Does anyone actually like batter-burgers?

super_furry · 23-11-2010 02:00AM #1

It's a given that a batter-sausage is the pinacle of deep fat fried food, but there's their ugly bastard cousin always sitting there next to them on the counter. I never see anyone order them, outside of drunk students pretending to be scangers to their mates for a laugh and yet they must sell because they're always available.

Princess Peach · 23-11-2010 02:02AM

I've never had one. I feel guilty enough after a regular burger!

immature ejaculation · 23-11-2010 02:02AM

Yes

alwaysadub · 23-11-2010 02:02AM

I've never actually had one! And i love batter sausages.
I'm not mad on beef burgers anyway,but maybe one day if i have spare money and am bored, i'll buy a batter burger:D

starbelgrade · 23-11-2010 02:02AM

I haven't had a batter burger in years.

Or a spice burger, come to think of it.

KeithM89_old · 23-11-2010 02:03AM

Id rather a battered sausage tbh...

and no, thats not some sort of innuendo

Sharkey 10 · 23-11-2010 02:04AM

I never had one until the age of about 16 and i was pretty suprised by how tasty it was but i dont often get it because you can kind of feel it doing you bad . My local chipper sell batter burgers in a bun and the are tasty

Princess Peach · 23-11-2010 02:05AM

Had a battered mars bar alright!

So gooey

Oranage2 · 23-11-2010 02:06AM

Yes - love them - also love wurly burgers which is a battered burger in a bun like a normal burger - Heart stop stuff -

Also spice burgers are horrible and should only be fed to the homeless!

orourkeda · 23-11-2010 02:06AM

Spice burgers are the real deal.

These burgers are the best though:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fanny%20burger

23-11-2010 02:06AM

Never had one.

I'd like to try a deep fried oreo because it sounds absolutely horrible.

CMARTY10 · 23-11-2010 02:07AM

Batter saucy any day!the batter burger is just nasty!:(

Sharkey 10 · 23-11-2010 02:07AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I haven't had a batter burger in years.

Or a spice burger, come to think of it.

Ive never had a spice burger , ive heard they're nice . What did you think?

Mr Benevolent · 23-11-2010 02:07AM

Haven't had one in years. I could feel my arteries hardening when I ate one. So no, I hate 'em.

Kinetic^ · 23-11-2010 02:08AM

Yes.

Also, whirley burger ftw!!!! (batter burger in a bun with lettuce, onion & sauces)

bc dub · 23-11-2010 02:09AM

heard a few different names for this one but who'll hold their hand up for a whirly burger.

a batter burger, in a bun, with cheese and everything on it.

edit: ^ha, I'll raise you cheese!!

starbelgrade · 23-11-2010 02:10AM

Sharkey 10 wrote: »

Ive never had a spice burger , ive heard they're nice . What did you think?

"The Spice Burger is a delicious blend of Irish beef, onions, cereals and herbs & spices, coated with a traditional outer crumb."

Nyom.

pablomakaveli · 23-11-2010 02:19AM

I love batter burgers. I often get two of them when im at the chipper. I wish i could have one right now.

Sharkey 10 · 23-11-2010 02:20AM

bc dub wrote: »

heard a few different names for this one but who'll hold their hand up for a whirly burger.

a batter burger, in a bun, with cheese and everything on it.

edit: ^ha, I'll raise you cheese!!

Never heard that name for it but i have had in and tis nice , its just called a batter burger in a bun where im from.

Also i heard boys talking a bungo in a thread i started last week which i thought was dublin slang for a burger but apparently it is a separate item. Ive never heard of anyone getting one . Can someone explain what it is?

bc dub · 23-11-2010 02:35AM

ah same here, it was the long description. but I've since seen it on 'some' menus as whirly!

TheUsual · 23-11-2010 02:59AM

Batterburgers - heart-attack
Spiceburgers - healthy yummy vegetarian option (except for the beef)
Battered Mars bar - stay in Scotland with nasty stuff like Haggis and Iron Bru.

Queen-Mise · 23-11-2010 03:20AM

This needs a poll.

I have never tasted one - so can't say if I like them. They sound pretty grostesque though.

Sonnenblumen · 23-11-2010 03:25AM

super_furry wrote: »

It's a given that a batter-sausage is the pinacle of deep fat fried food, but there's their ugly bastard cousin always sitting there next to them on the counter. I never see anyone order them, outside of drunk students pretending to be scangers to their mates for a laugh and yet they must sell because they're always available.

never had a batterburger? after a night on the batter, it's hard to beat the batterburger!

fonecrusher1 · 23-11-2010 03:30AM

Tried a bastard burger many years ago. Took a bite & automatically puked it into the bin along with the remainder of it. YEEEEUUUUKK!!!!

Batter burger - forkin ratten
Batter sausage - actually quite nice with a drop of ketchup.

Mits · 23-11-2010 03:31AM

I like battered burgers but I prefer spice burger smoothered in salt and vinager

legallyblonde86 · 23-11-2010 03:56AM

They look like hardened cow poo that have been out in the sun for weeks... so no, i haven't eaten one yet... and probably never will!

Sharpshooter · 23-11-2010 04:14AM

snoepys wrote: »

I like battered bull dick

snoepys wrote: »

battered bull dick is just yum;)

snoepys wrote: »

battered bull dick

snoepys wrote: »

Id say you wouldnt say no to bull dick would ya.

Banned for trolling.

I deleted this users posts to prevent quoting.

JupiterKid · 23-11-2010 06:00AM

It's a guilty secret pleasure of mine.:D

Whilst out with friends trying to obtain sustenance from a rocket and feta salad with seared flakes of asparagus, I yearn for a dirty great batterburger...yum!!

up for anything · 23-11-2010 08:34AM

I love them but the trick is to eat them quickly without looking at the 'meat'. Keep your attention on the golden batter outside.

Auldloon · 23-11-2010 08:52AM

TheUsual wrote: »

Batterburgers - heart-attack

Spiceburgers - healthy yummy vegetarian option (except for the beef)

Battered Mars bar - stay in Scotland with nasty stuff like Haggis and Iron Bru.

Haggis is Yum.

DAWNRISER · 23-11-2010 08:56AM

I seem to "think" I like them when I smell them in the chipper. But they just never taste as I imagine they should.
They are a tease.

Does anyone actually like batter-burgers?

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