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On a lighter note. I am wondering...

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  • #32
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    can I stop cringing now


  • #33
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    zxy wrote: »
    can I stop cringing now

    You're not the only one cringing. I decided to retire as gracefuly as possible from the affray.:eek::o:eek::(


  • #34
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    "a woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon"


  • #35
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    *wanders in totally confused*

    Am I in the right forum?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #36
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    This thread oddly enough has become a ball of tangled twine, no offence to the OP. I think the general idea is pornographic theathrics that is a cause for some dismay.


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  • #37
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    I thought this was why there was an off topic thread


  • #38
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    TBH I have hear simular grunts/groans in man on man porn when the reciver gets fully penetrated so it's not just hetro porn.


  • #39
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    thanks Thaed, choked on my smoke


  • #40
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    :)


  • #41
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Johnnymcg wrote: »
    why are we discussing straight sex?

    I think that it seems to be rief with cliques that just make it boring and in some cases, unbearable for some that still identify as hetro. If you have seen one straight porn film, you've seen them all.

    Guy sees girl, guy seduces girl (or visa versa), 20 min bj followed by the same 2/3 positions and the usual splat to end it all.


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  • #42
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    moved to after hours

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #43
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Johnnymcg wrote: »
    moved to after hours

    Pointless, I doubt many people in this forum would know what a woman having sex would sound like.


  • #44
    CliffHuxtabel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭CliffHuxtabel


    Johnnymcg wrote: »
    moved to after hours

    Where was this before? Film production?


  • #45
    CliffHuxtabel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭CliffHuxtabel


    zxy wrote: »
    "a woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon"

    yeah but they still have to talk more


  • #46
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Whats all this asian women crying business you guys are talking about?

    Sounds sexy. Where can I see same?


  • #47
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Aaden Colossal Oceanography wrote: »
    Pointless, I doubt many people in this forum would know what a woman having sex would sound like.


    Screams for help, pleads for mercy and the odd threat mostly. Now you know.


  • #48
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Aaden Colossal Oceanography wrote: »
    Pointless, I doubt many people in this forum would know what a woman having sex would sound like.

    Says the guy with blokes in his avatar / sig. :pac:


  • #49
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    In my experience, women just seem to scream "Help! Help!, somebody help me!" over and over again before finally settling down into a quiet whimper about 5 mins later.


  • #50
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    CliffHuxtabel wrote: »
    Where was this before? Film production?

    Lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender ;)

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #51
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    CliffHuxtabel wrote: »
    yeah but they still have to talk more
    you're not doing it right


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  • #52
    CliffHuxtabel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭CliffHuxtabel


    Johnnymcg wrote: »
    Lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender ;)

    that kind of explains alot thanks


  • #53
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Johnnymcg wrote: »
    Lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender ;)


    I wouldnt have thought that there would be a huge transgender population in Ireland. But there you go.


  • #54
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    They don't squawk much, but they do moan quite loudly when you're doing things right. Not constantly though. Regular moans are a classic sign of really bad acting.


  • #55
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    brendansmith wrote: »
    I wouldnt have thought that there would be a huge transgender population in Ireland. But there you go.

    There isn't but since they have to fill out every form twice it seems like there is.


  • #56
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I can say in all honesty, i've never squawked like a chicken after a fox got into the coop, either before, during, or after sex.


  • #57
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Nothing like a bit of theatrics for the craic
    But this is usually once in a blue moon as there's always some pr1ck that you're sharing the house with who is entitled to a free soundtrack


  • #58
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    There isn't but since they have to fill out every form twice it seems like there is.
    was that meant to be a joke?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #59
    Mackman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    Never mind the women screeching, the men in porno's grunting and moaning is far more annoying.

    Lesbian porn FTW!


  • #60
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Johnnymcg wrote: »
    was that meant to be a joke?

    Nope it's true, they have to legally fill out every form twice(one as a man and one as woman) to take into account whatever sex they might be at any given moment.


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  • #61
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Mackman wrote: »
    Never mind the women screeching, the men in porno's grunting and moaning is far more annoying.

    Lesbian porn FTW!


    Lesbian porn is for children. Man up and get into the hardcore stuff which the choking and the spitting on faces and in mouths etc.


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