If you had an invisibility cloak, what would you do?

Antomus Prime · 13-12-2010 12:42PM

I'd fight crime.........................................

................ and perve on chicks!!

orourkeda · 13-12-2010 01:03PM

Funkfield wrote: »

Like Arsene Wenger?

I'd rather have the dog.

phill106 · 13-12-2010 01:08PM

Paparazzo wrote: »

Think the correct word is "rape". And you don't need an invisibility cloak to do it

You dont need an invisibility cloak to do any of the things mentioned above. Only to be able to do them without getting caught.
Apparently we are all criminals and perverts who are merely afraid of the consequences.

Opinicus · 13-12-2010 01:12PM

I'm sure somebody has already said this but...

Emma Watson

Guill · 13-12-2010 01:14PM

Cathrine Thomas.

Riddle101 · 13-12-2010 01:19PM

I've dreamt of being invisible since i was a kid, so you can imagine I have a very long list of things I would do, I suppose you could use the list for an invisibility cloak.

(1)Spy on people
(2)Stalk babes(Women)
(3)Assassinate known gangland figures in the criminal underworld
(4)Assaisinate anyone I deem a waste of oxygen
(5)Sneak in to places(Cinema, Nightclubs, People's houses, anything that cost money to get into)
(6)Spy on the government
(7)Spy on neighbours
(8)Spy on friends(so that i know what they do be saying about me when i'm not around)
(9)Spy on Ninjas
(10)Pull pranks
(11)Punch people I don't like in the face without fear of being sued
(12)Fight crime(Except my own crime:D)
(13)Sneak into an army barracks and rob weapons from their armoury(All to fight crime and kill people of course)
(14)Sneak into the Dail and mess around with the politicians(pull people trousers down, ruffle up Mary Harney's hair as well as Brian Cowens, give Enda Kenny and Eamon Gilmore wet willies)
(15)Rob Sean Fitzgerald's house

Standman · 13-12-2010 01:48PM

Apparently invisibility cloaks make your morals disappear as well

hal9000 · 13-12-2010 01:53PM

Id wear it with my +3 Mace and Sword of a Thousand Truths

Guill · 13-12-2010 01:55PM

hal9000 wrote: »

Id wear it with my +3 Mace and Sword of a Thousand Truths

Nice...
All i have is this lousy Lvl 17 key...

IamtheWalrus · 13-12-2010 02:23PM

Destroy it asap. The temptation to molest girls would be too strong to resist.

Elevator · 13-12-2010 02:49PM

I would use it to take out the rubbish in our society

starting with politicians i would quickly turn on any other self serving chancers

damagegt · 13-12-2010 03:13PM

Riddle101 wrote: »

I've dreamt of being invisible since i was a kid, so you can imagine I have a very long list of things I would do, I suppose you could use the list for an invisibility cloak.

(1)Spy on people
(2)Stalk babes(Women)
(3)Assassinate known gangland figures in the criminal underworld
(4)Assaisinate anyone I deem a waste of oxygen
(5)Sneak in to places(Cinema, Nightclubs, People's houses, anything that cost money to get into)
(6)Spy on the government
(7)Spy on neighbours
(8)Spy on friends(so that i know what they do be saying about me when i'm not around)
(9)Spy on Ninjas
(10)Pull pranks
(11)Punch people I don't like in the face without fear of being sued
(12)Fight crime(Except my own crime:D)
(13)Sneak into an army barracks and rob weapons from their armoury(All to fight crime and kill people of course)
(14)Sneak into the Dail and mess around with the politicians(pull people trousers down, ruffle up Mary Harney's hair as well as Brian Cowens, give Enda Kenny and Eamon Gilmore wet willies)
(15)Rob Sean Fitzgerald's house

And the best answer goes to this guy.

_MadRa_ · 13-12-2010 07:09PM

Pick the pockets of people who are waiting in line to pay for their shopping...
Go into peoples houses and put salt in the sugar bowl...
Put porno mags into someones trolley...
Run down the isle with my arms wide knocking stuff off the shelfs...
Steal a Bounty Bar

Most of mine are based in tesco

CrazyRabbit · 13-12-2010 08:07PM

Standman wrote: »

Apparently invisibility cloaks make your morals disappear as well

If I ever get an invisibility cloak, I'm gonna sneak up and kill you for that comment.

iPlop · 13-12-2010 08:13PM

I would make a hole in the cloak and stick my penis out the front ,then run up and down a busy street and look at the shock on everyones face "Holy sh!t ,a flying penis"

kerryman12 · 13-12-2010 08:25PM

Help Harry defeat Voldamort - he need all the help he can get!

Ronin247 · 13-12-2010 08:33PM

Sneak up and give Brian Cowen a fat lip..........ohh wait

Baseball bat and leaders question time seem to stick in my mind but I would probably be too busy perving

LimerickDan · 13-12-2010 08:43PM

Yer 1 wrote: »

What is this fapping a keep seeing everywer???

fap means ****/masturbate;):D;):D

MistyCheese · 13-12-2010 09:10PM

Has "Sell it and make a fortune" been said yet?

If not, "Sell it and make a fortune"

If yes; Pah, that's a stoopid idea.

MistyCheese · 13-12-2010 09:12PM

Sink The Banana wrote: »

I would make a hole in the cloak and stick my penis out the front ,then run up and down a busy street and look at the shock on everyones face "Holy sh!t ,a flying penis"

Two elderly women had a stroke !!!

Another elderly woman couldn't quite reach.

deathrider · 13-12-2010 10:37PM

I'd pobably put it down somewhere, and never find it again

phill106 · 13-12-2010 10:43PM

MistyCheese wrote: »

Has "Sell it and make a fortune" been said yet?

If not, "Sell it and make a fortune"

If yes; Pah, that's a stoopid idea.

Sorry that is a stupid idea. They would simply put on the cloak and steal the money back.

If you had an invisibility cloak, what would you do?

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