DID I TURN THE IRON OFF??

reap-a-rat · 03-12-2010 09:34PM #1

DO ye ever have those moments where you just can't remember doing something, and even though you probably did you panic, you absolutely freak out that you left the iron on, and the window open, and the wind might blow the curtain against the iron, and the house will burn down and you've none of your nice stuff with ya and what if the firemen see your dirty underwear on the ground and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!:(

I get really panicky after coming back from the bathroom, I'm afraid I didn't flush or something, to settle myself I have to go back and check, and then I feel like a right gimp:rolleyes:.

So what's ye're thing that ye're just uneasy about???

maxwell smart · 03-12-2010 09:36PM

Did I bury that corpse deep enough so a passing dog won't smell it and dig it up?

Don't you hate that feeling?

TanG411 · 03-12-2010 09:37PM

I think your 'Dirty underwear' would burn up if your iron situation ever came to pass.

jack presley · 03-12-2010 09:37PM

Every morning when I leave the house (and I mean every morning) I get a moment of self doubt around 20 seconds later wondering did I lock the door.

KeithM89_old · 03-12-2010 09:38PM

Were those prostitutes really dead??
I dont want them to climb out and murder me:(

brummytom · 03-12-2010 09:38PM

I wear glasses, but not all the time - for things like driving and watching tv; so I end up losing my glasses all the time.

I walk round screaming if anyone's seen them...More often than not, they're on my head, hooked on the collar of my shirt/t-shirt, and sometimes... I'm wearing them

Biggins · 03-12-2010 09:39PM

jack presley wrote: »

Every morning when I leave the house (and I mean every morning) I get a moment of self doubt around 20 seconds later wondering did I lock the door.

You too?
I was starting to think I'd OCD!

Jesus Wept · 03-12-2010 09:39PM

brummytom wrote: »

I wear glasses, but not all the time - for things like driving and watching tv; so I end up losing my glasses all the time.

I walk round screaming if anyone's seen them...More often than not, they're on my head, hooked on the collar of my shirt/t-shirt, and sometimes... I'm wearing them

Cool story grandad.

January · 03-12-2010 09:51PM

I panic that I've forgotten my keys and go fishing for them and they're ALWAYS there.

Ardennes1944 · 03-12-2010 09:53PM

Biggins wrote: »

You too?
I was starting to think I'd OCD!

maybe ye both do

Biggins · 03-12-2010 09:56PM

Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »

maybe ye both do

The other voice in my head says I don't!
I'm confused.

Mr. Manager · 03-12-2010 10:00PM

I let my dog out to go pee and headed off to work

Had to phone my missuses to get him back in!

punchdrunk · 03-12-2010 10:00PM

everytime I leave the house I do the man checklist
spectacles,testicles,wallet and watch (well iphone)!

Mr. Manager · 03-12-2010 10:03PM

punchdrunk wrote: »

everytime I leave the house I do the man checklist
spectacles,testicles,wallet and watch (well iphone)!

Brag.

leddpipe · 03-12-2010 10:07PM

brummytom wrote: »

I wear glasses, but not all the time - for things like driving and watching tv; so I end up losing my glasses all the time.

I walk round screaming if anyone's seen them...More often than not, they're on my head, hooked on the collar of my shirt/t-shirt, and sometimes... I'm wearing them

mucho lolso

Biggins · 03-12-2010 10:07PM

punchdrunk wrote: »

everytime I leave the house I do the man checklist
spectacles,testicles,wallet and watch (well iphone)!

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Brag.

I wouldn't be bragging. :pac:
Thats all.

WindSock · 03-12-2010 10:08PM

*slaps face*

:eek:

Kevin!!!

F-Stop · 03-12-2010 10:11PM

punchdrunk wrote: »

everytime I leave the house I do the man checklist
spectacles,testicles,wallet and watch (well iphone)!

Last time I did that I had to go back into the house and discovered I'd left the iron on, and it was on top of my testicles.

Sofiztikated · 03-12-2010 10:14PM

There's nothing like that moment of blind panic when you, after a long and ****ty stressful day in work, you walk down to the carpark, rummaging in your pocket for your keys.

You retrieve keys from your pocket, but when you get to the carpark, YOUR CAR ISN'T THERE! WTF! WHERE THE FU....oh wait. Its in the other carpark/other side of carpark.

Someone took my space this morning.

Ave Sodalis · 03-12-2010 10:16PM

The straighteners! Oh jez the straigheners! :eek:

03-12-2010 10:18PM

reap-a-rat wrote: »

DO ye ever have those moments where you just can't remember doing something, and even though you probably did you panic, you absolutely freak out that you left the iron on, and the window open, and the wind might blow the curtain against the iron, and the house will burn down and you've none of your nice stuff with ya and what if the firemen see your dirty underwear on the ground and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!:(

I get really panicky after coming back from the bathroom, I'm afraid I didn't flush or something, to settle myself I have to go back and check, and then I feel like a right gimp:rolleyes:.

So what's ye're thing that ye're just uneasy about???

Don't know, but you left the caps lock on (the Title).

reap-a-rat · 03-12-2010 10:20PM

sup_dude wrote: »

The straighteners! Oh jez the straigheners! :eek:

My friend's mam is mad on that! My friend would be set for goin out, her mam would run through the checklist then, like "have ya you purse, are ya bringin a cardigan? have you your phone? did ya turn off the straightener? did ya plug out the straightener? are ya sure?"

And no matter how many times she says yes, the mother checks "just in case":rolleyes:!

punchdrunk · 03-12-2010 10:23PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Brag.

it's only a 3G though...the shame of it!

punchdrunk · 03-12-2010 10:25PM

Imagine how Joey Fritzl felt going on his summer holidays!

"ah bollox I forgot to feed the kids"

TheUsual · 03-12-2010 10:25PM

Forgetting what you went upstairs to get.

Up de Barrs · 03-12-2010 10:26PM

jack presley wrote: »

Every morning when I leave the house (and I mean every morning) I get a moment of self doubt around 20 seconds later wondering did I lock the door.

After I went on holidays once I suddenly thought I hadnt locked the front door and texted a friend to call round and check it. I had locked the door, jaysus did I feel foolish....

strokemyclover · 03-12-2010 10:36PM

I forgot to pay some tax once. Aren't I an adorable Irish rogue?

-M Lowry

Mr. Manager · 03-12-2010 10:44PM

punchdrunk wrote: »

everytime I leave the house I do the man checklist
spectacles,testicles,wallet and watch (well iphone)!

punchdrunk wrote: »

it's only a 3G though...

Drops back in to clarify brag.

squeakyduck · 03-12-2010 10:48PM

sup_dude wrote: »

The straighteners! Oh jez the straigheners! :eek:

The straighteners
The door
The windows
The patio door
Will one of the switches that I left on spontaneously catch fire and burn all my belongings and burn the house down?

Nah, should be grand. I once missed a train out to see my brother before he left the country to live abroad all because I thought I left my window open....on a Sunday(buses, trains and taxis were hard to get it was a match day too!)....One horrifically expensive taxi journey later I never made the train and had to get the bus out to the back of the beyonds. :rolleyes:

punchdrunk · 03-12-2010 10:55PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Drops back in to clarify brag.

I can ironically take a pic of meself in the bathroom mirror with it while doing a duck face if that gets me the internet meme genius brag?

Captain_Generic · 03-12-2010 11:05PM

Is there time for a ****?

DID I TURN THE IRON OFF??

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