Slang/Chav Talk you hate.

aDeener · 29-12-2010 12:05AM

Kidchameleon wrote: »

Bewk (Book)

you don't get this concept of 'slang' at all do you?

Pace2008 · 29-12-2010 12:17AM

May all your troubles be little ones. **** sake.

Say Your Number · 29-12-2010 12:18AM

Using the word fit to describe someone as sexually attractive.

29-12-2010 12:24AM

I hate the word ''session''. Like when people say ''oh Friday night will be some session'' or ''town tonight, session on''. I'm like, CRINGE!

Also I've seen and heard people say ''ah da boy the kid'' or something along those gibberish lines. I think it means ''well done''.

mrsdewinter · 29-12-2010 12:53AM

ejmaztec wrote: »

Whenever I hear some woman talking about her "hubby", I picture some poor hen-pecked bastard, who hasn't managed to get a word in since he said "I do".

And as for those sad idiot women who refer to their boyfriends as "hubby"... Grr

Daniel S · 29-12-2010 12:57AM

"Jayz bois, I'm sweatin' like a paedophile in a playground."

:rolleyes:

Mr Keek · 29-12-2010 01:04AM

+1 on the Cockney Rhyming.

One of the lads is finding himself being left out of events because of his constant use of it.

Just their on St Stephen's night, he was talking about is Neighbour and the fact that he got a really cool Dog & Bone despite being on the Rock n Roll, he even scored a deadly leather Tennis Racquet.

70% of his sentences are slang of some shape or another. At Electric Picnic he insisted on asking every one what their Moniker was instead of what their name is. He actually began to feel a bit superior when everyone gave him a blank 'WTF are you on about' look:rolleyes:

apkbarry · 29-12-2010 03:01AM

NeonCookie wrote: »

Sindo, or anything ending in "o" for that matter..

Bingo?

Killer Pigeon · 29-12-2010 04:39AM

"Shtory horse"

"Shtory boss"

Never understood them neither though ...

Killer Pigeon · 29-12-2010 04:42AM

GR88 wrote: »

Using the word fit to describe someone as sexually attractive.

Yeah just try to imagine Mika trying to impersonate a chav;

"Big birds they be fit and all,
Big birds they be fit and all"

It just doesn't make sense.

Sinfonia · 29-12-2010 04:53AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I hate the word ''session''. Like when people say ''oh Friday night will be some session'' or ''town tonight, session on''. I'm like, CRINGE!

Also I've seen and heard people say ''ah da boy the kid'' or something along those gibberish lines. I think it means ''well done''.

I'd have thanked your post if you'd left out the following:

I'm like, CRINGE!

Inkeeping with annoying D4 (rather than 'chav') slang, 'random banter' is, and always will be, the king of phrases that make me want to punch faces (that almost rhymes!

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Steodonn · 29-12-2010 04:56AM

Thomas828 wrote: »

In my neck of the woods, "Innit" and "bruv" at the end of every sentence are what irritates me most. I look down my nose at people who talk like that.

You better live in London

Godsentme · 29-12-2010 08:26AM

"So?"

Some conversation killer that....:mad:

Lab_Mouse · 29-12-2010 09:10AM

Turtyturd wrote: »

Also when people respond to everything with 'No way'

'Did you see on the news some little kid ran into a trolley and fell over?'

'no way,ye serious?'

'ye deadly serious'

FYP

RichieC · 29-12-2010 09:17AM

I don't like them as people.

schtaaaaary brother! giz smoke burrah* *no idea what that word is or how it's spelled.

If I was your brother I'd jump off a bridge.

BigDuffman · 29-12-2010 11:00AM

Chavy in my books is English slang. So being Irish I don't have much experience of chavs!

But hate when football fans over here sing their songs with an Engerlish accent

I've a soft spot for old school Dublin-ese

But don't like the likes of:

A package of crips
Inanyways
I aksed her

I despise American slang being used over here;

Douchebag
Jerk

Most D4isms wreck my face.

Point of probs, loike.
Morto
Oh moy gaaawd
Are you actuall

Birneybau · 29-12-2010 02:26PM

Mr Keek wrote: »

+1 on the Cockney Rhyming.

One of the lads is finding himself being left out of events because of his constant use of it.

Just their on St Stephen's night, he was talking about is Neighbour and the fact that he got a really cool Dog & Bone despite being on the Rock n Roll, he even scored a deadly leather Tennis Racquet.

70% of his sentences are slang of some shape or another. At Electric Picnic he insisted on asking every one what their Moniker was instead of what their name is. He actually began to feel a bit superior when everyone gave him a blank 'WTF are you on about' look:rolleyes:

Do you hang around with Tony Fenton?

starlit · 29-12-2010 02:33PM

All kinds of slang especially chav talk! Drives me up the wall listening to it when I cannot comprehend what the person is saying! I have to ask someone to translate! The notion of 'chalk it down' is rubbish (meaning seriously) Makes no sense! The word meet as in 'kiss', I couldn't understand it I thought it meant meeting up with someone not necessarily kiss. Tis weird though. It confused me when I first heard it. I can understand the american and irish slang at least but the chav/english slang drives me up the wall when I cannot understand what they are saying. Its like they speak double dutch or another language to me! Speak some decent English comprende please! More manners to speak properly though!

One other phrase that annoys me: 'You alright love!'

starlit · 29-12-2010 02:36PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

In most parts its a filum.

Legend is another annoying one.

Also when people respond to everything with 'No way'

'Did you see on the news some little kid ran into a trolley and fell over?'

'no way'

'way'

It might be annoying to some people but at least you can understand what they mean/referring to unlike some other slang.

starlit · 29-12-2010 02:42PM

Dionysus wrote: »

The word 'chav' taken straight from British television in the past year or two by Irish people who have nothing better to do than watch, and integrate into their lives, the latest terminology and trends in British popular/knacker culture.

Edit: oh, and not forgetting "high street"! :rolleyes:

Think the Vicky Pollard generation wins out don't you think?

wonton · 29-12-2010 03:10PM

I wonder did people always complain about slang?

when people started using cool, did people ask "why are you saying cool? you are not an african american jazz musician!"

Remmy · 29-12-2010 03:20PM

people that say there are loads of randomers around:rolleyes:.eg ''omg loike we were in x last night for a few drinks and there was so many randomers around.fcuking morto!''

Lollipop95 · 29-12-2010 03:25PM

it really annoys when people say things like "You was" and "We was" instead of "You were" and "We were" I don't know why,but it really does my head in!

ejmaztec · 29-12-2010 03:27PM

Lollipop95 wrote: »

it really annoys when people say things like "You was" and "We was" instead of "You were" and "We were" I don't know why,but it really does my head in!

That one does my head in.:(

neil_18_ · 29-12-2010 04:16PM

D4's saying "delish" for everything.

"That goal Rooney scored was delish"

irishproduce · 29-12-2010 04:23PM

I absolutely cannot stand the word "cheers"

That_Guy · 29-12-2010 04:45PM

Was in a pub on Harcourt Street and there was a lad beside me ordering drinks.

"Two AG's please", he says.

Barman looks absolutely bewildered. "Two what?"

The lad then sighs as if the barman should know what he's talking about.

"Two Arthur Guinness' obviously"

Twat.

*Miss Ní C* · 29-12-2010 04:46PM

I hate the word "snog"

t1mm · 29-12-2010 04:50PM

D4 slang in general gets on my nerves. I could listen to Dublin scummers all day long and find their slang funny, but words like "ken" (heineken), "bills" (money) and "delish" (delicious) tend to piss me off

Berty · 29-12-2010 04:54PM

I hate follyed instead of followed.

Limerick knack bags say it as well as Dundalk folk.

Slang/Chav Talk you hate.

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