You can stop time!! But what will you do?

07-12-2010 11:59PM

Test the laws of physics and if you can move objects while frozen in time

Ronin247 · 08-12-2010 12:02AM

Off to the Dail with me and reposition all the characters,Mary Harney on her knees in front of Biffo blowing him,Jackie Healy Rae being 69ed by Enda,Paul Gogarty getting butt f*cked by Emmet Stagg(no F*ck you deputy Gogarty)then restart time and the RTE cameras.Obviously I would have to be super strong as well......to move Harneyphant.

Berty · 08-12-2010 12:03AM

I'd possibly break into houses and move things around.

Little things like hiding people's biros and car keys and turning up the cooker whilst they were cooking.

I'd put a few cats in a shower and turn it on. (could do that now actually :rolleyes: )

Find some old people driving Nissan Micras, freeze time, move them into the passenger seat and turn the car around in traffic and run away.

I'd find some snobby rich b*tch in Brown Thomas, change her out of her clothes(whilst perving) into some clothes off the rail with security tags on it, stand her between the metal detectors and pull down her pants. Might even find some homeless guy and attach him to her arm.

tony1kenobi · 08-12-2010 12:04AM

SymphonyX wrote: »

You can stop time!! But what will you do?

I'd age rapidly before your very eyes.But you wouldn't know why.

Which would be just sh*t.

PCPhoto · 08-12-2010 12:05AM

Berty wrote: »

I'd possibly break into houses and move things around.

Little things like hiding people's biros and car keys and turning up the cooker whilst they were cooking.

I'd put a few cats in a shower and turn it on. (could do that now actually :rolleyes: )

Find some old people driving Nissan Micras, freeze time, move them into the passenger seat and turn the car around in traffic and run away.

I'd find some snobby rich b*tch in Brown Thomas, change her out of her clothes(whilst perving) into some clothes off the rail with security tags on it, stand her between the metal detectors and pull down her pants. Might even find some homeless guy and attach him to her arm.

you've thought about this before haven't you ?

Redlion · 08-12-2010 12:18AM

If you could hypothetically stop time, does that hypothetically mean that you could reverse, forward, speed-up and slow-down time

...hypothetically

SymphonyX · 08-12-2010 12:29AM

Redlion wrote: »

If you could hypothetically stop time, does that hypothetically mean that you could reverse, forward, speed-up and slow-down time

...hypothetically

.... and record it on series-link! :P

strokemyclover · 08-12-2010 12:42AM

bluewolf wrote: »

Test the laws of physics and if you can move objects while frozen in time

Ya me too, I'd probably make a Newton's Cradle made of bewbs!

orourkeda · 08-12-2010 12:44AM

In a permanent 69er with kelly brook

Irish Guitarist · 08-12-2010 01:20AM

Go to a record shop and swap all my broken CD cases for unbroken cases.

Napper Hawkins · 08-12-2010 01:30AM

I'd fap and cry.

FoxT · 08-12-2010 01:33AM

read 'the Fermata' again.

But if I didnt have a chance to read it...'twould be all about loads of inappropriate fondling & bank heists.- the latter, of course, being completely appropriate.