Do people really crap in peoples places when they break in?

jimthemental · 16-12-2010 10:12AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

That was me.

Sorry about that... I couldn't find the sink.

That's disgusting. Get with the times and use the dishwasher.

FlutterinBantam · 16-12-2010 10:15AM

Indeed this seems to be prevalent in break-ins.

Disgusting behaviour.

A colleague of mine who works for another multi-national company was away on business.

Came back to find his holiday home broken into and apparently the perps. had dumped in a casserole dish and put it in the oven at 180 degrees, also unloaded into two plastic bags and jammed them in behind the hot press cistern.

Cost over €3.5k to fumigate the place and lad says there is still the whang of sour midden around the place when he thinks about it.

Guards reckon there were about 5 of them, based on the amount of 'pludder ' left on the premises.

seamus · 16-12-2010 10:19AM

Rather than writing "Anto was ere" on your wall, they're just letting you know that a dirty, steaming, worthless piece of shit has been in your house.

If I ever walked in on one of these ****ers, I'd have to hold back from beating him to death. Waste of skin.

stovelid · 16-12-2010 10:58AM

Supposedly it's due to nerves when it does happen.

This deep insight is the result of reading same in an Irvine Welsh novel.

fakearms123 · 16-12-2010 11:02AM

If the award winning film Alpha Dog is anything to go off of then yes!

pavcro10 · 16-12-2010 11:09AM

Wasnt a breakin, but i remember as a child, walking out to my dads car for him to take me to school, to find someone had crapped on his bonnet during the night

Mr. Presentable · 16-12-2010 11:20AM

A deli in South Dublin was broken into a few years ago and they left some personal sausages in the chilled display cabinet

16-12-2010 12:00PM

A guy I knew did it once actually. Right in the person's wardrobe and stuck a still-smoking cigarette into it too before proudly calling the other's over to show off his work.

maninasia · 16-12-2010 12:01PM

ScienceNerd wrote: »

As far as I know, no. Faeces mostly contain undigested food and bile, with some dead red blood cells, which don't contain a nucleus. There would be some useable cells possible, but for the most part there would be very little genetic information. Open to correction on this though.

No problem to get a DNA sample, there are enough intestinal cells in there.

Snakeblood · 16-12-2010 12:25PM

CorkMan wrote: »

I hear it being said whenever there is a robbery, "You be sure they shat on the floor".

But from people here who have been broken into, or a person who knows a person who was broken into, does it happen?

If you **** in the cistern of the toilet, it is undetectable until someone flushes. AWW YEAH. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE UPPER DECKER.

bigneacy · 16-12-2010 12:35PM

TentCrasher wrote: »

My neighbours house was broken into there last year just before easter. They broke up the kids eggs and pooped on a plate, then placed that in the microwave on full power.
Animals

Oh. My. God. :eek:

Truley · 16-12-2010 12:55PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnmiRPjcAI

Duggy747 · 16-12-2010 01:31PM

Heh, amazing how "creative" some of these pudding mongerers are, fùckin' animals baking their poo in the oven...............even saying out loud doesn't make sense :pac:

I'd be at least a bit more challenging:

Squeeze one out into the Nutella jar and put it back in the cupboard.
Get a paint brush and paint something in the house in glorious brown goo.
Leave some Man chocolate under the carpet for that extra-squishy "Where the fùck is that smell coming from" scenario.
Leave a "sausage" in one of the jacket pockets and put it in the hotpress.
Break a sweaty one up, put the pieces in the ice-cube tray and leave them in the freezer...........Shìtsicles!

As for protection just befriend someone with a scat fetish, any mess left around and they'll sniff it out and "dispose" of it for you

I remember one time in Primary school someone broke into our class room and left the biggest shìt in the world on top of a desk. We all saw it first thing in the morning when we went into the classroom and it just sat there, smack bang in the middle of the room proudly staring at us like a piece of art.

16-12-2010 01:35PM

Truley wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnmiRPjcAI

Damn - I was kind of hoping that it would end with "You don't want to see what they've done in your wardrobe" and his having to explain why he took a dump in his own one.

16-12-2010 01:40PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Guards reckon there were about 5 of them, based on the amount of 'pludder ' left on the premises.

Is that what they learn in Templemore ?

Do people really crap in peoples places when they break in?

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