Does anyone actually like batter-burgers?

super_furry

It's a given that a batter-sausage is the pinacle of deep fat fried food, but there's their ugly bastard cousin always sitting there next to them on the counter. I never see anyone order them, outside of drunk students pretending to be scangers to their mates for a laugh and yet they must sell because they're always available.

Princess Peach

I've never had one. I feel guilty enough after a regular burger!

immature ejaculation

Yes

alwaysadub

I've never actually had one! And i love batter sausages.
I'm not mad on beef burgers anyway,but maybe one day if i have spare money and am bored, i'll buy a batter burger:D

starbelgrade

I haven't had a batter burger in years.

Or a spice burger, come to think of it.

KeithM89_old

Id rather a battered sausage tbh...




and no, thats not some sort of innuendo

Sharkey 10

I never had one until the age of about 16 and i was pretty suprised by how tasty it was but i dont often get it because you can kind of feel it doing you bad . My local chipper sell batter burgers in a bun and the are tasty

Princess Peach

Had a battered mars bar alright!

So gooey

Oranage2

Yes - love them - also love wurly burgers which is a battered burger in a bun like a normal burger - Heart stop stuff -


Also spice burgers are horrible and should only be fed to the homeless!

orourkeda

Spice burgers are the real deal.

These burgers are the best though:



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Lia_lia

Never had one.

I'd like to try a deep fried oreo because it sounds absolutely horrible.

CMARTY10

Batter saucy any day!the batter burger is just nasty!:(

Sharkey 10

starbelgrade wrote: »

I haven't had a batter burger in years.

Or a spice burger, come to think of it.

Ive never had a spice burger , ive heard they're nice . What did you think?

Mr Benevolent

Haven't had one in years. I could feel my arteries hardening when I ate one. So no, I hate 'em.

Kinetic^

Yes.

Also, whirley burger ftw!!!! (batter burger in a bun with lettuce, onion & sauces)

bc dub

heard a few different names for this one but who'll hold their hand up for a whirly burger.

a batter burger, in a bun, with cheese and everything on it.

edit: ^ha, I'll raise you cheese!!

starbelgrade

Sharkey 10 wrote: »

Ive never had a spice burger , ive heard they're nice . What did you think?

"The Spice Burger is a delicious blend of Irish beef, onions, cereals and herbs & spices, coated with a traditional outer crumb."

Nyom.

pablomakaveli

I love batter burgers. I often get two of them when im at the chipper. I wish i could have one right now.

Sharkey 10

bc dub wrote: »

heard a few different names for this one but who'll hold their hand up for a whirly burger.

a batter burger, in a bun, with cheese and everything on it.

edit: ^ha, I'll raise you cheese!!

Never heard that name for it but i have had in and tis nice , its just called a batter burger in a bun where im from.

Also i heard boys talking a bungo in a thread i started last week which i thought was dublin slang for a burger but apparently it is a separate item. Ive never heard of anyone getting one . Can someone explain what it is?

bc dub

ah same here, it was the long description. but I've since seen it on 'some' menus as whirly!

TheUsual

• Batterburgers - heart-attack
• Spiceburgers - healthy yummy vegetarian option (except for the beef)
• Battered Mars bar - stay in Scotland with nasty stuff like Haggis and Iron Bru.

Queen-Mise

This needs a poll.

I have never tasted one - so can't say if I like them. They sound pretty grostesque though.

Sonnenblumen

super_furry wrote: »

It's a given that a batter-sausage is the pinacle of deep fat fried food, but there's their ugly bastard cousin always sitting there next to them on the counter. I never see anyone order them, outside of drunk students pretending to be scangers to their mates for a laugh and yet they must sell because they're always available.

never had a batterburger? after a night on the batter, it's hard to beat the batterburger!

fonecrusher1

Tried a bastard burger many years ago. Took a bite & automatically puked it into the bin along with the remainder of it. YEEEEUUUUKK!!!!

Batter burger - forkin ratten
Batter sausage - actually quite nice with a drop of ketchup.

Mits

I like battered burgers but I prefer spice burger smoothered in salt and vinager

legallyblonde86

They look like hardened cow poo that have been out in the sun for weeks... so no, i haven't eaten one yet... and probably never will!

Sharpshooter

snoepys wrote: »

I like battered bull dick

snoepys wrote: »

battered bull dick is just yum;)

snoepys wrote: »

battered bull dick

snoepys wrote: »

Id say you wouldnt say no to bull dick would ya.

Banned for trolling.

I deleted this users posts to prevent quoting.

JupiterKid

It's a guilty secret pleasure of mine.:D

Whilst out with friends trying to obtain sustenance from a rocket and feta salad with seared flakes of asparagus, I yearn for a dirty great batterburger...yum!!

up for anything

I love them but the trick is to eat them quickly without looking at the 'meat'. Keep your attention on the golden batter outside.

Auldloon

TheUsual wrote: »

• Batterburgers - heart-attack
• Spiceburgers - healthy yummy vegetarian option (except for the beef)
• Battered Mars bar - stay in Scotland with nasty stuff like Haggis and Iron Bru.

Haggis is Yum.

DAWNRISER

I seem to "think" I like them when I smell them in the chipper. But they just never taste as I imagine they should.
They are a tease.

derfderf

Chuileog wrote: »

Haggis is Yum.

they were makin haggis on an episode of how it's made the other day..
The episode where they make dog food is more appealing.

jimthemental

Sorry OP the pinnacle of fried food is battered cod drowned in vinegar with salty chips. Some dinner!

TheUsual

Chuileog wrote: »

Haggis is Yum.

Bet you love Iron Bru as well ya wee kilt-wearing pict !

:pac:

Guill

I like batterd burgers.

TheUsual

derfderf wrote: »

they were makin haggis on an episode of how it's made the other day..
The episode where they make dog food is more appealing.

Sheep's stomach and offal. :eek:
If it's so nice why does no other country eat it ?
And Scots only eat it to be more Scottish. Not for the taste. :pac::pac:

Forest Master

super_furry wrote: »

Does anyone actually like batter-burgers?

Sure - the working class love them. Same as Brown Sauce (not to be ignorantly confused with YR) and 3 in 1s.

Forest Master

Forest Master wrote: »

Sure - the working class love them. Same as Brown Sauce (not to be ignorantly confused with YR) and 3 in 1s.

Brown sauce is minging and three-in-ones are four-in-ones for pussy vegetarian hippies.

I've only ever had one batter burger and it was fine. I'd prefer a bag of chips soaked in delicious sodium chloride and acetic acid. :pac:

Snakeblood

super_furry wrote: »

It's a given that a batter-sausage is the pinacle of deep fat fried food, but there's their ugly bastard cousin always sitting there next to them on the counter. I never see anyone order them, outside of drunk students pretending to be scangers to their mates for a laugh and yet they must sell because they're always available.

I had a batter burger with my Italian other half, she liked it. She wouldn't eat one again mind.

Frisbee

Whirly burger is the pinnacle of chipper induced heart attacks.

Spice Burgers are also delicious, but very dependent on what chipper you get them in.

fakearms123

Snakeblood wrote: »

I had a batter burger with my Italian other half, she liked it. She wouldn't eat one again mind.

Well la dee da Mr. International, why don't you and your monica bellucci looking other half go polish off another red wine in tuscany at sunset! Make me sick!

yupyup7up

I get them the whole time! they're savage!:D

Snakeblood

fakearms123 wrote: »

Well la dee da Mr. International, why don't you and your monica bellucci looking other half go polish off another red wine in tuscany at sunset! Make me sick!

LATER WE SHALL HAVE ESPRESSOS:cool:

Snakeblood

Frisbee wrote: »

Whirly burger is the pinnacle of chipper induced heart attacks.

Spice Burgers are also delicious, but very dependent on what chipper you get them in.

I had a burger with a fried egg inside a pineapple ring on top of the burger. Ah to be young and foolish again.

blackbird98

batter burgers are horrible.... full of grease and slimy crap.....leaves an awful after-taste in your mouth


Give me a fur burger any day!!!!!

sbsquarepants

Well it is certainly news to me that there are, walking among us like regular people, creatures who don't love batter burgers.
Everyday is a school day round here!

Dave!

Yes, with garlic dip -- Yum!

Oh hell yeah, dripping with vinegar. Yum yum yum.

Haven't had one in a long long time, damn you OP I want one NOW :mad:

Seloth

They are bloody lovely.. wouldn't mind one now actually =D

hairybowsie

Staple diet of night outs in student years .. I always asked if they would throw in a few chips too.

Prefer garlic mushrooms though .. washed down with a decent pint of Guinness. AHHH!

rootjuse70

i love batter burgers. considering leaving the office at lunchtime to get one.

i also love battered mushrooms but these are the more rare variety of battered food and can only be founded in certain establishments..

portion of battered mushrooms and a portion of onion rings for the walk down town to the nitelink. oh it takes me back.