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Aliens At Your Door

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    #32
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I'd ask them if they have any spare change


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    #33
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    zombies on your lawn


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    #34
    dr ro
    Registered Users Posts: 970 ✭✭✭dr ro


    make it quick, watching eastenders


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    #35
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You're sitting at home, watching the TV, when you hear a knock on the door, so you get up & answer it.

    You open the door to find two aliens standing outside in the cold.

    What would be your next course of action?

    I'll be honest here. If it were two very good looking female aliens, I'd probably invite them in for a mug of Bovril and a threeway.


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    #36
    dr ro
    Registered Users Posts: 970 ✭✭✭dr ro


    gavredking wrote: »
    Take them to our leaders ;)

    what have aliens ever done to you?


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    #37
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    i'd say: f'uck yer fancy spaceship i've a horse outside.

    :pac:


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    #38
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    i'd say: f'uck yer fancy spaceship i've a horse outside.

    :pac:

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    #39
    Doctor_Socks
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭Doctor_Socks


    Jesus Marty, I see you've invented a cloning machine!


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    #40
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    chin_grin wrote: »
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    :o


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    #41
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    i'd say: f'uck yer fancy spaceship i've a horse outside.

    :pac:

    I lol'd.


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    #42
    Guill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Take my Pizza, pay him and close the door while i retire to rest my fat, Lazy, welfare ass on the couch.
    SO FAR THIS YEAR 6,621 work permits have been issued to non-EU citizens, particularly from China, India, Brazil, Romania, Malaysia and the Philippines, to fill jobs locals seem not to want. The work is overwhelmingly in minimum-wage sectors, including hospitality and catering. At a time when almost 450,000 people are on the live register, the question has to be: why won’t Irish people do the jobs?


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    #43
    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Who inserts jpegs on to their CV's? Goatse would probably look more appealing than me sticking a digit in to various alien openings.

    No not a picture, just in the experience Section, it would be unique :)


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    #44
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Ride them. No................


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Take their jobs.

    Take their jobs then ride them.


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    #45
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Celebrate. It's not often I get a free anal probe.


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