Worst thing your dog ever did

dnme · 22-12-2010 07:28PM #1

I have a 1yr old semi labrador. Shes a rescue dog and a great little character. She is house trained. I take her everywhere with me, she has become my sidekick.

Today I was driving into town with herself on the passenger seat. All of a sudden I notice she's real sheepish and she gets down into the passenger foot well. There . . . on the seat . . . is a big juicy dump.

Talk about freaking out. I managed to get to town. Parked up, put her in the boot and removed the seat cover (thank god for seat covers).

I let her out regularly and she has her pattern etc for that kinda thing in the garden. This morning was no different. I got up, put her out for 20 minutes, then let her in, fed her and we set off for town about 12pm.

Note to my dog...
Girl, I love you but if you ever do that again, I'm gonna break your arse!

KeithM89_old · 22-12-2010 07:29PM

Rescued some whiney little kid from a well - took me ages to kidnap him and push him down there...:(

Run_to_da_hills · 22-12-2010 07:30PM

Sh*t directly behind the hall door, when the door opened it cracked the crust and spread it like butter across the carpet for about a foot.

Overheal · 22-12-2010 07:30PM

died

red menace · 22-12-2010 07:31PM

also died We miss you Bark

Mr. Manager · 22-12-2010 07:32PM

dnme wrote: »

I have a 1yr old semi labrador.

What the hell is a semi labrador? Is there not another semi??

......I think you got ripped off

PapaQuebec · 22-12-2010 07:32PM

Converted to Islam.

Amberjack · 22-12-2010 07:33PM

Get stuck on the cliffs and have to get rescued by the coastguard. Little brats (springers) ran off just coming back from a walk and went missing for hours. Eventually found and it. Took 8 members of the local coastguards to absail down a cliff edge and get them to safety.

raah! · 22-12-2010 07:33PM

One christmas our dog managed to get in the window... and somehow get at the oven (or wherever it was that the ham was being cooked) and eat an entire christmas ham. When we got back he was sitting there surrounded by the remnants of the ham and licking his greasy chops. He also later died.

General General · 22-12-2010 07:35PM

Deliberately misdirected us by indicating Timmy was caught down a well some twenty miles from the one where he actually was... by the time we worked out where he really was, he was dead. Poor Timmy.

I guess he shouldn't have pished on our Lassie's leg that time 'to teach her a lesson'.

AnnyHallsal · 22-12-2010 07:35PM

She sexually assaulted the cat, regularly

yermandan · 22-12-2010 07:35PM

dnme wrote: »

I have a 1yr old semi

heheheh

dnme · 22-12-2010 07:35PM

raah! wrote: »

When we got back he was sitting there surrounded by the remnants of the ham and licking his greasy chops. He also later died.

Were the two events related ????

naughty1205 · 22-12-2010 07:37PM

Our dog half chewed a prayer book that a colleague lent me while I was trying for years for a baby (prayer book from the 1950's, St. Gerard Majella, patron saint of expectant mothers) was her late mothers, and special to her. I wouldn't mind but I made sure (or so I thought) it was well out of her way, she is not normally a chewer. My colleague was lovely about it, I was in bits. Think the dog was trying to tell me 'I'm the only baby allowed in this house'! The brat!

ChopShop · 22-12-2010 07:39PM

Crapped on my comic box.
Peed on my pillow.
Mauled Cobra Commander (what did he ever do to anyone?)

He also foiled my attempt to haunt an abandoned house and buy it on the cheap.

Gran Hermano · 22-12-2010 07:41PM

... the bitch next door.

raah! · 22-12-2010 07:42PM

dnme wrote: »

Were the two events related ????

Woops, must have made some sort of mistake. I meant that he was licking his chops after having eaten an entire ham. He was sitting there with a greasy face and little bits of mess and ham all around him.

More recently one of our dogs led a group of other dogs on a raid into a neigbhours chicken coup. We got them a new chicken though.

Edit: oh, you mean his death and ham eating! hahahah, no they were not, just bad post structure again.

mle1324 · 22-12-2010 07:42PM

P!ss on the floor making my ma slip and breaking her wrist and knee.

And eat meat on good friday

danniemcq · 22-12-2010 07:42PM

killed 2 of my hamsters and then brought them over to me!

dnme · 22-12-2010 07:43PM

PapaQuebec wrote: »

Converted to Islam.

Did you have to Musl'im ? (ke ke ke ke)

:D:D:D

padi89 · 22-12-2010 07:51PM

dnme wrote: »

I have a 1yr old semi labrador. Shes a rescue dog and a great little character. She is house trained. I take her everywhere with me, she has become my sidekick.

Today I was driving into town with herself on the passenger seat. All of a sudden I notice she's real sheepish and she gets down into the passenger foot well. There . . . on the seat . . . is a big juicy dump.

Talk about freaking out. I managed to get to town. Parked up, put her in the boot and removed the seat cover (thank god for seat covers).

I let her out regularly and she has her pattern etc for that kinda thing in the garden. This morning was no different. I got up, put her out for 20 minutes, then let her in, fed her and we set off for town about 12pm.

Note to my dog...
Girl, I love you but if you ever do that again, I'm gonna break your arse!

You drive around with your dog sitting on the passanger seat ? Not the safest thing to do really for your dog not alone yourself or other road users. Hopefully she gets a dose of the ****s next.

dnme · 22-12-2010 07:54PM

padi89 wrote: »

You drive around with your dog sitting on the passanger seat ? Not the safest thing to do really for your dog not alone yourself or other road users. Hopefully she gets a dose of the ****s next.

You're not from the country old boy, are you.

JONJO THE MISER · 22-12-2010 07:58PM

I don't have a dog:(

offaly1 · 22-12-2010 07:58PM

dnme wrote: »

You're not from the country old boy, are you.

Could you imagine a dub with a dog in the passenger seat?? (take that whatever way...but i mean the animal) :-p

TheZohanS · 22-12-2010 08:01PM

Sat down beside me, both of us were watching the tv, then he got one of his front paws and started having a ****...true story.

dnme · 22-12-2010 08:03PM

TheZohan wrote: »

Sat down beside me, both of us were watching the tv, then he got one of his front paws and started having a ****...true story.

ah ffs, sure I do that meself.

iPlop · 22-12-2010 08:04PM

TheZohan wrote: »

Sat down beside me, both of us were watching the tv, then he got one of his front paws and started having a ****...true story.

I saw my mates dog do that ,like that kangaroo on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuhIc5rGOk

TheZohanS · 22-12-2010 08:04PM

dnme wrote: »

ah ffs, sure I do that meself.

Yeah but not during Prime Time!

padi89 · 22-12-2010 08:05PM

dnme wrote: »

You're not from the country old boy, are you.

Born and bred in the sticks i don't see your point ? Driving around with a dog plonked on the passanger seat no matter where your from is just clueless.

22-12-2010 08:07PM

A bit disgusting but...

My dog was only a puppy and was still being house trained. I walked into the livingroom to see her crouching and a green, liquidy sh*te squirting out of her arse and all over the wooden floor. I ran off and got kitchen towel to wipe it up but as I was cleaning it the smell hit me and I puked right on top of the pool of puppy poo. That was bad enough but then the pooch made a dash for the vomit and started licking it up. She managed to get a mouthful (and I presume a bit of poo too) but immediate vomited it, and the contents of her own stomach, back out so now I had a pile of poo topped with my vomit and garnished with puppy puke. I took one look at it and my stomach turned again and I barfed once more.

dnme · 22-12-2010 08:11PM

padi89 wrote: »

Born and bred in the sticks i don't see your point ? Driving around with a dog plonked on the passanger seat no matter where your from is just clueless.

padi,

You're absolutely right. I'm very grateful to you for the advice and the guidance. I'm gonna stop this crazy practice right now!!! Jesus Christ - to think, I could have died. I could have died man!! Or I could have killed someone else. People like you are what boards is all about. Thanks again padi....

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I could have died man:eek:

Worst thing your dog ever did

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