What is the best thing you´ve ever found?

godscop · 07-12-2010 09:36AM #1

I once found my house after 10 pints, at the time the feeling was awesome.

theteal · 07-12-2010 09:40AM

Lightweight!

Should have been looking for the 11th.

manster · 07-12-2010 09:41AM

After Hours in boards.ie

suitseir · 07-12-2010 09:44AM

The TRUTH!

rednik · 07-12-2010 09:46AM

The ball and chain.:)

triple-M · 07-12-2010 09:46AM

my virginity

triple-M · 07-12-2010 09:47AM

my virginity,

but then realised i'd never lost it in the first place

kfallon · 07-12-2010 10:13AM

God!

He was in town having a pint and I bumped into him, nice fella when he's sober, bit of a bollix when he's drunk, giving it all that "If it wasn't for me ye wouldn't be here!" Made my excuses and left when he started asking where the local knocking shop was!

scientific1982 · 07-12-2010 10:17AM

Off my head at oxygen one year and lost my mates. Was very emotional when I found them again.

jimthemental · 07-12-2010 10:21AM

An oul lad found a penny on the ground at Limerick Greyhound track. He handed it to me and said twas a lucky penny. I'd seen this before so thought nothing of it but still threw down 30 on a bitch at 5/1 and the favorite fell in front of her and I won.

BigDuffman · 07-12-2010 10:21AM

Slipped on the ice when locked but whilst on the deck I noticed €20 in the snow!

Wossack · 07-12-2010 10:25AM

my girlfriend! awwwww

she'd managed to get out of the basement and was so close to getting to the main road - phew!

Duggy747 · 07-12-2010 10:34AM

When we were kids, me and a friend went into the Protestant graveyard in my town and had a look at all the ancient tombstones. Some of them dated back a few hundred years.

Anyways, we find an old tomb with a thick slab of rock acting as a lid and it was cracked in the middle. We took a peak inside and there was a brown skeleton :pac:

I thought it was an awesome find as a kid.

Another time in the old closed down cinema we used to always hang out in I found a perfect condition projector reel of Midnight Express. It was during lunch time at school and I thought: "I'm so taking this home!!!".........

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Then, of course, that night some little fùcker set fire to the cinema and I just stood there watching the entire place go up. :mad: We spent years in that place and the one time I find sometime cool in it somebody destroys everything.

godscop · 07-12-2010 11:00AM

He escapes in the end of the film..:)

Bill2673 · 07-12-2010 11:06AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

When we were kids, me and a friend went into the Protestant graveyard in my town and had a look at all the ancient tombstones. Some of them dated back a few hundred years.

Anyways, we find an old tomb with a thick slab of rock acting as a lid and it was cracked in the middle. We took a peak inside and there was a brown skeleton :pac:

I thought it was an awesome find as a kid.

Another time in the old closed down cinema we used to always hang out in I found a perfect condition projector reel of Midnight Express. It was during lunch time at school and I thought: "I'm so taking this home!!!".........

................

Then, of course, that night some little fùcker set fire to the cinema and I just stood there watching the entire place go up. :mad: We spent years in that place and the one time I find sometime cool in it somebody destroys everything.

Please forgive me, its not that I'm sceptical, but its more that since I was a kid I've been in morbid fear of completely believing a completely outlandish story, only for the teller to go "fooled ya, ya big thick"....

So did you really find a brown skeleton? cool....

Orando Broom · 07-12-2010 11:07AM

I found this red door out the back of RTE. I opened it and ended up in the zoo. 'In your face The Number 10, I roarded having teleported along a good proportion of it's route in miliseconds.

bryaner · 07-12-2010 11:13AM

Me langer..

sbsquarepants · 07-12-2010 11:29AM

I haven't found anything good in ages, bar a couple of phones, but i gave them back to their owners cos i know what a pain in the arse it is to loose your phone. But when i was a kid, i was in the local shop and i bent down to pet an auld mutt that was hanging around the place only to find he had a 20 pound note in his mouth! It was an enormous amount of money for me at the time, i was about 10 so this was a quarter century ago (f'uck i'm getting old!) Kept me in sweets for weeks:D

As an adult i once found 50 euro and a small bag of cocaine the toilets of bar in town.

But the absolute best thing i've ever found is my girfriends g spot!......brownie points for life;)

orourkeda · 07-12-2010 11:34AM

I found squirt porn.

Hours of enjoyment have been had watching all those lovely ladies pulling the bejaysus out of themselves. Take a bow girls.

orourkeda · 07-12-2010 11:35AM

bryaner wrote: »

Me langer..

How long did that take? Finding it I mean.

Duggy747 · 07-12-2010 11:36AM

Bill2673 wrote: »

Please forgive me, its not that I'm sceptical, but its more that since I was a kid I've been in morbid fear of completely believing a completely outlandish story, only for the teller to go "fooled ya, ya big thick"....

So did you really find a brown skeleton? cool....

No, honest truth. It does sound a bit "The Goonies" type scenario, I imagine but nobody believed us either until we brought them along and showed them. It was sealed up again not too long after we had found it.

And when I say "skeleton", it was more like a few brown bones and a skull :pac:

Was still cool, though.

WindSock · 07-12-2010 11:40AM

That's cool, I always try to peak into those tomb things to see if I could see one. I was beginning to think they didn't exist.

07-12-2010 11:41AM

One morning, when I was younger, I opened the door of the house I grew up in. Left on the doorstep was about a dozen or more cans of soft drinks, all unopened.

That was a good and very, very hyper day.

godscop · 07-12-2010 11:41AM

WindSock wrote: »

That's cool, I always try to peak into those tomb things to see if I could see one. I was beginning to think they didn't exist.

Hi indy..:)

stimpson · 07-12-2010 11:57AM

The clitoris

It was in the last place I'd left it too

Son Of A Vidic · 07-12-2010 12:01PM

Love.

scarymoon1 · 07-12-2010 01:00PM

Years ago in dublin airport going on a holiday we found about 80 pounds in the carpark on the ground. We had a lovely breakfast with the money. We never thought to hand it in