Touching in Public Toilets

TheDriver · 26-11-2010 12:58AM #1

So what are peoples views with avoiding touching any part of a public toilet or does it not bother you?
Personally, I can't stand touching any part of it including the toilet seat, not to mention the door handles. Gives me the heebee geebees.........
What are your views?

judas101 · 26-11-2010 01:01AM

Was expecting to read about George Michael.

opinion guy · 26-11-2010 01:01AM

I'm part of a big conspiracy to smear bodily fluids on the door handles just before you get there.....ssshhh.....they're listening

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 26-11-2010 01:01AM

I'm a male. The whole world is my urinal

Senna · 26-11-2010 01:02AM

Well its not like i lick the seat or anything, but i'm not that OCD that i cant touch anything.

TheDriver · 26-11-2010 01:03AM

Jairo Icy Victory wrote: »

I'm a male. The whole world is my urinal

#2 too?

WindSock · 26-11-2010 01:03AM

I just leave the door slightly ajar and pee on the floor so I don't have to touch anything with my hands. It's much cleaner that way.

Paparazzo · 26-11-2010 01:04AM

I like to touch my knob off the urinal wall

TheDriver · 26-11-2010 01:05AM

well fair enough, just reread my title and true. So whats your views on getting it on in a public toilet? Still have horrible hygiene issues..........
As I remember hearing once, theres nothing more strange than pooing in a nightclub jacks............

Stained Class · 26-11-2010 01:05AM

Should somebody throw a Snickers bar at the OP?

Seriously, the things people think of!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 26-11-2010 01:05AM

TheDriver wrote: »

#2 too?

I only poo at work because I get great satisfaction in the knowledge that I'm being paid while I kak. And the work jacks are immaculate

admiralofthefleet · 26-11-2010 01:06AM

your sirname isnt finch by any chance?

alwaysadub · 26-11-2010 01:10AM

How do you get out a door with a pull handle if you don't touch the handle, specially in a t shirt when you can't use your sleeve? Do you bring gloves with you? Wait for someone else to open it?

Dean820 · 26-11-2010 01:12AM

I got AIDS by rubbing my cock against a public toilet once. True story.

TheDriver · 26-11-2010 01:18AM

alwaysadub wrote: »

How do you get out a door with a pull handle if you don't touch the handle, specially in a t shirt when you can't use your sleeve? Do you bring gloves with you? Wait for someone else to open it?

Foot under the door generally if its cubicle or else wait for someone else to open it if its the main door. Or have it open before washing hands. There are many many different ways to ensure OCD is kept in order.......:D

GSV · 26-11-2010 01:19AM

I don't see what the problem is.

I wash my hands after leaving the cubicle/urinal, I hold my hands in the air till I get to the exit and then I open that door handle with my arse.

Oh yeah, I see what you mean.

StereoLove · 26-11-2010 01:21AM

If thier clean I wouldn't mind too much but they never are clean are they?:(

dubtom · 26-11-2010 01:22AM

I pee,wash hands,dry hands with bog roll,more bog roll to flush and open door. There's some manky feckers out there.
Actually, that place Mother hubbards, just before the turn off for Mullingar, had the only auto sliding door I've ever seen in a public loo, great idea, no touching anyone's piss and **** germs.

TheDriver · 26-11-2010 01:26AM

Think the old statistic regarding that toothbrushes have an amazing amount of p**s on them due to flushing and the fine spray of urine that fills the air in a bathroom. Imagine that in a public jacks.
Anyone ever disgusted about toilet brushes in public jacks?? Hate seeing specs of other peoples ****e stuck in the bristles in front of me in the cubicle. Like who uses toilet brushes in public jacks...............
anyways, thanks lads, I'm not the only OCD!!!

dusty207 · 26-11-2010 01:35AM

TheDriver wrote: »

Think the old statistic regarding that toothbrushes have an amazing amount of p**s on them due to flushing and the fine spray of urine that fills the air in a bathroom. Imagine that in a public jacks.
Anyone ever disgusted about toilet brushes in public jacks?? Hate seeing specs of other peoples ****e stuck in the bristles in front of me in the cubicle. Like who uses toilet brushes in public jacks...............
anyways, thanks lads, I'm not the only OCD!!!

probably suggest you don't use the toilet brush to brush your teeth so

123balltv · 26-11-2010 01:35AM

theres nothing like your own toilet

Fart · 26-11-2010 01:54AM

Paparazzo wrote: »

I like to touch my knob off the urinal wall

Hey, I was about to post that.

Fart · 26-11-2010 01:56AM

123balltv wrote: »

theres nothing like your own toilet

For what? To eat your dinner off it?

HxGH · 26-11-2010 02:08AM

Tip - don't have untied shoe laces, they collect germs while your walking around and when you tie your laces your doomed as your hands are their new home.

Watch out for this before entering public toilets!

OPENROAD · 26-11-2010 02:09AM

alwaysadub wrote: »

How do you get out a door with a pull handle if you don't touch the handle, specially in a t shirt when you can't use your sleeve? Do you bring gloves with you? Wait for someone else to open it?

Yes

x in the city · 26-11-2010 03:47AM

tbh a car has more germs than the average toilet,

OP have you sat in a car lately boyo?

oh, dont mention handling a mobile phone....

PeterIanStaker · 26-11-2010 03:53AM

I'm not OCD but I usually try to flush a public jacks with the sole of my shoe and close/open the door with my elbow or shoe.

I used to work in a nightclub and I've seen the state people leave them in, ain't pretty.

Saw a guy taking a dump in a urinal once.

kowloon · 26-11-2010 04:07AM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Saw a guy taking a dump in a urinal once.

That would make an excellent opening line at a dinner party, or after an awkward silence.

Mr.Crinklewood · 26-11-2010 04:11AM

HxGH wrote: »

Tip - don't have untied shoe laces, they collect germs while your walking around and when you tie your laces your doomed as your hands are their new home.

Watch out for this before entering public toilets!

You just want me to bend over.

sxt · 26-11-2010 04:22AM

TheDriver wrote: »

So what are peoples views with avoiding touching any part of a public toilet or does it not bother you?
Personally, I can't stand touching any part of it including the toilet seat, not to mention the door handles. Gives me the heebee geebees.........
What are your views?

Why? Have you ever heard of anyone ever catching a disease off a toliet seat? It doesn't happen. Humans are not that subceptible

PeterIanStaker · 26-11-2010 04:23AM

kowloon wrote: »

That would make an excellent opening line at a dinner party, or after an awkward silence.

You think I haven't already used it?

Won't be called upon to do a reading at mass ever again, that's for sure.

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