You can stop time!! But what will you do?

SymphonyX · 07-12-2010 10:11pm #1

Like the title said..... What would you do?

knird evol · 07-12-2010 10:12pm

I'd wish for a thousand more wishes.

Revolution9 · 07-12-2010 10:13pm

Find a way of starting it up again

cursai · 07-12-2010 10:13pm

Rub around robbing large houses and banks!

or

smell the roses!

SV · 07-12-2010 10:13pm

I think we all known the answer.

I'd be a sick, disgusting and depraved pervert.
I'd also cheat on tests.

Coriolanus · 07-12-2010 10:13pm

A spree of rape, larceny and murder.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 07-12-2010 10:15pm

SymphonyX wrote: »

Like the title said..... What would you do?

Not rape or sexually assault anyone.

*Glares at everyone else*

Giselle · 07-12-2010 10:16pm

Obviously bank theft on a massive scale, and malicious pranks designed to embarrass people I don't like.

Naps whenever the mood took me, unlimited lie-ins, opportunities to have a good nosey around whenever I felt like it.

Possibilities are endless really.:)

Saila · 07-12-2010 10:16pm

freeze it on the "if you could stop time thread" we had a few weeks ago so that when it started again people would know its already been done...to death

SV · 07-12-2010 10:18pm

Brennan Scrawny Fig wrote: »

Not rape or sexually assault anyone.

*Glares at everyone else*

Weirdo.

What is wrong with you?

Ardennes1944 · 07-12-2010 10:19pm

look at boobs!!

SymphonyX · 07-12-2010 10:20pm

Saila wrote: »

freeze it on the "if you could stop time thread" we had a few weeks ago so that when it started again people would know its already been done...to death

Snap.... be cool :cool:

KeithM89_old · 07-12-2010 10:20pm

Nothing - id stop time and wait to die. - wonder what would happen...

Saila · 07-12-2010 10:24pm

KeithM89 wrote: »

Nothing - id stop time and wait to die. - wonder what would happen...

you'd die of boredom

.....oh yeah [lose

]

baltimore sun · 07-12-2010 10:24pm

i'd stand people in front of lamp posts and bins and the like and then laugh as everyone walks into them when time unfreezes.
.....

although really I'd probably just go and rob a whole heap of banks and put rotten eggs in taxis and police cars.

easyeason3 · 07-12-2010 10:25pm

Why would you stop time now?
The country will still be in shyte, horrible frost will still be on the ground & if you want to go perving at anyone their skin will have a corned beef pattern from the cold that would turn anyone off naughty thoughts.

Roll on time to when things get better.

Deus Ex Machina · 07-12-2010 10:30pm

I'd put the bong down.

Saila · 07-12-2010 10:33pm

wait patiently

Captain_Generic · 07-12-2010 10:34pm

Make a sandwich?

WolfForager · 07-12-2010 10:35pm

Well if i was still able to operate my mind without time running then i'd probably stay stuck in the one position as the molecules of air around me remain in the same position and suffocate as the oxygen refuses to go into my lungs.

OH wait, did i miss the point? Sorry.

RonMexico · 07-12-2010 10:35pm

Go to the all the BOI ATMs tonight and punch everyone in line right in the kisser.

KylieWyley · 07-12-2010 10:36pm

play the world's largest game of stuck in the mud.

SymphonyX · 07-12-2010 10:37pm

WolfForager wrote: »

Well if i was still able to operate my mind without time running then i'd probably stay stuck in the one position as the molecules of air around me remain in the same position and suffocate as the oxygen refuses to go into my lungs.

Ever hear of a thing called an imagination?

WolfForager · 07-12-2010 10:39pm

SymphonyX wrote: »

Ever hear of a thing called an imagination?

Yes, i was using it...

SymphonyX · 07-12-2010 10:41pm

WolfForager wrote: »

Yes, i was using it...

My god.......... :eek:

W.Shakes-Beer · 07-12-2010 10:45pm

I'd never start it again. I would then die in some epic way involving cocaine, a sportscar, being bollock naked and a cliff.

haha..so long suckers.

msg11 · 07-12-2010 10:50pm

Delete facebook and google ..

SymphonyX · 07-12-2010 10:54pm

msg11 wrote: »

Delete facebook and google ..

How would you do that?

sdanseo · 07-12-2010 10:56pm

1) Place Brian Cowen in RTÉ studio.
2) Remove An Taoiseach's dignity in any number of hilarious manners, possibly including some animals placed in compromising positions.
3) Start live broadcast.
4) Resume time.

msg11 · 07-12-2010 10:58pm

SymphonyX wrote: »

How would you do that?

Wouldn't you like to know ...

Redlion · 07-12-2010 10:59pm

RonMexico wrote: »

Go to the all the BOI ATMs tonight and punch everyone in line right in the kisser.

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

07-12-2010 10:59pm

Test the laws of physics and if you can move objects while frozen in time

Ronin247 · 07-12-2010 11:02pm

Off to the Dail with me and reposition all the characters,Mary Harney on her knees in front of Biffo blowing him,Jackie Healy Rae being 69ed by Enda,Paul Gogarty getting butt f*cked by Emmet Stagg(no F*ck you deputy Gogarty)then restart time and the RTE cameras.Obviously I would have to be super strong as well......to move Harneyphant.

Berty · 07-12-2010 11:03pm

I'd possibly break into houses and move things around.

Little things like hiding people's biros and car keys and turning up the cooker whilst they were cooking.

I'd put a few cats in a shower and turn it on. (could do that now actually :rolleyes: )

Find some old people driving Nissan Micras, freeze time, move them into the passenger seat and turn the car around in traffic and run away.

I'd find some snobby rich b*tch in Brown Thomas, change her out of her clothes(whilst perving) into some clothes off the rail with security tags on it, stand her between the metal detectors and pull down her pants. Might even find some homeless guy and attach him to her arm.

tony1kenobi · 07-12-2010 11:04pm

SymphonyX wrote: »

You can stop time!! But what will you do?

I'd age rapidly before your very eyes.But you wouldn't know why.

Which would be just sh*t.

PCPhoto · 07-12-2010 11:05pm

Berty wrote: »

I'd possibly break into houses and move things around.

Little things like hiding people's biros and car keys and turning up the cooker whilst they were cooking.

I'd put a few cats in a shower and turn it on. (could do that now actually :rolleyes: )

Find some old people driving Nissan Micras, freeze time, move them into the passenger seat and turn the car around in traffic and run away.

I'd find some snobby rich b*tch in Brown Thomas, change her out of her clothes(whilst perving) into some clothes off the rail with security tags on it, stand her between the metal detectors and pull down her pants. Might even find some homeless guy and attach him to her arm.

you've thought about this before haven't you ?

Redlion · 07-12-2010 11:18pm

If you could hypothetically stop time, does that hypothetically mean that you could reverse, forward, speed-up and slow-down time

...hypothetically

SymphonyX · 07-12-2010 11:29pm

Redlion wrote: »

If you could hypothetically stop time, does that hypothetically mean that you could reverse, forward, speed-up and slow-down time

...hypothetically

.... and record it on series-link! :P

strokemyclover · 07-12-2010 11:42pm

bluewolf wrote: »

Test the laws of physics and if you can move objects while frozen in time

Ya me too, I'd probably make a Newton's Cradle made of bewbs!

orourkeda · 07-12-2010 11:44pm

In a permanent 69er with kelly brook

Irish Guitarist · 08-12-2010 12:20am

Go to a record shop and swap all my broken CD cases for unbroken cases.

Napper Hawkins · 08-12-2010 12:30am

I'd fap and cry.

FoxT · 08-12-2010 12:33am

read 'the Fermata' again.

But if I didnt have a chance to read it...'twould be all about loads of inappropriate fondling & bank heists.- the latter, of course, being completely appropriate.