Eating while having a Dump

Look here ,there are no rights or wrongs in this situation, what matters is the urgency at both ends.

Some years ago I was queuing to 'cast some bronze' at a festival in the UK.

I was extremely hungry and my friend was queuing for a large Whopper and chips for me.

As I approached the stall, I was burning very bad powder, and the baton round had dropped into firing position so I knew I had to fire pretty soon to avoid 'contained discharge'.

Both queues were interminable but eventually a distressed Flutt was next to 'cut rope' when,yes, friend arrives with huge burger.

Grabbed the lot and just as I did door opens and in I go, slam the door to be confronted by devastation, like a plasterers fcuking radio, gunk everywhere.

had to balance the meal on a 'cistern' whilst dropping the strides and hosing a fog of watery midden in the general direction of the pot.

Cleaned as best I could and stayed on the pot while I ate the meal,despite kicks on the door and a sour smell of stale kebabs wafting through the stall.

So, in short there are times when one has to do things one normally would not do.

Hope that clears things up.