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  • #11552
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You're not that cool, HOTHOT!!!


    (omg lusty who's your fav glee person? I'm in love with puck. I love him. He's absolutely everything I want in a guy. And the hair? Oh hell. Get down witcjo bad self. Wreck him I would!)


    Who's gonna win xfactor?


  • #11553
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    who cares??

    if a tree falls on Simon Cowell will I be blamed?


  • #11554
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Nope. It'll be probably Katie waisels granma that kills him. With the clap.



    Why are you in on a saturday night


  • #11555
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    Why would anyone leave on a Saturday night when we've got boards.ie! :D

    If a tree falls in a forest when no-ones around, does it self combust into a ball of flames?


  • #11556
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    It dances the sexy dance, it shimmys to the right. Then it poops.


    Do you love it?


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  • #11557
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    I love pop-tarts.

    Was it the chicken or the egg that came first?


  • #11558
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Chicken. Eggs can't come.


    How do you open a banana


  • #11559
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    you use its zip!

    how much is too much?


  • #11560
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Too much:
    sexy.
    Fun.
    NoNsCeNcEeee


    What's your favourite thing to do in the bath


  • #11561
    margarite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Too much:
    sexy.
    Fun.
    NoNsCeNcEeee


    What's your favourite thing to do in the bath
    Do every get a chance to wash some of the (what s the word for a female dog) off you:D:mad: Ups my mistake you do not take enough baths even for that. I believe you have no mirrors in ur place that ur image broke them all.


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  • #11562
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    the thunderdome is that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>


  • #11563
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yo, you overweight crass illiterate fool. Yeah, I'm talkin to the bitch that can't comphrehend simple English. Are you actually retarded, like for real?
    I'm not trying to be insulting, but you ramble incoherently on and on about working for government bodies and being a P.A but your grasp of the English language suggests you're not capable of running a bath.

    Ding ding ding. That's your 4th class teacher calling. Time to go back to pre joined handwriting, and time to familiarize yourself with what we call a full stop.

    I actually feel sorry for you. I sit here, reading your drivel and it's honestly like sitting back and watching two retards run around with buckets on their heads, running into a wall but thinking it's each other. I fail to comphrend how you manage to exist with an IQ that is clearly 3 degrees below whalesh1t.

    When you learn how to puntuate a sentance, and graduate to paragraphs, come back or take it to pms, because really, you, my friend, are a fool.


  • #11564
    margarite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Yo, you overweight crass illiterate fool. Yeah, I'm talkin to the bitch that can't comphrehend simple English. Are you actually retarded, like for real?
    I'm not trying to be insulting, but you ramble incoherently on and on about working for government bodies and being a P.A but your grasp of the English language suggests you're not capable of running a bath.

    Ding ding ding. That's your 4th class teacher calling. Time to go back to pre joined handwriting, and time to familiarize yourself with what we call a full stop.

    I actually feel sorry for you. I sit here, reading your drivel and it's honestly like sitting back and watching two retards run around with buckets on their heads, running into a wall but thinking it's each other. I fail to comphrend how you manage to exist with an IQ that is clearly 3 degrees below whalesh1t.

    When you learn how to puntuate a sentance, and graduate to paragraphs, come back or take it to pms, because really, you, my friend, are a fool.
    You r not worth replying to, I have reported you for harassment by the way you probably never heard of MENSA its a place for people for higher then average intelligence. I also have typing skills of 165 wpm and even more when I m annoyed. Please watch your spelling it is someone as young as 10 could spell better. Do you know what retards are? of course you u see one every time u look in a shop window.:D


  • #11565
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Both of you can shut up. I have been drinking heavily, I am trying to watch Spaced, and I do not want to have to do any moderating tonight.


  • #11566
    margarite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Sarky wrote: »
    Bith of you can shut up. I have been drinking heavily, I am trying to watch Spaced, and I do not want to have to do any moderating tonight.
    Sorry Sarky, what is Spaced?:) What do u drink, and how much does it take to get u drunk, bet not as much as me, I drink 13 is the record so far of Sambuka and Baileys!


  • #11567
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Margarite, my dear you really do not seem to get the general gist of this forum, and are simply annoying yourself in trying to understand it. So please, do yourself a favour and chose one of the many other forums on boards that would be better suited to what you wish to discuss.

    Does resisting the urge to say GTFO mean I'm a good person? :pac:


  • #11568
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    I hate when mammy and daddy fight.

    *cries*

    Why?

    WHY? :(


  • #11569
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    margarite wrote: »
    You r not worth replying to, I have reported you for harassment by the way you probably never heard of MENSA its a place for people for higher then average intelligence. I also have typing skills of 165 wpm and even more when I m annoyed. Please watch your spelling it is someone as young as 10 could spell better. Do you know what retards are? of course you u see one every time u look in a shop window.:D

    Lol! Congratulations on finding the , and . Button. Well done.
    And the only gifted class you ever seen was the remedial room.

    I like a spat as much, if not more, than the next person, and there is no doubt in my mind that I could absolutely destroy you if you wanted to get into it, but what's the point? You are clearly a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic and you're just NO FUN to argue with. Playing keyboard warrior with you is like going "boom! Sit the f*ck down bitch" after one reply.

    You cannot form a simple sentence. You speak in riddles. You don't grasp any sort of sarcasm. You're just a troll, and I'm betting not only on the Internet.

    Like I said before, if you want to continue this, take it to private messages. And report what you like, because I could not give a flying f*ck. Harrassment? Ah god love you. Keep it up and you really will be on the recieving end of uncensored fury. If you really want a valid post to report.


  • #11570
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Also. 13 drinks of sambuca and baileys? Sounds like what a normal person would drink getting ready before they go out.

    Getting drunk? How about a bottle of wine, a shoulder of vodka, shots of tequila, double vodkas and *whatever* and then pints of cider when you can drink no kore.

    It would seem somebody doesn't partake in binge drinking either.


  • #11571
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Y'know what's angrier than me while drinking? Me while hungover. You're both banned. You, and your children, and your childrens' children.

    For 2 months.


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  • #11572
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    Back on topic: Who wants some pancakes?


  • #11573
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Sarky wrote: »
    Y'know what's angrier than me while drinking? Me while hungover. You're both banned. You, and your children, and your childrens' children.

    For 2 months.

    :(


    Ooooh I want pancakes!!!

    Do they have meat sauce on them?


  • #11574
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    Im a vegitarain you hearltess carnivore.

    Wher'd you get the fur coat? Its divvvinnnneee :eek:


  • #11575
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    its from my dog :D When you have a dog as hairy as mine all your clothes are furry

    have you written to santa yet?


  • #11576
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes, and he sent back nekkid pictures. I didn't want them, but he put them in there anyway. The mind bleach does nothing!

    Can I has total rekall?


  • #11577
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    as long as you don't accidently the whole thing

    can i has a chesseburger?


  • #11578
    Green Giant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    No but you can have a cheeseburger

    Is there anything that can be said for saying another Mass?


  • #11579
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Probably an our father and a hail mary or two could be said for it. Maybe even a glory be, but let's not get ahead of our selves.

    Speaking of, where could I get a head?


  • #11580
    Rick_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,620 ✭✭✭Rick_


    I'm sure there are places you can go... certain bars.... Dunno how much you'd pay though...!

    Is it tough being a truck driving cowgirl?


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  • #11581
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    Only if you forget to put the handbrake on.

    Do these gloves make my hands look big?


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