Worst thing your dog ever did

padi89 · 22-12-2010 08:20PM

Well you know what they say .... Sarcasm being the lowest form of wit .... and all that.

LostinKildare · 22-12-2010 08:23PM

You know how puppies like to eat poop, right? Well . . .

My German Shepherd was a pup in the summer my son was three. I had her (the dog) housetrained in the space of two days, but toilet training the kid took a bit more time. I'd heard that the best way to toilet train is to let your child run around with no nappy on so he'll recognize the urge to go. So, we were out in the back garden on a beautiful summer's day, him toddling around, me deadheading the sweetpeas, and I looked up and spied my darling boy down at the end of the garden, squatting and having a poo on the ground. I started over to him, and the dog raced past me and like a flash grabbed up my son's poo in her mouth and ran away with it!

dnme · 22-12-2010 08:27PM

padi89 wrote: »

Well you know what they say .... Sarcasm being the lowest form of wit .... and all that.

Yes again I am extremely sorry. I need improving as a person, I do realise that. Happy Christmas to you and yours and have a good new year.

orourkeda · 22-12-2010 08:28PM

Jerked off on a tea towel

dnme · 22-12-2010 08:30PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Jerked off on a tea towel

Your dog I take it ? :cool:

karlog · 22-12-2010 08:33PM

My dog sniffed another dogs sh*t once and then proceeded to eat it.

danniemcq · 22-12-2010 08:37PM

dnme wrote: »

Your dog I take it ? :cool:

there is a breed called a tea towel?

up for anything · 22-12-2010 08:37PM

Whenever he gets a chance he gathers up my duvet under him and humps it until his hind legs start trembling and buckle under him.

ejmaztec · 22-12-2010 08:40PM

Overheal wrote: »

died

Ours wouldn't, how did you manage it?

Boxoffrogs · 22-12-2010 08:58PM

We had a dog that was a whippet/labrador, she was incredibly fast and when out in the garden used to spend all her time chasing the birds.

I was sitting in the living room one day chatting to my boyfriend's sis when in doggie sprints and deposits a half dead bird on her lap, the thing was still twitching. Poppy (the dog) looked immensely pleased with herself, I think she may have considered it a gift, daft thing.

lazernuts · 22-12-2010 09:08PM

I caught him eating his own ****es in the garden. So I gave out to him, and brought him inside. Five mins later he gawked a big runny dark brown lump on the kitchen tiles, stood in it and dragged it around the house.
Filthy bugger.

Das Kitty · 22-12-2010 09:10PM

My Mam has a beautiful pure bred Lhasa Apso. He looks just elegant and classy. However he is the furthest thing from classy you would ever encounter.

We used to have a small stuffed fox mounted on a log that my brothers sent us home from Germany when they were living there. Not sure what to do with it we put it in the attic room. One afternoon I was passing the bottom of the stairs and I could hear the dog whining in the attic. You know that pathetic high pitched half dead whine you hear in films when a dog is dying in the snow or something. So I ran up the stairs only to find the dog was not dying, or even in any distress. He was raping the stuffed fox. The ingenious f*cker had wedged the unfortunate fox between the bed and locker and had licked the whole rear of the fox before completing his dastardly plan. The fox was never the same again.

That and the time he ate the contents of the bathroom bin. Blerg!

teresminor · 22-12-2010 09:16PM

our two run off if you don't put them on a lead and steal baguettes from super valu about half a mile away

we only found out about this 'cause they did it in front of our neighbour!

Asphyxia · 22-12-2010 09:17PM

The only thing I can think of is when he ate up one of my lovely purple head bands that I was meant to wear for a wedding the day before. He's a pretty good doggie in general

Ruu_Old · 22-12-2010 09:18PM

Ripped up the insides of my Sonic cap, limited edition too. ;_;

up for anything · 22-12-2010 09:35PM

Besides humping, mine has absolutely no pride. He is like a rabid wolf whenever anyone passes the house or comes to the door but once they are through the door he dogs them literally. He will sit at their feet and demand rubs and pats and once he has achieved that he will put his front paws on their shoulders and tuck his head under their chin until he see his chance and goes straight down their throats with his tongue. Unless he gets booted out into the garden he will keep this behaviour up for as long as they are here, hours if necessary and if he gets the cold shoulder and a harsh word will drape himself over their legs with abject misery pouring out of him like a marsh fog until they relent and then it starts all over again. He is more than needy!

kowloon · 22-12-2010 09:37PM

Our dog used to go everywhere with us, she was really well behaved and would stay in her seat in the back of the car with the head out the window.

One day driving through town she spied a dog she liked the look of and leapt out the car window while we were going around 30mph. She rolled straight onto her feet and ran between the traffic, all in motion, and runs up to investigate this dog.

mikemac · 22-12-2010 09:38PM

We are not far from the local GAA field

The club opened a new stand so Tipperary and Limerick hosted a senior hurling challenge match. TG4 were there to cover it

And on TG4 you see our golden retriever take the sliotar and run around causing the game to stop

Shamed on national TV

dnme · 22-12-2010 09:40PM

kowloon wrote: »

Our dog used to go everywhere with us, she was really well behaved and would stay in her seat in the back of the car with the head out the window.

One day driving through town she spied a dog she liked the look of and leapt out the car window while we were going around 30mph. She rolled straight onto her feet and ran between the traffic, all in motion, and runs up to investigate this dog.

Chuckin hell.

My last lab did that too but I was doing about 10mph at Murvagh Beach. She spotted another dog in in the oncoming car. Both had heads out window. As we passed, it was just too much for her to resist and out she jumped.

dnme · 22-12-2010 09:41PM

feelingstressed wrote: »

We are not from the local GAA field

The club opened a new stand so Tipperary and Limerick hosted a senior hurling challenge match. TG4 were there to cover it

And on TG4 you see our golden retriever take the sliotar and run around causing the game to stop

Shamed on national TV

Best yet. Fantastic

Plug · 22-12-2010 09:52PM

We had a German Shepard and it ate the cat.

dnme · 22-12-2010 09:57PM

Plug wrote: »

We had a German Shepard and it ate the cat.

Shall I? or does anyone else want this one?

:D:D

SarahMs · 22-12-2010 10:09PM

Last October our dog had 6 pups.... We kept 2... Fanta and Zozo (John Franko Zola)

Fanta is for want of a better word a bit slow. She drank a whole hot whiskey when she was about 3 months old, slept for 4 hours then walked into walls for another 2. Ate a Zanax and just made squeaky noises for the day, like she was having good dreams. Walked into an uncovered man hole, took the next three man holes to be opened and an hour before we got her out. Once went swimming after ducks in the lake and we had to get a boat to get her back. Makes piles of stuff eg: socks, bras, tv remotes, bottles etc on the bed in the spare room. Barks when your on the phone until you let her listen to whoever is on the other end.
She is tiny tiny coz she was squished when she was inside and gets herself into the warmest places eg: the gap between you and the sofa. Then crys when you move and makes you carry her around with you.
Bringing them all for a walk, when she gets tired she just lies down. refuses to move till you pick her up. I love her..... He has a different opinion though!

filthymcnasty · 22-12-2010 10:16PM

****ted into a mug (more or less) someone left on ground in sitting room..

dnme · 22-12-2010 10:17PM

SarahMs wrote: »

Last October our dog had 6 pups.... We kept 2... Fanta and Zozo (John Franko Zola)

Fanta is for want of a better word a bit slow. She drank a whole hot whiskey when she was about 3 months old, slept for 4 hours then walked into walls for another 2. Ate a Zanax and just made squeaky noises for the day, like she was having good dreams. Walked into an uncovered man hole, took the next three man holes to be opened and an hour before we got her out. Once went swimming after ducks in the lake and we had to get a boat to get her back. Makes piles of stuff eg: socks, bras, tv remotes, bottles etc on the bed in the spare room. Barks when your on the phone until you let her listen to whoever is on the other end.
She is tiny tiny coz she was squished when she was inside and gets herself into the warmest places eg: the gap between you and the sofa. Then crys when you move and makes you carry her around with you.
Bringing them all for a walk, when she gets tired she just lies down. refuses to move till you pick her up. I love her..... He has a different opinion though!

Sarah, I want that dog !!!

LETHAL LADY · 22-12-2010 10:59PM

Whilst out walking my mongrel down to the beach there was an old couple sitting on a wall looking out at the ocean. Its a wide wall and I didnt have him on a leash so up he jumped and ran along the wall behind the couple and next thing I saw was him cocking his leg and peeing all over the mans summer shirt. His wife thought it was hilarious and burst out laughing he on the other hand did not. Needless to say I upped my pace and walked as fast as I could pretending the dog was not mine.

dnme · 22-12-2010 11:05PM

Here's the culprit from my original post pictured a few minutes ago. As if butter wouldn't melt...

Stheno · 22-12-2010 11:12PM

My German Shepherd learned how to open the fridge freezer, and I arrived home one day to find the fridge completely emptied with remains all over the floor, him eating a frozen chicken and my other dog at the time eating a frozen lasagne :rolleyes:

He also opened my brand new dishwasher one day, and chewed up every part he could remove from it :eek:

Then I've a wolfhound who had a problem digesting his food, and before it was diagnosed, ripped the door off my cooker (it was one of those big stoves with eight rings, two ovens etc) removed a casserole that was cooking and ate it.

That was the end of a €1500 cooker he destroyed the door

Skinback · 22-12-2010 11:23PM

dnme wrote: »

Here's the culprit from my original post pictured a few minutes ago. As if butter wouldn't melt...

My telly cabinet is the same as yours.

Bendihorse · 22-12-2010 11:38PM

We have a beagle pup (Borris) for just about 5 months now and there are so many stories! The worst has to be this... One day I drove my boyfriends nissan micra to work, on the way the 'check engine' light came on. I called bf to tell him and it being his baby he decided he had to come get it straight away.

He brought Borris for the spin as he was just back from the vets where he got his shots and also, bf was going to work in 2 hours which meant if he didnt bring Borris he would be locked up untill i got home from work. Anyway, BF was driving my fiat cuntagetinta (Also my baby) out the very windy road in a bit of a hurry so he would be back for work on time.

Borris went very quiet in the back seat for a min, then bf noticed the smell. The dog took the runniest **** ever in the back seat. Bad enough but the mini has a hole in the back bench for the seatbelt clickers to come through, he aimed perfectly and filled it to the top, covering the clips.

Anyway, he cleaned it up as best he could with an empty Tayto crisp bag and continued the journey. He arrived and switched car full of apologies etc etc. 10 mins after they left, i get the following picture:

It speaks for itself.

Oh and just tonight, he ate one of the christmas presents i bought for a family member and by ate i mean chewed it to smithereens.

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