Dancefloor pinching !

artzy_man

I assume this happens to everyone. You're on the dancefloor and someone pinches you on the arse. It's happened to me a few times at this stage since like September is and its f**king annoying !!..

...only because you can never find the young one that did it to ya !!

Ever get this lads ? Or to phrase it better, got any industrial strength glue that will make sure they stay around !? :cool:

M three

stay out of gay bars

Hank_Jones

artzy_man wrote: »

I assume this happens to everyone. You're on the dancefloor and someone pinches you on the arse. It's happened to me a few times at this stage since like September is and its f**king annoying !!..

...only because you can never find the young one that did it to ya !!

Ever get this lads ? Or to phrase it better, got any industrial strength glue that will make sure they stay around !? :cool:

Maybe you're looking in the wrong places.

If ya know what I mean....

OutlawPete

Had it happen a few times and also my nipples, well - more specifically: my right nipple.

WalterMitty

OutlawPete wrote: »

Had it happen a few times and also my nipples, well - more specifically: my right nipple.

happened to me on my middle nipple . All black and bruised for a week it was.

Rabies

Guys and girls are just as bad as each other.
Groups of older women are worse. Cougars that hunt in packs are scary.

mconigol

this happened to me again the other night, at the bar in fact, didn't even have the decency to do it ninja-like on the dancefloor!

really bloody annoying, it's usually some munter and her munter friend too

liah

Pinching? Is that all? Lucky! :eek:

stateofflux

if the pinching is a stealth operation a shag not going to happen either way, so just laugh it off and smile because tonight you are hot stuff with a hot ass...somewhere between a diet coke ad & george clooney.....

steddyeddy

yea a few times usually its shy women i find who die of embarrassment after their caught

Adyx

Pfft, try working as a bottle boy in a student night club. The very least you could expect is a bit of arse-pinching. Of course, I was a consummate professional. :cool:

ShadowGal

It happened to me once on holidays, a guy put his hand up my skirt and actually touched mu undies :cool:

Kiera

Some little shít grabbed my boob in a club. I'd say it was the last boob he grabbed judging by the look on his face when i grabbed and twisted his nads.

Reward

Kiera wrote: »

Some little shít grabbed my boob in a club. I'd say it was the last boob he grabbed judging by the look on his face when i grabbed and twisted his nads.

Sounds reasonable, next time some little **** woman gropes me when I'm out, I'll just grab her tits and twist them, maybe headbutt her for good measure.

jimthemental

Had the pinching once or twice but ended up on the beer with a few middle aged ones and my friends a few months ago. Got locked and was just sitting down there when one of the women pulled out her top and proceeded to put it down over my head. Woke me right up with a smile.

Long story short though they were real dodgy dublin ones so when they talked of going to get buckfast from Esso we legged it. Lucky, if we had to stay we could've ended up getting clobbered by whatever career criminals they had upstairs in the rooms waiting for them.

tallaghtmick

in my younger years the playhouse was a great place for getting your arse stealth pinched

amacca

Reward wrote: »

Sounds reasonable, next time some little **** woman gropes me when I'm out, I'll just grab her tits and twist them, maybe headbutt her for good measure.

I'm all for equality but this just doesn't sound like a the kind of eye for and eye type response I'd be looking for in a situation like this.

couldn't you do something of an equally painful nature to her genitals as the auld ball twisting?

titty twisting just doesn't cut it...more like a comedy move tbh....might as well throw a pie in her face!

preserve thy manly virtue young man

starlit

Yes from a female perspective have had it happen to me a couple of times. Figuring out who the guy was that did it would be another matter...usually he wouldn't be far from me and spot him if he is acting weird. Like whistling or looking up at the ceiling or has a strange pose and doesn't act normal you can get the idea that he was the one that pinched me. So annoying though. I'm more likely to give a guy a slap on the bum rather than pinch him...he might not like it!

steddyeddy

Kiera wrote: »

Some little shít grabbed my boob in a club. I'd say it was the last boob he grabbed judging by the look on his face when i grabbed and twisted his nads.

i have to say being the kinky sh1t i am sounds worth it :P

alwaysadub

I've never pinched a stranger on the arse.
And i don't remember ever getting pinched in a long time.

OutlawPete

Kiera wrote: »

Some little shít grabbed my boob in a club. I'd say it was the last boob he grabbed judging by the look on his face when i grabbed and twisted his nads.

Don't think it would have been too appreciated if I had grabbed her by the vagina and twisted it with the same displeasure that you did to that man's testicles, but I'll give it a shot next time, let you know how I get on.

Was at a wedding around ten years ago and one drunk woman, ten years my senior at the time, kept after me but I have always found extemely drunk women (no matter how attractive) to be a complete turn-off.

Well, shortly after I had somehow managed to lose her, I was up at a crowded bar and she slipped her straight down my trousers "cupped" me. I grabbed her by the wrist and slowly pulled her had out, as she had the longest nails I have ever seen and didn't exactly want my helmet to end up looking like a boiled egg, fresh out of an egg slicer.

Reward

amacca wrote: »

I'm all for equality but this just doesn't sound like a the kind of eye for and eye type response I'd be looking for in a situation like this.

couldn't you do something of an equally painful nature to her genitals as the auld ball twisting?

titty twisting just doesn't cut it...more like a comedy move tbh....might as well throw a pie in her face!

preserve thy manly virtue young man

I couldn't think of anything as serious as ball twisting that could be done just like that, hence the headbutt.

All I was really saying to her, in a round about way was isn't it just as well that men generally don't treat women the way she treats men.

Mr Benevolent

Kiera wrote: »

Some little shít grabbed my boob in a club. I'd say it was the last boob he grabbed judging by the look on his face when i grabbed and twisted his nads.

Charming.

Kiera

Reward wrote: »

I couldn't think of anything as serious as ball twisting that could be done just like that, hence the headbutt.

All I was really saying to her, in a round about way was isn't it just as well that men generally don't treat women they way she treats men.

Eh he grabbed my tit ffs! He's lucky i didnt have a scissors in my bag!

ArseBurger

Kiera wrote: »

Eh he grabbed my tit ffs! He's lucky i didnt have a scissors in my bag!

So, it would be ok to stab a woman who dropped the hand on a man in a bar?

Killer Pigeon

Methink it would be highly arousing to get pinched on a buttock by another man.

Reward

Kiera wrote: »

Eh he grabbed my tit ffs! He's lucky i didnt have a scissors in my bag!

Ok, if you touch my chest or ass in a bar, Ill stab you in the womb with a scissors.

Kiera

ArseBurger wrote: »

So, it would be ok to stab a woman who dropped the hand on a man in a bar?

It would have been more of a snip than a stab.

Cant believe you lads think its ok to grab a girls boob but if she fights back she's the bad one? Wow!

Kiera

Reward wrote: »

Ok, if you touch my chest or ass in a bar, Ill stab you in the womb with a scissors.

Why on earth would i grab your ass or chest?

shrewdness

Kiera wrote: »

It would have been more of a snip than a stab.

Cant believe you lads think its ok to grab a girls boob but if she fights back she's the bad one? Wow!

It's more the double standards that's the issue. So would you say it's fair for a fella to lash out at a woman for dropping the hand on him?

Reward

Kiera wrote: »

It would have been more of a snip than a stab.

Cant believe you lads think its ok to grab a girls boob but if she fights back she's the bad one? Wow!

If a drunk woman gropes a man in a bar (happens all the time) and he in turn cuts out her reproductive organs (or seriously physically assaults her in any way), who is the bad one, in your mind?

Mr Benevolent

Reward wrote: »

If a woman gropes a man and he in turn cuts out her reproductive organs, who is the bad one?

'Ah sure it was only a bit of fun, Guard!'

Double standards indeed.

Kiera

shrewdness wrote: »

It's more the double standards that's the issue. So would you say it's fair for a fella to lash out at a woman for dropping the hand on him?

What kind of woman would drop the hand on a random guy in a club?

fonecrusher1

Ive had my arse pinched a few times. And my arms? Well not pinched, squeezed. Whats that all about? Also i have dimples (on my face you dirty pups) & drunken women on occasion have poked & pinched them. With their fingers.
I had my balls groped in a packed nightclub once. Never seen who did it. Which was kind of disturbing. Im pretty sure it was a woman. Yeah fairly sure.:(

ScareGilly

Kiera wrote: »

What kind of woman would drop the hand on a random guy in a club?

Have you been reading the thread or...?

shrewdness

Kiera wrote: »

What kind of woman would drop the hand on a random guy in a club?

Seen it done plenty of times, and done to myself a few times too, arse grabbed and balls too! When I worked in a bar a few years ago it was the worst, especially when there were hen parties in! I didn't necessarily mind the ass grabbing(not the first time anyway), but unexpectedly getting your balls pinched by sloppy drunken women is not fun!

Kiera

shrewdness wrote: »

Seen it done plenty of times, and done to myself a few times too, arse grabbed and balls too! When I worked in a bar a few years ago it was the worst, especially when there were hen parties in! I didn't necessarily mind the ass grabbing(not the first time anyway), but unexpectedly getting your balls pinched by sloppy drunken women is not fun!

I wouldnt say it is. Neither is getting your tit grabbed by some drunken knob!

Had my boobs grabbed on plenty of occasions. They all get a smack across the head for that. Some guy grabbed down there one night so I got him kicked out. Went home straight after. Was a horrible feeling.

Mr Benevolent

Kiera wrote: »

I wouldnt say it is. Neither is getting your tit grabbed by some drunken knob!

If there's next time, don't twist their balls, just shove them or something. Twisting his balls can prompt an incredibly painful and life threatening medical emergency. I condemn his behaviour, but reacting like that is very dangerous.

ScareGilly

Starla_o0 wrote: »

Had my boobs grabbed on plenty of occasions. They all get a smack across the head for that. Some guy grabbed down there one night so I got him kicked out. Went home straight after. Was a horrible feeling.

In a way, it's a compliment :rolleyes:

Reward

Kiera wrote: »

Why on earth would i grab your ass or chest?

You haven't answered my question, if a drunk woman gropes a man and he physically assaults her in some way, which person would you see as "the bad one"?

ya-ba-da-ba-doo

Kiera wrote: »

What kind of woman would drop the hand on a random guy in a club?

My kind of woman

Kiera

Reward wrote: »

You haven't answered my question, if a drunk woman gropes a man and he physically assaults her in some way, which person would you see as "the bad one"?

Excuse me, i didnt see your question as you had edited your post after i saw the original.

If i drunk woman gropes a man and he grabs her back its her own fault. Simples. I dont do double standards.

Wolfe Tone

Hear that lads? Woman touches ya its open season for the aul sexual assault!

Kiera

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Hear that lads? Woman touches ya its open season for the aul sexual assault!

Why do you insist on acting the dick over and over?

That is not what i said and well you know it.

OutlawPete

Reward wrote: »

You haven't answered my question, if a drunk woman gropes a man and he physically assaults her in some way, which person would you see as "the bad one"?

The man will always be seen as the "bad one".

That is way society is set up.

I am just back from: "Love and other Drugs" and lost count of the amount of times where violence towards men was used to create laughs.

At one point in the movie, the female lead follows a man who peeked at her breast (he pretended he was a medical intern when she was showing a doctor a rash) so she followed him to the car park and beat him across the head a few times with a briefcase.

Look at Lorena Bobbitt who chopped of her husband's penis for cheating. She was celbrated all over the world and was even interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Can you imagine a man chopping up a woman's vagina and then ending up on Oprah?

Wolfe Tone

Kiera wrote: »

Why do you insist on acting the dick over and over?

That is not what i said and well you know it.

And what is grabbing a mans balls?

Reward

Kiera wrote: »

Excuse me, i didnt see your question as you had edited your post after i saw the original.

If i drunk woman gropes a man and he grabs her back its her own fault. Simples. I dont do double standards.

I didn't say grab, I said a physically assault.

If a woman gropes a man in a bar and he responds with a painful physical assault and lets leave out your scissors, that could potentially kill, cause cancer or lead to infertility, who in your mind would be the bad one?

_Whimsical_

OutlawPete wrote: »

The man will always be seen as the "bad one".

That is way society is set up.

I am just back from: "Love and other Drugs" and lost count of the amount of times where violence towards men was used to create laughs.

At one point in the movie, the female lead follows a man who peeked at her breast (he pretended he was a medical intern when she was showing a doctor a rash) so she followed him to the car park and beat him across the head a few times with a briefcase.

Look at Lorena Bobbitt who chopped of her husband's penis for cheating. She was celbrated all over the world and was even interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Can you imagine a man chopping up a woman's vagina and then ending up on Oprah?

I'm pretty sure she ended up on Oprah in the same way deranged killers occasionally make an appearance on that show. Usually to try to explain how a normal person did such a disgusting thing. That whole thing became a bit of a funny haha joke, as much among men as women, but it was vile... I don't think anyone would advocate it or genuinely thought it was great.

Kiera

Reward wrote: »

I didn't say grab, I said a physically assault.

If a woman gropes a man in a bar and he responds with a painful physical assault and lets leave out your scissors, that could potentially kill, cause cancer or lead to infertility, who in your mind would be the bad one?

And i said i grabbed. I couldnt careless if some other woman seriously hurts a guy for him putting his hands on her.

In my mind, the bad one would be the person who first put their hands on the other.

Would you like to ask the question for a 3rd time so i can give you the same reply again?

OutlawPete

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

I'm pretty sure she ended up on Oprah in the same way deranged killers occasionally make an appearance on that show. [/YOUTUBE]

I'm not saying she was on the show to congratulate her, but a man would not have been on the show for doing similar to a woman.

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

That whole thing became a bit of a funny haha joke, as much among men as women ..

I know, and that's my point - it was seen as a joke and almost everytime it was mentioned, there was tittering and audiences were always laughing when it was discussed.

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

.. but it was vile... I don't think anyone would advocate it or genuinely thought it was great.

Oh really, only last week there was a thread on here saying that man who did nothing illegal, deserved having his testicles cut off with a knife, but yet nobody answered my question about whether a woman should be similarly mutilated if the sexes were reversed.

The fact is that girls pinch guys and grope guys all the time.

Women can dish out some punishment and men cannot.

Not that I think either sex should mind, but that is the way it is in society.

There are double standards and to deny them is just being somewhat disingenuous or maybe naive, but I think mostly - it's more the former.