how do people like Stephen Hawking use the toilet?

CorkMan · 29-11-2010 02:46PM #1

I would imagine they would have immense difficulty. They can't stand up, so how can they get onto a toilet seat? Does somebody have to always lift them onto one?

jester77 · 29-11-2010 02:48PM

Turtles all the way down

FatherLen · 29-11-2010 02:51PM

colostomy bag.
and wierd wierd question.

AckwelFoley · 29-11-2010 02:51PM

colostmoy bag

His **** has a higher IQ than most of us

Biggins · 29-11-2010 03:00PM

There are some questions best left unanswered.
This is one of them.

ejmaztec · 29-11-2010 03:00PM

I thought Cork people knew everything.

Seaneh · 29-11-2010 03:08PM

another amazingly insightful post from corkman.

WindSock · 29-11-2010 03:10PM

He goes in a wormhole.

starbelgrade · 29-11-2010 03:15PM

Hank Scorpio · 29-11-2010 03:15PM

Duggy747 · 29-11-2010 03:19PM

His wheelchair is actually a heavily modified toilet, much like the ones we have in our bathrooms.

The sewerage pipe leads to a black hole...............heheh...........from one black hole to another :pac:

Taco Corp · 29-11-2010 03:27PM

He logs out

CorkMan · 29-11-2010 03:56PM

Seaneh wrote: »

another amazingly insightful post from corkman.

Why don't you subscribe?

CreepingDeath · 29-11-2010 04:02PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNeO63xCnU

Saila · 29-11-2010 04:05PM

shit thread needs shite answer

ScumLord · 29-11-2010 04:06PM

He uses his mastery o space and time to never need an actual poo.

Mrmoe · 29-11-2010 04:12PM

He uses antimatter-poo to neutralise the poo.

snickerpuss · 29-11-2010 04:20PM

I was going to answer this question properly (I work in disability) and then I remembered this is After Hours!

PS: Not everyone in a wheelchair has a colostomy bag - that's just silly. It's what hoists, adult nappies and care assistants were invented for...

Fittle · 29-11-2010 04:23PM

^What he said.

And what a stupid question btw:rolleyes:

Dozen Wicked Words · 29-11-2010 04:26PM

snickerpuss wrote: »

I was going to answer this question properly (I work in disability) and then I remembered this is After Hours!

PS: Not everyone in a wheelchair has a colostomy bag - that's just silly. It's what hoists, adult nappies and care assistants were invented for...

Or long suffering loved ones who wear themselves into the ground.

Erm.. POOOOOOOOOOOOO

FoxT · 29-11-2010 04:54PM

I think he may have a black hole...which absorbs all light & matter that comes into its vicinity.

snickerpuss · 29-11-2010 05:14PM

Fittle wrote: »

^What he said.

And what a stupid question btw:rolleyes:

I'm a girl. Damn, I knew I needed a more ladylike avatar.

bonerm · 29-11-2010 05:17PM

Like most physicists he just works it out with a pencil.

Fart · 29-11-2010 05:19PM

He doesn't use the toilet. He's a super computer from the future that was sent back in time.

CrazyRabbit · 29-11-2010 05:44PM

snickerpuss wrote: »

I'm a girl. Damn, I knew I needed a more ladylike avatar.

Missing a 'y' in your username which would have helped distinguish you as female.

bonerm · 29-11-2010 05:46PM

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Missing a 'y' in your username which would have helped distinguish you as female.

Then jumble the n-i-c a bit and swap the c with a t.

FlutterinBantam · 29-11-2010 07:00PM

In my opinion his wheelchair would have a commode 'attached' to it and a gap in the seat.

When Steevo wants to unload all he would have to do is loosen the kex, slip em down, and bunt out a stout log into the 'mode.

Little handle underneath where an ' assistant' could undock the contraption and dispose.

So simple really:cool: