Does anyone actually like batter-burgers?

derfderf · 23-11-2010 09:30AM

Chuileog wrote: »

Haggis is Yum.

they were makin haggis on an episode of how it's made the other day..
The episode where they make dog food is more appealing.

jimthemental · 23-11-2010 09:43AM

Sorry OP the pinnacle of fried food is battered cod drowned in vinegar with salty chips. Some dinner!

TheUsual · 23-11-2010 09:45AM

Chuileog wrote: »

Haggis is Yum.

Bet you love Iron Bru as well ya wee kilt-wearing pict !

:pac:

Guill · 23-11-2010 09:47AM

I like batterd burgers.

TheUsual · 23-11-2010 09:49AM

derfderf wrote: »

they were makin haggis on an episode of how it's made the other day..
The episode where they make dog food is more appealing.

Sheep's stomach and offal. :eek:
If it's so nice why does no other country eat it ?
And Scots only eat it to be more Scottish. Not for the taste. :pac::pac:

Forest Master · 23-11-2010 09:55AM

super_furry wrote: »

Does anyone actually like batter-burgers?

Sure - the working class love them. Same as Brown Sauce (not to be ignorantly confused with YR) and 3 in 1s.

23-11-2010 10:12AM

Forest Master wrote: »

Sure - the working class love them. Same as Brown Sauce (not to be ignorantly confused with YR) and 3 in 1s.

Brown sauce is minging and three-in-ones are four-in-ones for pussy vegetarian hippies.

I've only ever had one batter burger and it was fine. I'd prefer a bag of chips soaked in delicious sodium chloride and acetic acid. :pac:

Snakeblood · 23-11-2010 10:37AM

super_furry wrote: »

It's a given that a batter-sausage is the pinacle of deep fat fried food, but there's their ugly bastard cousin always sitting there next to them on the counter. I never see anyone order them, outside of drunk students pretending to be scangers to their mates for a laugh and yet they must sell because they're always available.

I had a batter burger with my Italian other half, she liked it. She wouldn't eat one again mind.

Frisbee · 23-11-2010 10:48AM

Whirly burger is the pinnacle of chipper induced heart attacks.

Spice Burgers are also delicious, but very dependent on what chipper you get them in.

fakearms123 · 23-11-2010 10:51AM

Snakeblood wrote: »

I had a batter burger with my Italian other half, she liked it. She wouldn't eat one again mind.

Well la dee da Mr. International, why don't you and your monica bellucci looking other half go polish off another red wine in tuscany at sunset! Make me sick!

yupyup7up · 23-11-2010 11:05AM

I get them the whole time! they're savage!:D

Snakeblood · 23-11-2010 11:05AM

fakearms123 wrote: »

Well la dee da Mr. International, why don't you and your monica bellucci looking other half go polish off another red wine in tuscany at sunset! Make me sick!

LATER WE SHALL HAVE ESPRESSOS:cool:

Snakeblood · 23-11-2010 11:12AM

Frisbee wrote: »

Whirly burger is the pinnacle of chipper induced heart attacks.

Spice Burgers are also delicious, but very dependent on what chipper you get them in.

I had a burger with a fried egg inside a pineapple ring on top of the burger. Ah to be young and foolish again.

blackbird98 · 23-11-2010 11:13AM

batter burgers are horrible.... full of grease and slimy crap.....leaves an awful after-taste in your mouth

Give me a fur burger any day!!!!!

sbsquarepants · 23-11-2010 11:14AM

Well it is certainly news to me that there are, walking among us like regular people, creatures who don't love batter burgers.
Everyday is a school day round here!

Dave! · 23-11-2010 11:15AM

Yes, with garlic dip -- Yum!

23-11-2010 11:18AM

Oh hell yeah, dripping with vinegar. Yum yum yum.

Haven't had one in a long long time, damn you OP I want one NOW :mad:

Seloth · 23-11-2010 11:28AM

They are bloody lovely.. wouldn't mind one now actually =D

hairybowsie · 23-11-2010 11:33AM

Staple diet of night outs in student years .. I always asked if they would throw in a few chips too.

Prefer garlic mushrooms though .. washed down with a decent pint of Guinness. AHHH!

rootjuse70 · 23-11-2010 11:36AM

i love batter burgers. considering leaving the office at lunchtime to get one.

i also love battered mushrooms but these are the more rare variety of battered food and can only be founded in certain establishments..

portion of battered mushrooms and a portion of onion rings for the walk down town to the nitelink. oh it takes me back.

23-11-2010 11:39AM

I love them, but at 30 years of age and going to the gym most days I don't eat too many of them.

AnonoBoy · 23-11-2010 11:41AM

Had one on the way home when drunk last week.

Or was that a spice burger?

Can't remember but they were on special offer in the chipper. So I got that and a big bag of chips and 2 sausages and a quarter pounder with cheese. Oh and a coke. And as I stumbled home I got to eating and to thinking.

And let me tell you when you've got greasy, salty hands and ketchup and burger sauce all over your face you really do come up with some world-killers in terms of realisations.

So I was scoffing down the end of my street feast, licking the last remnants of ketchup from the inside of the bag and trying to open my front door at the same time when it hit me. I suddenly knew what I'd been doing wrong all these years. At that moment I knew how I could fix everything, heal the world make it a better place for you and for me and the entire human race.

I raced into the house to tell my housemate, tripped on the rug in the sitting-room, went over the couch and smacked my head off the coffee table.

I came to the next morning in a greasy heap on the sitting-room floor and couldn't remember for the life of me what that thought was.

Actually wait it was a spice burger I had, not a batter burger.

So no OP, to answer your question, I don't like batter burgers. It's spice burgers or nothing for me.

Duggy747 · 23-11-2010 11:43AM

I saw Dunnes Stores has been selling these battered burgers so I gave 'em a try and fùckin' loved them!!

Cue me dying of extreme heart disease in the next week.

senordingdong · 23-11-2010 11:44AM

It's all about the pineapple fritter mofos.

Greyfox · 23-11-2010 11:57AM

Quite like batter burgers but their not a patch on batter sausages, both taste best when you have curry to dip them into

Queen-Mise · 25-11-2010 12:38AM

senordingdong wrote: »

It's all about the pineapple fritter mofos.

I LOVE YOU for that

:D:D:D. Pineapple fritters are the nicest thing on this earth. Only get them in some English chippers though. After the pub, bag of chips & defried battered pineapple............. HHHHHHEEEEEAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEENNN

One of my favourite items of food... Ever.

In case no-one realised, I like pineapple fritters

Gillington · 25-11-2010 12:49AM

Cant believe theres a fair few who havent even tried a batter burger!!

A bit of salt and loads of vinegar and its delicious(if a small bit unhealthy!)

TimeToShine · 25-11-2010 12:52AM

NOM

lord lucan · 25-11-2010 12:57AM

I love Batter Burgers,a snack box and a batter burger are perfect for soaking up the gargle.

Don't get the hate for Spiceburgers,they're yummy too,especially deep fried from the Chipper.:)

Fart · 25-11-2010 01:01AM

I wouldn't have them all the time. I'd have to be really in the humour for one, but when I do get them I love them.

Does anyone actually like batter-burgers?

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