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On a lighter note. I am wondering...

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  • #62
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Nope it's true, they have to legally fill out every form twice(one as a man and one as woman) to take into account whatever sex they might be at any given moment.
    what are you talking about? Please enlighten us, what laws say this?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #63
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Johnnymcg wrote: »
    what are you talking about? Please enlighten us, what laws say this?

    Say a tranny gets car insurance well they need two policies, one to cover them when they feel like being a man and another for when they are being a woman, otherwise their not covered.


  • #64
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Say a tranny gets car insurance well they need two policies, one to cover them when they feel like being a man and another for when they are being a woman, otherwise their not covered.
    you're talking absolute rubbish - this is not true

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #65
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Johnnymcg wrote: »
    you're talking absolute rubbish - this is not true

    Yes it is. Sure if it wasn't all guys would pretend to be trannys just for the cheap car insurance. Trannys are charged double because they count as two people.


  • #66
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Yes it is. Sure if it wasn't all guys would pretend to be trannys just for the cheap car insurance. Trannys are charged double because they count as two people.

    Banned.


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  • #67
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Are ye seriously trying to understand women from watching porn?

    OP asked a purely sexual question: do women have as noisy an orgasam in real life, as they do in porno movies - "understanding women" was hardly his quest.

    Also, the way people are taking about porn in this thread, is as if they have the only pornography they have ever seen was on the Playboy Channel.

    If you want to find out what real women sound like (and a real life woman is unfortunately not an option :)) then there are tons of 'porn' out there where you can hear just how loud some women are in real life, guess why: cause some porn, is in fact - 'real life'.

    Go to any of the free upload sites such as xHamster and YouPorn and search for "Amateur" or "Home", and you will find lots of porn that couples have shot themselves and then uploaded.

    As to your question - do women make as much noise as the fake porn type stuff - they can do.

    Not with me of course - I have had some very noisy neighbours though :cool:


  • #68
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Hes right.
    Its the only fair way of doing things.


  • #69
    Little Acorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I can say in all honesty, i've never squawked like a chicken after a fox got into the coop, either before, during, or after sex.

    :D

    This thread is hilarious.:pac:


  • #70
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Squawking like a chicken when......is clearly an exaggeration but people here are sounding like they don't make any noise during sex :confused:


  • #71
    Diapason
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭Diapason


    I thought the squawking was your cue to gag her with your boxers. Am I doing it wrong?


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  • #72
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    DS333 wrote: »
    During sex, do straight women really squawk like chickens when a fox has got into the coop or is that only in porn films?:eek: If they DO, do straight men suffer from either tinnitus or partial deafness as a result?:confused:

    I have tinnitus. It's nowt to do with sex.


  • #73
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    brendansmith wrote: »
    I wouldnt have thought that there would be a huge transgender population in Ireland. But there you go.

    oh there's a few of us ;)


  • #74
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    There does seem to be acting out pron stuff as if it's expected. One woman I was with a good while back I nicknamed "Porno Girl". Not one of my more creative moments I'll admit... Anyhoo, she was a sound, normal type of person except when it got down to the bedroom stuff. Then a switch was thrown and she basically had porn sex. She changed into the oul full blown lingerie stuff and then followed the porno script to the letter, down to what happened when and in what order, with all the ooohs and aaahs as expected. She even put on heels and once kept them on while on the bed. :eek: Just woken up lets get busy morning sex never happened or at least she had to doll herself up all over again and repeat the performance. I was convinced there was a bloody camera somewhere. If there was and you catch it on the interweb and its one of my lacklustre efforts, I needed a tonic at the time...

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #75
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Wibbs wrote: »
    There does seem to be acting out pron stuff as if it's expected. One woman I was with a good while back I nicknamed "Porno Girl". Not one of my more creative moments I'll admit... Anyhoo, she was a sound, normal type of person except when it got down to the bedroom stuff. Then a switch was thrown and she basically had porn sex. She changed into the oul full blown lingerie stuff and then followed the porno script to the letter, down to what happened when and in what order, with all the ooohs and aaahs as expected. She even put on heels and once kept them on while on the bed. :eek: Just woken up lets get busy morning sex never happened or at least she had to doll herself up all over again and repeat the performance. I was convinced there was a bloody camera somewhere. If there was and you catch it on the interweb and its one of my lacklustre efforts, I needed a tonic at the time...

    Thats just what I needed, feeling slightly hungover. An image of wibbs' arse going up and down on a sweaty mad one. Thanks man. Joining the ****ing priesthood now.


  • #76
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    If its any consolation she was pretty with a fantastic gym honed body...

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #77
    Alonzo Odd Kindergarten
    Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Alonzo Odd Kindergarten


    this thread is stupid . who cares what noises a woman makes during sex? and why if op do you care ? hmm people should be free to express themselves at that intimate moment whatever way they they like .

    dress like batman and shout yabba dabba do if you want whatever floats your boat as say and live and let live .


  • #78
    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Do asian women cry during sex in real life?
    I never really understood that.

    If porn has taught me anything it's that asian women all have really hairy bushes


  • #79
    Cat Melodeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭Cat Melodeon


    What's wrong with a bit of panting and groaning? Gets my rocks off every time. If there's no reaction, you might as well be doing a coma patient.




    Has never done a coma patient. Was only dropping off flowers.


  • #80
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Alonzo Odd Kindergarten wrote: »
    dress like batman and shout yabba dabba do if you want

    It'd be more practical to dress like Fred Flintstone and shout something like "Alfred, ready the batmobile!". (not a euphemism)


  • #81
    Alonzo Odd Kindergarten
    Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Alonzo Odd Kindergarten


    bonerm wrote: »
    It'd be more practical to dress like Fred Flintstone and shout something like "Alfred, ready the batmobile!". (not a euphemism)

    nah that wouldnt do it for me has to be batman pretending to be fred flintstone am am very niche in my tastes.


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  • #82
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Alonzo Odd Kindergarten wrote: »
    nah that wouldnt do it for me has to be batman pretending to be fred flintstone am am very niche in my tastes.

    Interesting. So does that combo have you squawking like a chicken?


  • #83
    Diapason
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭Diapason


    aDeener wrote: »
    If porn has taught me anything it's that asian women all have really hairy bushes

    Straight pubes too, apparently.


  • #84
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    <snip>


  • #85
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    OP asked a purely sexual question: do women have as noisey an orgasam in real life, as they do in porno movies - "understanding women" was hardly his quest.

    Also, the way people are taking about porn in this thread, is as if they have the only pornography they have ever seen was on the Playboy Channel.

    If you want to find out what real women sound like (and a real life woman is unfortunately not an option :)) then there are tons of 'porn' out there where you can hear just how loud some women are in real life, guess why: cause some porn, is real life.

    Go to any of the free upload sites such as xHamster and YouPorn and search for "Amateur" or "Home" and you will find lots of porn shot by couples themselves that they have then uploaded.

    As to your question - do women make as much noise as the fake porn type stuff - they can do.

    Not with me of course - I've just had some very noisy neighbours :cool:

    Thank God!
    At last!
    Somebody gets it!!:):):rolleyes::D;)

    This thread was meant to begin a descent into the ABSURD, not a serious commentary on porn! Of course, no woman sounds like that in real life - that's why I described them as chickens in a coop with a fox for company.

    With tongue firmly in cheek, I was asking how come they have to sound like this and if that's what straight men want to hear.

    I was hoping to elicit humorous and absurd commentaries on this topic, not the "monster" that has come into being.

    IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BIT OF FUN AFTER ALL THE HEAVYWEIGHT DISCUSSIONS.:(

    I guess the "On a lighter note" in the title got lost in the smoke generated.:confused:


  • #86
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Diapason wrote: »
    I thought the squawking was your cue to gag her with your boxers. Am I doing it wrong?

    No! You're doing it right!!:)
    More of the same!:D


  • #87
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    These women that squawked during sex -- are you sure they weren't actually chickens?


  • #88
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Deleted User wrote: »
    These women that squawked during sex -- are you sure they weren't actually chickens?

    You tell me...:D They sound like them.


  • #89
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Johnnymcg wrote: »
    Lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender ;)

    In that order.


  • #90
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have to admit that if a woman ever started squawking like a chicken during sex, I'd be just slightly freaked out.


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  • #91
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    OP asked a purely sexual question: do women have as noisey an orgasam in real life, as they do in porno movies - "understanding women" was hardly his quest.

    It's the feminazis jumping in again, Pete. You ask me, the most oppressed minority these days are middle-class white males.


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