM

amacca wrote: »

I'm all for equality but this just doesn't sound like a the kind of eye for and eye type response I'd be looking for in a situation like this.

couldn't you do something of an equally painful nature to her genitals as the auld ball twisting?

titty twisting just doesn't cut it...more like a comedy move tbh....might as well throw a pie in her face!

preserve thy manly virtue young man

I couldn't think of anything as serious as ball twisting that could be done just like that, hence the headbutt.

All I was really saying to her, in a round about way was isn't it just as well that men generally don't treat women the way she treats men.

Mr Benevolent · 30-12-2010 01:11AM

Kiera wrote: »

Some little shít grabbed my boob in a club. I'd say it was the last boob he grabbed judging by the look on his face when i grabbed and twisted his nads.

Charming.

Kiera · 30-12-2010 01:13AM

Reward wrote: »

I couldn't think of anything as serious as ball twisting that could be done just like that, hence the headbutt.

All I was really saying to her, in a round about way was isn't it just as well that men generally don't treat women they way she treats men.

Eh he grabbed my tit ffs! He's lucky i didnt have a scissors in my bag!

ArseBurger · 30-12-2010 01:19AM

Kiera wrote: »

Eh he grabbed my tit ffs! He's lucky i didnt have a scissors in my bag!

So, it would be ok to stab a woman who dropped the hand on a man in a bar?

Killer Pigeon · 30-12-2010 01:21AM

Methink it would be highly arousing to get pinched on a buttock by another man.

Reward · 30-12-2010 01:22AM

Kiera wrote: »

Eh he grabbed my tit ffs! He's lucky i didnt have a scissors in my bag!

Ok, if you touch my chest or ass in a bar, Ill stab you in the womb with a scissors.

Kiera · 30-12-2010 01:22AM

ArseBurger wrote: »

So, it would be ok to stab a woman who dropped the hand on a man in a bar?

It would have been more of a snip than a stab.

Cant believe you lads think its ok to grab a girls boob but if she fights back she's the bad one? Wow!

Kiera · 30-12-2010 01:24AM

Reward wrote: »

Ok, if you touch my chest or ass in a bar, Ill stab you in the womb with a scissors.

Why on earth would i grab your ass or chest?

shrewdness · 30-12-2010 01:25AM

Kiera wrote: »

It would have been more of a snip than a stab.

Cant believe you lads think its ok to grab a girls boob but if she fights back she's the bad one? Wow!

It's more the double standards that's the issue. So would you say it's fair for a fella to lash out at a woman for dropping the hand on him?

Reward · 30-12-2010 01:26AM

Kiera wrote: »

It would have been more of a snip than a stab.

Cant believe you lads think its ok to grab a girls boob but if she fights back she's the bad one? Wow!

If a drunk woman gropes a man in a bar (happens all the time) and he in turn cuts out her reproductive organs (or seriously physically assaults her in any way), who is the bad one, in your mind?

Dancefloor pinching !

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