Embarrassing stories

talla10 · 24-11-2010 07:44PM

I was walking down the road last winter and slipped on some heavy ice and cracked my head against the ground. Thats was bad enough but some idiot filmed it with a camera it was shown all over tv and the whole country had a good laugh

*may not have been me

rebel_rebel · 24-11-2010 07:45PM

When I was younger about 7 or 8 was at my Aunts house and her friend was there who had recently given birth. I walked into the room and I wished to admire the beautiful bald headed newborn baby and bent down for a closer look only to my horror to discover she was been breastfed and my aunts friends left tit was hanging out not far from my face. Don't ask me how I didn't notice she was breastfeeding before I bent down, its not like they were small or anything. Still kinda cringe when I see her today.

Another really embarrassing one from my childhood,was younger maybe 4 or 5,must have been a fairly shy child. Was at my nans and my uncle was going over to a neighboring farm for something or other and I wished to go. It was my first time there and I was unfamiliar with the surroundings. I was dying to use the toilet number 2. But for some reason I was so shy I did not ask where the toilet was instead I left it all out in my pants. Queue awkward spin back in the short journey home where I ran in to my nans to be cleaned up,God thats even embarrassing now

dubpunter · 24-11-2010 09:19PM

I knocked the partition over on the head of the girl who was asking the questions in a charity blind date event when I was in school.
Scarlet

strokemyclover · 24-11-2010 10:31PM

OP, your boss needs to understand that you now need to see his goodies in order to save the working relationship.

You should send him an e-mail to ask him where he cracks one off in the office everyday (all bosses do after reprimanding sub-ordinates, it's well known).

Ronin247 · 24-11-2010 11:11PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I got caught f*cking my cousin once.....

Was he embarrassed too?

fonecrusher1 · 24-11-2010 11:23PM

Christmas work party a few years ago....

- got wasted in front of work colleagues & boss & bosses boss.
- Acted like a bit of a spa apparently.
- fell akwardly at some stage & sprained my ankle.
- a sneaky fcuker took a pic of me asleep at a bus shelter, printed it & said picture went around where i worked for a few weeks.

Never ever ever drink too much at work do's.

Never.

ever.:mad:

Princess Peach · 25-11-2010 12:01AM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Christmas work party a few years ago....

- got wasted in front of work colleagues & boss & bosses boss.
- Acted like a bit of a spa apparently.
- fell akwardly at some stage & sprained my ankle.
- a sneaky fcuker took a pic of me asleep at a bus shelter, printed it & said picture went around where i worked for a few weeks.

Never ever ever drink too much at work do's.

Never.

ever.:mad:

I've done worse.

But I felt more shame than embarrassment!

Mozoltov! · 25-11-2010 12:26AM

Pookah wrote: »

AH is the right place for this story. We'll give you all the support you need.

Like a bra?

Obligatory input. Ordering a wrap in Maccers in Drogheda once. Girl on the 'till asks me "Would you like a meal?"

I reply "No, just the rape."

"What!!"

Kanoe · 25-11-2010 12:49AM

playing indoor soccer earlier and decided to leave beanie on head as it was cold, went to head the ball but it skimmed my head scooping my hat off and flayed it across the hall, I momentarily forgot about it until I ran onto it and skated a few metres on one foot and faceplanted floor..then continued sliding another couple of metres on my stomach. more funny than embarrassing though

syngindub · 25-11-2010 12:53AM

zxy wrote: »

playing indoor soccer earlier and decided to leave beanie on head as it was cold, went to head the ball but it skimmed my head scooping my hat off and flayed it across the hall, I momentarily forgot about it until I ran onto it and skated a few metres on one foot and faceplanted floor..then continued sliding another couple of metres on my stomach. more funny than embarrassing though

thats as bad as some eejits wearing jeans playing indoor footie. just wrong

Kanoe · 25-11-2010 12:54AM

it was cold

shebango · 25-11-2010 01:00AM

I had asked one of my clients to bring a speech he had written to class with him this week. When he arrived, we started working on other stuff first before getting to the speech.

I then said 'okay, the first part of this is done, now its time to get your thingy out' - meaning the speech out of his bag.

Absolute mortification. Luckily he saw the funny side..:D

jumbone · 25-11-2010 01:02AM

Scarydoll wrote: »

Thats one way to get a Christmas Bonus.

More like Christmas Bone-us

Ramza · 25-11-2010 01:04AM

Walk into class a few mins late, door open, teacher I would usually have is very strict about time, always closes door when class starts. I thought he was gone to the office to do a message or something so I walked in, said, "where's that eejit", everyone's face dropped, till I seen him standing at the back of the class with some look on his face. I had nothing to say but he joked it off

Still don't know why to this day I didn't see him

punchdrunk · 25-11-2010 01:07AM

I was standing on the steps of a church in London,my cousin was marrying a guy who's family have a history of hereditary blindness so his brother,sister,and mother are all legally blind.
the photographer decides to take his sweet time with the group shot
but we are all listening silently to his instructions
then just as the clouds break for a brief minute
from my mouth came the words
"Jaysus that sun is blinding"

queue about five minutes of complete silence,while I can't move an inch to run and hide my shame at deeply offending three people at once!

babs.jones · 25-11-2010 01:14AM

I used to work in a office that it was only me n the boss. I needed something from beside his desk but when I was on my hunkers he turned in his chair to talk to me. I lost balance and landed face first into his croch. ;( to make matter worst the owner of the company walked in just as it happened. Never ever will b able to live it down.

parker kent · 25-11-2010 01:19AM

Ramza wrote: »

Walk into class a few mins late, door open, teacher I would usually have is very strict about time, always closes door when class starts. I thought he was gone to the office to do a message or something so I walked in, said, "where's that eejit", everyone's face dropped, till I seen him standing at the back of the class with some look on his face. I had nothing to say but he joked it off

Still don't know why to this day I didn't see him

I may not be Sherlock Homes, but him standing in a different place to where you were looking probably played a role.

Ramza · 25-11-2010 01:24AM

parker kent wrote: »

I may not be Sherlock Homes, but him standing in a different place to where you were looking probably played a role.

Looked all around the room, he somehow blended in :pac:

ClutchIt · 25-11-2010 11:29AM

I was in a christmas play before in Primary school. I borrowed my da's old cowboy boots which were way too big for me. When singing a song and dancing I did a big kick and the boot flew off into the audience and hit someone! My teacher told me the next day that the guy it hit used to play for Munster in the 60s! Glad he didn't take it too badly!

FatherLen · 25-11-2010 12:01PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I've done worse.

But I felt more shame than embarrassment!

care to elaborate?

phill106 · 25-11-2010 12:14PM

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I was in work today and i hate wearing bras but kinda have to. So i went to fix myself in the hotpress. It was warmer and closer than going to the loo. So i was in the hotpress with the t-shirt rolled up, fixing myself and in walks the boss. The look on his face, i dont think he was expecting it.

I could have died.

I call shenanigans! How much fixing would be necessary in that you had to roll up your tshirt?

Ormus · 25-11-2010 12:32PM

went to mass when i was a lil kid and i was last in the line for communion.....there was a big tall guy in front of me.....priest serves the tall guy, tall guy walks away, priest doesn't see little boy behind him, priest walks away, little boy left standing at the top of the church with no communion, little boy blesses himself and makes the hungry walk of shame back to his seat

parker kent · 25-11-2010 12:35PM

Ramza wrote: »

Looked all around the room, he somehow blended in :pac:

Damn him and his dastardly hiding

The first embarrassing story I can think of his when living on campus in UCD, some idiot decided to let off the fire alarm at around 4am. I had been enjoying the "company" of a young lady that night so was otherwise engaged. An RA started banging on the door for us to evacuate and we hastily threw some clothes on and headed out.

In my rush I had just thrown on a pyjama bottom and a hoody but forgot to put on any boxers. Which rather unfortunately meant that my boner was pretty obvious to spot as I hung around outside in my PJs

Plus the two of us were rumbled by everybody who we had been fobbing off by saying we were "just friends".

kfallon · 25-11-2010 12:48PM

syngindub wrote: »

thats as bad as some eejits wearing jeans playing indoor footie. just wrong

:eek:
Give those people a slap next time you see one!
It's either shorts or don't play at all tbh!

Jimmy Bottlehead · 25-11-2010 12:48PM

Few years ago, I had split from my ex. Was riding seeing this young lady at the time.

Anyways, during all this my ex asks for one more go, so I, being a gentleman, oblige and she comes over and we do the nasty.

Next night, the girl I'm seeing asks can she come over to mine, I say "of course". We head to the bedroom, bitta kissing, bitta feeling, and finally I throw back the duvet cover so we can commence action.

Sadly for me, there's two hairpins sitting there under the cover - being a ninja, I quickly swipe them off the bed, hoping she didn't notice... until she says:

"What's that?"

"Errr, what's what?"

"There were hairpins on the bed"

"No there wasn't.... was there?"

"Yes there was! Was someone else here last night?"

"Errrr.... maybe?"

Cue tears.

*Still did the nasty that night though

FatherLen · 25-11-2010 12:51PM

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Few years ago, I had split from my ex. Was riding seeing this young lady at the time.

Anyways, during all this my ex asks for one more go, so I, being a gentleman, oblige and she comes over and we do the nasty.

Next night, the girl I'm seeing asks can she come over to mine, I say "of course". We head to the bedroom, bitta kissing, bitta feeling, and finally I throw back the duvet cover so we can commence action.

Sadly for me, there's two hairpins sitting there under the cover - being a ninja, I quickly swipe them off the bed, hoping she didn't notice... until she says:

"What's that?"

"Errr, what's what?"

"There were hairpins on the bed"

"No there wasn't.... was there?"

"Yes there was! Was someone else here last night?"

"Errrr.... maybe?"

Cue tears.

*Still did the nasty that night though

thats not embarrassing.

Jimmy Bottlehead · 25-11-2010 12:51PM

FatherLen wrote: »

thats not embarrassing.

It was at the time!

r3nu4l · 25-11-2010 01:33PM

Ormus wrote: »

went to mass when i was a lil kid and i was last in the line for communion.....there was a big tall guy in front of me.....priest serves the tall guy, tall guy walks away, priest doesn't see little boy behind him, priest walks away, little boy left standing at the top of the church with no communion, little boy blesses himself and makes the hungry walk of shame back to his seat

Snap! Happened to me too. I was about 10 and didn't know what to do, I thought the priest had run out of communion and was going away to get some more but then he just puts away the chalice and I'm left standing there, completely alone and have to turn around and walk back to my seat. Mortifying!

I feel your pain Ormus, forever the 'NoCommunion' buddies!

AAAAAAAHHH · 25-11-2010 01:48PM

Ormus wrote: »

went to mass when i was a lil kid and i was last in the line for communion.....there was a big tall guy in front of me.....priest serves the tall guy, tall guy walks away, priest doesn't see little boy behind him, priest walks away, little boy left standing at the top of the church with no communion, little boy blesses himself and makes the hungry walk of shame back to his seat

At least he didn't rape you.

Jimmy Bottlehead · 25-11-2010 01:49PM

r3nu4l wrote: »

Snap! Happened to me too. I was about 10 and didn't know what to do, I thought the priest had run out of communion and was going away to get some more but then he just puts away the chalice and I'm left standing there, completely alone and have to turn around and walk back to my seat. Mortifying!

I feel your pain Ormus, forever the 'NoCommunion' buddies!

Jesus survived the cannibal apocolypse... this time.

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