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Rick_ · 01-12-2010 03:03PM

Well, those trousers make your arse look massi.... I mean, no, they don't.

Have you ever been face down in the mud and kicked in the head with an iron boot?

SparkyTech · 01-12-2010 05:55PM

Only from you Mr P.C (paddy-c, i made a rap, geddit

?)

Who was responsible for this pile of dirty laundry on the floor i see before me? :eek:

Rick_ · 01-12-2010 11:10PM

Me. I made a mess. Deal with it.

What the F**K?!

Squarewave · 01-12-2010 11:35PM

What the FUNK?!

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JAMES BROWN GETDOWN
HUH!

curlzy · 03-12-2010 03:38PM

There's no question to answer, so I'll pose one: Anyone else miss Margarite and Storminateacup arguing?

lil'bug · 03-12-2010 09:07PM

ahhhh no!!

should i buy some monkey trousers?

Squarewave · 03-12-2010 10:12PM

Well, they would go well with your gorilla vest.

Does popcorn kitten too much or am I?

lil'bug · 04-12-2010 11:02AM

Popcorn kitty is epic

why did a customer call me a ledgend??

Rubecula · 04-12-2010 08:26PM

You could be well known in certain circles. try boasting about it and you may find out.

What was the big round shiney thing in the sky today?

James T Kirk · 05-12-2010 02:39AM

MY PENIS!

*runs away*

Capt'n Midnight · 05-12-2010 03:41AM

you sir, are an iso-rectilinear prism of DiHydrogenMonOxide in crinkled planes composed of tessellating hexagonal rings

where is my soulmate ?

Claasman · 05-12-2010 03:44AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

you sir, are an iso-rectilinear prism of DiHydrogenMonOxide in crinkled planes composed of tessellating hexagonal rings

where is my soulmate ?

on the bottom of your foot, mate.

Rubecula · 07-12-2010 04:02PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

you sir, are an iso-rectilinear prism of DiHydrogenMonOxide in crinkled planes composed of tessellating hexagonal rings

where is my soulmate ?

Running for dear life, like a crippled badger.

Where's my cup of tea I was promised for posting here?

Paddy Samurai · 09-12-2010 04:11PM

Rubecula wrote: »

Where's my cup of tea I was promised for posting here?

I drank it on the bus while clipping my toenails.

Is Osama still alive?.

Rubecula · 09-12-2010 08:41PM

Well..... he is twitching a bit.

If you hit the ground running do you damage it?

Squarewave · 09-12-2010 10:51PM

Supercilious Jammie Dodger.

FoxT · 09-12-2010 11:12PM

Why is Jammie Dodger?

SparkyTech · 11-12-2010 02:13PM

Cause, he's never gonna dance again, his guilty biscuit feet have got no rhythmic. Though its easy to pretend, he knows he's no jam fool.

Do you believe in love after love, I can definitely feel something inside me saying I REALLY don't think yer strong enough, no?

lil'bug · 11-12-2010 09:24PM

i do i really do
can you hear the voices in my head?

Capt'n Midnight · 11-12-2010 10:49PM

lil'bug wrote: »

i do i really do
can you hear the voices in my head?

yes,

but it's just an echo

where have all the lemurs gone ?

lil'bug · 11-12-2010 11:33PM

to lemurvirsity

what's that coming over the hill?

Paddy Samurai · 14-12-2010 09:34PM

Its the long lost celtic tiger!...............HES BACK!.

Do you have hairy nostrils?.

lil'bug · 14-12-2010 11:58PM

yes its great my hairy nostrils have been trained and now type

what are you getting from santa?

Green Giant · 15-12-2010 03:13PM

a good hard kick up the arse

Did you come by the new road?

Ghost Train · 16-12-2010 08:43PM

No

Is it lost?

kerryman12 · 16-12-2010 08:46PM

Ghost Train wrote: »

No

Is it lost?

No I have it - whats inside, i cant tell?

Ghost Train · 16-12-2010 09:00PM

asphalt, stones and muck

what time is it in two hours time?

kerryman12 · 16-12-2010 09:04PM

phew I though I broke it.
two hours later than it is not - and after that?

Matt Holck · 17-12-2010 09:25PM

post phase 12 recovery

what's the best way to stretch the back?

Capt'n Midnight · 18-12-2010 01:41AM

Bungie Jumping

are you on Satanta's list ?

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