Do people really crap in peoples places when they break in?

CorkMan

I hear it being said whenever there is a robbery, "You be sure they shat on the floor".

But from people here who have been broken into, or a person who knows a person who was broken into, does it happen?

starbelgrade

Someone broke into my house once & the only thing they stole was a big poo I did on the carpet earlier that day, so that blows your theory right out of the water, I'm afraid.

ArtSmart

CorkMan wrote: »

I hear it being said whenever there is a robbery, "You be sure they shat on the floor".

But from people here who have been broken into, or a person who knows a person who was broken into, does it happen?

only if the toilet is too cold.

orourkeda

I doubt faecal etiquette is high on their list of priorities

Rented Mule

Ahhhhhh........ Cork.

starbelgrade

The sound a man makes when he takes a cork out of his arse.....

Rented Mule wrote: »

Ahhhhhh........ Cork.

orourkeda

ArtSmart wrote: »

only if the toilet is too cold.

or the lid is down

Nodin

CorkMan wrote: »

I hear it being said whenever there is a robbery, "You be sure they shat on the floor".

But from people here who have been broken into, or a person who knows a person who was broken into, does it happen?

Yep.

Though the last time next door was broken into, some shower emptied the drawers and wardrobe of all yer womans clothes, piled them together on the floor and pissed all over them.

ArtSmart

orourkeda wrote: »

or the lid is down

yes, time is of the essence of course.

landsleaving

Nodin wrote: »

Yep.

Though the last time next door was broken into, some shower emptied the drawers and wardrobe of all yer womans clothes, piled them together on the floor and pissed all over them.

I think the word you're looking for is 'golden'

Misticles

I know I do!!

Nice steamy turd......!

oppenheimer1

I've heard it happening. One of my friends houses was robbed and the thieves ripped up the parents bedroom floor carpet and also shit on the bed.

Heres a psychology paper on the topic

http://www.jstor.org/pss/1498102

ascanbe

Some do, some don't, i suppose.
I'd imagine the numbers that do are significantly fewer than does that don't.
Next.

Holybejaysus

What's the big deal, it's only a bit of crack......


TAXI!

oppenheimer1

Holybejaysus wrote: »

What's the big deal, it's only a bit of crack caic


TAXI!

FYP

ArtSmart

a lot depends on coffee / porridge consumption before hand.
so if its a post breakfast robbery...


mods; (is there a 'most ridiculous thread award' this year?)

Latchy

I do rememeber somebody telling they once they had a break in and found their knicker drawer had being pissed into

must be all about the kinky calling card, leaving ones credentials

starbelgrade

Latchy wrote: »

I do rememeber somebody telling they once they had a break in and found their knicker drawer had being pissed into

must be all about the kinky calling card, leaving ones credentials

That was me.

Sorry about that... I couldn't find the sink.

Hail 2 Da Thief

Neighbours of mine had their house broken into & they pissed all over the place!
Must be a horrible experience!

charlemont

if we had a real police force, they could get some DNA from the turd and/or urine..

Latchy

starbelgrade wrote: »

That was me.

Sorry about that... I couldn't find the sink.

You left your fingerprints there to

Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »

Neighbours of mine had their house broken into & they pissed all over the place!
Must be a horrible experience!

Very much so

GLaDOS

ArtSmart wrote: »

mods; (is there a 'most ridiculous thread award' this year?)

This wouldn't even get close to nominated...

af_thefragile

Wouldn't you be able to use the crap to get the DNA sample of the burglar which could assist in catching him???

Maybe could go one step ahead and compare the crap from different burgled houses to see if its the same person doing all the burglary...

All CSI esque like...

Latchy

af_thefragile wrote: »

Wouldn't you be able to use the crap to get the DNA sample of the burglar which could assist in catching him???

.

Sounds like a job for yer wan Gillian Keith ..she loves poking around in ****

GLaDOS

af_thefragile wrote: »

Wouldn't you be able to use the crap to get the DNA sample of the burglar which could assist in catching him???

As far as I know, no. Faeces mostly contain undigested food and bile, with some dead red blood cells, which don't contain a nucleus. There would be some useable cells possible, but for the most part there would be very little genetic information. Open to correction on this though.

steod

Was told by a guard before this might have something to do with the amount of break ins being commited by junkies. He said it was common for junkies particularly heroin users to have trouble controlling their bowels when coming down and looking for a fix. They are liable to **** themselves at the drop of a hat and throw in adrenaline / excitement from doing the break in leads to turds galore.

latenia

Yes, it happened in my dad's old workplace when they did it into a filing cabinet where it went unnoticed for some weeks until the flies/smell led to its discovery.

i71jskz5xu42pb

latenia wrote: »

Yes, it happened in my dad's old workplace when they did it into a filing cabinet

I hope they at least had the courtesy to file it correctly (under t for turd)

TentCrasher

My neighbours house was broken into there last year just before easter. They broke up the kids eggs and pooped on a plate, then placed that in the microwave on full power.
Animals

TunaSaladBB

Looks like our suspect...

*Puts on sunglasses

...is on the runs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anMDapRbs8

saywhatyousee

yeah it actually does happen i know a fealla who did it
he got a caution he was u18 at the time dont think the guards noticed he did it

jimthemental

starbelgrade wrote: »

That was me.

Sorry about that... I couldn't find the sink.

That's disgusting. Get with the times and use the dishwasher.

FlutterinBantam

Indeed this seems to be prevalent in break-ins.

Disgusting behaviour.

A colleague of mine who works for another multi-national company was away on business.

Came back to find his holiday home broken into and apparently the perps. had dumped in a casserole dish and put it in the oven at 180 degrees, also unloaded into two plastic bags and jammed them in behind the hot press cistern.

Cost over €3.5k to fumigate the place and lad says there is still the whang of sour midden around the place when he thinks about it.

Guards reckon there were about 5 of them, based on the amount of 'pludder ' left on the premises.

seamus

Rather than writing "Anto was ere" on your wall, they're just letting you know that a dirty, steaming, worthless piece of shit has been in your house.

If I ever walked in on one of these ****ers, I'd have to hold back from beating him to death. Waste of skin.

stovelid

Supposedly it's due to nerves when it does happen.

This deep insight is the result of reading same in an Irvine Welsh novel.

fakearms123

If the award winning film Alpha Dog is anything to go off of then yes!

pavcro10

Wasnt a breakin, but i remember as a child, walking out to my dads car for him to take me to school, to find someone had crapped on his bonnet during the night

Mr. Presentable

A deli in South Dublin was broken into a few years ago and they left some personal sausages in the chilled display cabinet

A guy I knew did it once actually. Right in the person's wardrobe and stuck a still-smoking cigarette into it too before proudly calling the other's over to show off his work.

maninasia

ScienceNerd wrote: »

As far as I know, no. Faeces mostly contain undigested food and bile, with some dead red blood cells, which don't contain a nucleus. There would be some useable cells possible, but for the most part there would be very little genetic information. Open to correction on this though.

No problem to get a DNA sample, there are enough intestinal cells in there.

Snakeblood

CorkMan wrote: »

I hear it being said whenever there is a robbery, "You be sure they shat on the floor".

But from people here who have been broken into, or a person who knows a person who was broken into, does it happen?

If you **** in the cistern of the toilet, it is undetectable until someone flushes. AWW YEAH. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE UPPER DECKER.

bigneacy

TentCrasher wrote: »

My neighbours house was broken into there last year just before easter. They broke up the kids eggs and pooped on a plate, then placed that in the microwave on full power.
Animals

Oh. My. God. :eek:

Truley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnmiRPjcAI

Duggy747

Heh, amazing how "creative" some of these pudding mongerers are, fùckin' animals baking their poo in the oven...............even saying out loud doesn't make sense :pac:

I'd be at least a bit more challenging:

• Squeeze one out into the Nutella jar and put it back in the cupboard.
• Get a paint brush and paint something in the house in glorious brown goo.
• Leave some Man chocolate under the carpet for that extra-squishy "Where the fùck is that smell coming from" scenario.
• Leave a "sausage" in one of the jacket pockets and put it in the hotpress.
• Break a sweaty one up, put the pieces in the ice-cube tray and leave them in the freezer...........Shìtsicles!

As for protection just befriend someone with a scat fetish, any mess left around and they'll sniff it out and "dispose" of it for you

I remember one time in Primary school someone broke into our class room and left the biggest shìt in the world on top of a desk. We all saw it first thing in the morning when we went into the classroom and it just sat there, smack bang in the middle of the room proudly staring at us like a piece of art.

Truley

Truley wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnmiRPjcAI

Damn - I was kind of hoping that it would end with "You don't want to see what they've done in your wardrobe" and his having to explain why he took a dump in his own one.

FlutterinBantam

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Guards reckon there were about 5 of them, based on the amount of 'pludder ' left on the premises.

Is that what they learn in Templemore ?