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  • 27-11-2010 09:53PM
    #1
    Odysseus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭


    I thought I'd share this one with you. I was making my way back home tonight from the shops when 2 kids in the estate stopped me. I know one to see about 12-14, their quest? "what happens when a girl gets a boner" I nearly creased myself, the poor chap left with a big smile when I explained what happened when a woman gets sexually excited. Be fcuk me, it was the one thing I wasn't expecting.


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
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    Chicks with dícks


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Odysseus wrote: »
    I thought I'd share this one with you. I was making my way back home tonight from the shops when 2 kids in the estate stopped me. I know one to see about 12-14, their quest? "what happens when a girl gets a boner" I nearly creased myself, the poor chap left with a big smile when I explained what happened when a woman gets sexually excited. Be fcuk me, it was the one thing I wasn't expecting.


    So, do they or what?


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Sure they weren't just taking the piss in the hope they'd embarrass you?


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    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,442 ✭✭✭cml387


    Well now Odysseus,

    from now on you'll be known by all the preteen boys

    "Hey,he's the guy who KNOWS!


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    Odysseus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Sure they weren't just taking the piss in the hope they'd embarrass you?

    Nah doubt it, my super psych powers and all.


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    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    What does happen?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Could be awkward if their parents find out about the conversation...


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    Odysseus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    cml387 wrote: »
    Well now Odysseus,

    from now on you'll be known by all the preteen boys

    "Hey,he's the guy who KNOWS!

    That is the thing, they are a bit afaird of me, hence my suprise. All they know of me is I have a lot of motorbikes, and their parent's complain about seeing me heading off to hunt in combat kit with a rifle or shotgun on my back. I have a few friends up here who put me wide on it. Clearly I'm in the country, I would get very far in ballyfermot on my bike with a gun on my back.


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    Odysseus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    Terry wrote: »
    What does happen?
    If you don't know by know terry, there is no point


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Odysseus wrote: »
    That is the thing, they are a bit afaird of me, hence my suprise. All they know of me is I have a lot of motorbikes, and their parent's complain about seeing me heading off to hunt in combat kit with a rifle or shotgun on my back. I have a few friends up here who put me wide on it. Clearly I'm in the country, I would get very far in ballyfermot on my bike with a gun on my back.

    You'd blend right in tbh :pac:


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I banged a chick in Thailand once who had a massive boner.


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    themadchef
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    Odysseus wrote: »
    "what happens when a girl gets a boner" .

    "You get shagged, repeatedly"

    Woulda put the shíts up them :pac:


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    flahavaj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    Odysseus wrote: »
    I thought I'd share this one with you. I was making my way back home tonight from the shops when 2 kids in the estate stopped me. I know one to see about 12-14, their quest? "what happens when a girl gets a boner" I nearly creased myself, the poor chap left with a big smile when I explained what happened when a woman gets sexually excited. Be fcuk me, it was the one thing I wasn't expecting.

    Pedo.


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    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,483 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Did you really think it was your place to enlighten a 12 year old on this?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Teacher Odysseus, leave those kids alone !!


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    Odysseus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    Yes, if he had the balls to ask. Very much so


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    kowloon
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    Join me children, in my tinted window van of knowledge and understanding!


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    #19
    Jamiekelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Jamiekelly


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I banged a chick in Thailand once who had a massive boner.

    All sorts of wrong images have been burned into my innocent little mind forever.
    On the other hand, pics or gtfo!


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    blogga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭blogga


    cml387 wrote: »
    Well now Odysseus,

    from now on you'll be known by all the preteen boys

    "Hey,he's the guy who KNOWS!

    Or, perhaps worse...


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    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Odysseus wrote: »
    I thought I'd share this one with you. I was making my way back home tonight from the shops when 2 kids in the estate stopped me. I know one to see about 12-14, their quest? "what happens when a girl gets a boner" I nearly creased myself, the poor chap left with a big smile when I explained what happened when a woman gets sexually excited. Be fcuk me, it was the one thing I wasn't expecting.

    Did you not use Wibb's patent pending expression of a "wide on"?
    To explain how the erectile tissue in the vaginal walls get a rush of blood due do arousal and get stiff and make a gap inside and if that's not happening due to lack for foreplay or arousal it results in bleeding and bruising, which isn't to be desired,unless both people are into that sort of thing.


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    Odysseus
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    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Did you not use Wibb's patent pending expression of a "wide on"?
    To explain how the erectile tissue in the vaginal walls get a rush of blood due do arousal and get stiff and make a gap inside and if that's not happening due to lack for foreplay or arousal it results in bleeding and bruising, which isn't to be desired,unless both people are into that sort of thing.

    Slightly different but the latter. Some of the things I have had to explain to adults in the course of my work made that very easy.


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    ScumLord
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    I think technically you sexually assaulted those kids minds.


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    Odysseus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I think technically you sexually assaulted those kids minds.

    I work with a lot of sexual abuse, so technically 1000s of miles away from it


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    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,483 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Odysseus wrote: »
    I work with a lot of sexual abuse, so technically 1000s of miles away from it
    If that truly is the case it is even more disturbing that you found it appropriate to tell a child who is a stranger to you and whose parents you don't know in a totally random way.


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    M5
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    Jamiekelly wrote: »
    All sorts of wrong images have been burned into my innocent little mind forever.
    On the other hand, pics or gtfo!

    eh maybe spare us the pics


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    karlog
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    THE WORLD IS F*CKED!!!!


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    Gunsfortoys
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    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Did you not use Wibb's patent pending expression of a "wide on"?
    To explain how the erectile tissue in the vaginal walls get a rush of blood due do arousal and get stiff and make a gap inside and if that's not happening due to lack for foreplay or arousal it results in bleeding and bruising, which isn't to be desired,unless both people are into that sort of thing.


    I would doubt they know what foreplay is.:pac:


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    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    I would doubt they know what foreplay is.:pac:

    there is a certian juvinale male mindset where foreplay is what is needed to get a chick wet enough so you dont' need lube and aroused enough that she wont' say no when you go to stick in it her.

    You'd be surprise how young certain males figure that out.


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    Thaedydal wrote: »
    there is a certian juvinale male mindset where foreplay is what is needed to get a chick wet enough so you dont' need lube and aroused enough that she wont' say no when you go to stick in it her.

    You'd be surprise how young certain males figure that out.

    most figure it out young. It can hurt to put your todger into hard places


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    OutlawPete
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    Sardonicat wrote: »
    If that truly is the case it is even more disturbing that you found it appropriate to tell a child who is a stranger to you and whose parents you don't know in a totally random way.

    That's a pretty loaded word there, shouldn't throw around so lightly.

    Two young lads (most likely both teenagers or very almost) asked him a harmless enough question and I guess he tactfully answered it.

    Would he have been better off acting all shamefully about it, and give the topic an air that it's something to be embarrassed or secretive about?

    It's that attitude towards sex that hopefully the world is moving away from, and not before time too.


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