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Aliens At Your Door

  • 14-12-2010 01:38PM
    #1
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    You're sitting at home, watching the TV, when you hear a knock on the door, so you get up & answer it.

    You open the door to find two aliens standing outside in the cold.

    What would be your next course of action?


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  • #2
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Fire a volley of bullets into the bushes behind them in the off chance you might hit Louis Walsh.


  • #3
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    'i swear to god i was going to pay for my tv license tomorrow.'


  • #4
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    I'd tell that I don't want them or anyone else from Fianna Fail calling to my door!


  • #5
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Get em drunk with hot whiskeys and then steal their spaceship/time machine/ doomsday device


  • #6
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    "Gerroutovit yeh roma c*nts."

    /not really though. I don't open the door unless I know for definite that someones' calling over. Saves me getting chugged.


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  • #7
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Get em drunk with hot whiskeys and then steal their spaceship/time machine/ doomsday device

    Then use this to get your own IMF bailout. I like the initiative.


  • #8
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Encourage them to the idea that they will get far more knowledge from me by anal probing


  • #9
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Order a curry off them and ask if they are legal or illegal aliens


  • #10
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
    please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

    bring me for one, just one short ride in your spaceship

    please


  • #11
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Invite them in for a cup of tea and a biscuit. Try get some gossip out of them


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  • #12
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    Deport them.

    Unless they are extra-terrestrial aliens.
    In that case I will connect to their spaceship with a usb cable and take it over.


  • #13
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Kick Ray D'Arcy in the nuts.......


  • #14
    Jagera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 910 ✭✭✭Jagera


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You're sitting at home, watching the TV, when you hear a knock on the door, so you get up & answer it.

    You open the door to find two aliens standing outside in the cold.

    What would be your next course of action?

    spend the next 24 hours making one line wisecracks on boards


  • #15
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Ask them for a blem of their ship and feck off to live in a galaxy far far away, then train in a swamp to be a jedi and then save the universe from my father and his evil master.


  • #16
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "No I don't want to hear about Jesus in America!"

    Feckin' Martian Mormons. :mad:


  • #17
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
    please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

    bring me for one, just one short ride in your spaceship

    please


    What if 'please' was their definition of 'c*nt'? No backseat spaceship shenanigans for you!


  • #18
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Encourage them to the idea that they will get far more knowledge from me by anal probing
    He didn't say they were at the back door....:p


  • #19
    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    Kill them and use their futuristic technology to take over the world.


  • #20
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Show them my immense rubber ducky collection. Everyone loves rubber duckies.


  • #21
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    chin_grin wrote: »
    What if 'please' was their definition of 'c*nt'? No backseat spaceship shenanigans for you!

    you've obviously never heard of the universal translator.

    some people are just so uneducated :rolleyes:


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  • #22
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I think it'd be something along the lines of screaming "HOLY SHíTBALLS.. ALIENS!! REAL FúCKING ALIENS!!" at the top of my voice.
    Then it'd be out with a camera.


  • #23
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    you've obviously never heard of the universal translator.

    some people are just so uneducated :rolleyes:

    How'd you get one?

    Oh wait it's just a Google Translate App isn't it? I just can't keep up so I can't.


  • #24
    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Do the nasty with them............................ you know just so i could say ive done it.

    Would prob look good on a CV :)


  • #25
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Take their jobs.


  • #26
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    anthonyk.is wrote: »
    Do the nasty with them............................ you know just so i could say ive done it.

    Would prob look good on a CV :)

    Who inserts jpegs on to their CV's? Goatse would probably look more appealing than me sticking a digit in to various alien openings.


  • #27
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    I would ask them that since they managed to find my door, to impart that knowledge to all the local delivery boys.


  • #28
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Take them to our leaders ;)


  • #29
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
    please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

    bring me for one, just one short ride
    FYP


  • #30
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,822 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Hand them a bag of unwanted clothes and ask if they could find a good home for them.


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  • #31
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You're sitting at home, watching the TV, when you hear a knock on the door, so you get up & answer it.

    You open the door to find two aliens standing outside in the cold.

    What would be your next course of action?

    This would never happen.


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