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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭beefjerky


    Sure why not!

    What did the last text message on your phone say?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Last text: "slam slam oh hotdamnnnn, what he say?"

    Have you ever killed anything


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Last text: "slam slam oh hotdamnnnn, what he say?"

    Have you ever killed anything


    yes.................mainly insects

    How much money do you have?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭grrrrrrrrrr


    yes.................mainly insects
    How much money do you have?

    Not as much as I would like.

    What are your bank accounts details?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Not as much as I would like.

    What are your bank accounts details?
    What have you got to offer that make me give you any details like that?:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Last text: "slam slam oh hotdamnnnn, what he say?"

    Have you ever killed anything
    Yes, have you?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I have!



    What to do you to make yourself feel better?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    I have!



    What to do you to make yourself feel better?!
    I take a time out see what needs changing and go out shopping, really I just do a task called visualization, where I put myself in a situation where I am happiest and let me imagination take over. What do you do?:):rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    It depends what made me mad! The best way to cheer myself up would be unleash a scathing verbal attack on whoever got under my skin!!

    Or, getting blind drunk. That works too. But, right now I can't drink!!!!! :D


    What's your guilty pleasure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    It depends what made me mad! The best way to cheer myself up would be unleash a scathing verbal attack on whoever got under my skin!!

    Or, getting blind drunk. That works too. But, right now I can't drink!!!!! :D


    What's your guilty pleasure.
    I m lucky I worked in an office, there I was shown how to give it back in ever such a nice way, like losing their file, or taking my time in what ever they asked me to check out. Outside the office I would never let them know they annoyed me but put things in such a way that would put them back in their box so quickly that they never said such things to me again. It s amazing what you can say with a soft gentle tone but hitting the spot like a dagger. I was shown by my boss who is a master at it.:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Haha where's the fun in being nicely rude??

    I love being a horridly direct bitch. I'm fantastic at it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Haha where's the fun in being nicely rude??

    I love being a horridly direct bitch. I'm fantastic at it!
    Do not take this the wrong way please, if you do it in such a way that sounds that you r being most sincere and later they find out that they have being taken for a mug and being put down by me they feel like prize twit and I have the last laugh.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Lol there was this ignorant bitch doing the nail tech course at college and Im doing beauty therapy, but wed Thursday and friday they merged our classes, so this horse faced bitch was in class with us.

    She was absolutely rude. Kept piling her bags in front of my seat so I couldn't get out. So I kicked them and sent them flyin. Twice. Then she stood in my way and I say "excuse me" and she sighed in my face. She stood in my way the second time and I wasn't gonna ask her to move a second time so I walked right up to her, never breaking my stride and shouldered her out of my way.
    Passing her in the corridor I was like "if I was as ugly as her I'd hate myself too".
    Then on Friday I stood at the door til I seen her galloping down the stairs, so I let it slam right in her face. Then we made such a skit out of her during class eimer got distracted and filed the nail right down.

    She made some bitchy comment Friday evening and I invited her to come bak and say it to my face, but she unfortunately declinded.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Lol there was this ignorant bitch doing the nail tech course at college and Im doing beauty therapy, but wed Thursday and friday they merged our classes, so this horse faced bitch was in class with us.

    She was absolutely rude. Kept piling her bags in front of my seat so I couldn't get out. So I kicked them and sent them flyin. Twice. Then she stood in my way and I say "excuse me" and she sighed in my face. She stood in my way the second time and I wasn't gonna ask her to move a second time so I walked right up to her, never breaking my stride and shouldered her out of my way.
    Passing her in the corridor I was like "if I was as ugly as her I'd hate myself too".
    Then on Friday I stood at the door til I seen her galloping down the stairs, so I let it slam right in her face. Then we made such a skit out of her during class eimer got distracted and filed the nail right down.

    She made some bitchy comment Friday evening and I invited her to come bak and say it to my face, but she unfortunately declinded.


    Classy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Oh yeah. All class!! :rolleyes: nawttttt.

    Walk away from some ignoramus? I don't think. Fling that bitch right down the stairs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Classy.
    Well done, go girl, that sounds just like me, I would have gone a little further and put her bags on top of her makeup and said Oh sorry (in ever such a nice way (not)) and said I was just afraid I get something from them of fall over them. Bags are not allowed on floor as they are a hazard and someone could get hurt, and whispered to just her if she does not F word look out if she does it again she ll be very sorry. Go girl u r on your way.:D;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Lol there was this ignorant bitch doing the nail tech course at college and Im doing beauty therapy, but wed Thursday and friday they merged our classes, so this horse faced bitch was in class with us.

    She was absolutely rude. Kept piling her bags in front of my seat so I couldn't get out. So I kicked them and sent them flyin. Twice. Then she stood in my way and I say "excuse me" and she sighed in my face. She stood in my way the second time and I wasn't gonna ask her to move a second time so I walked right up to her, never breaking my stride and shouldered her out of my way.
    Passing her in the corridor I was like "if I was as ugly as her I'd hate myself too".
    Then on Friday I stood at the door til I seen her galloping down the stairs, so I let it slam right in her face. Then we made such a skit out of her during class eimer got distracted and filed the nail right down.

    She made some bitchy comment Friday evening and I invited her to come bak and say it to my face, but she unfortunately declined.
    Sorry I sent your message to someone else by mistake, please forgive me!!! this is the message meant for you.

    Well done, go girl, that sounds just like me, I would have gone a little further and put her bags on top of her makeup and said Oh sorry (in ever such a nice way (not)) and said I was just afraid I get something from them of fall over them. Bags are not allowed on floor as they are a hazard and someone could get hurt, and whispered to just her if she does not F word look out if she does it again she ll be very sorry. Go girl u r on your way.biggrin.gifwink.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Haha but there's no point in pretending to be nice. I'm direct to the point of being unbeliveably rude.



    What the HELL is the craic with these new speed cameras? Surely they're voilatinf some kind of human right? I'm absolutely outraged


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Haha where's the fun in being nicely rude??

    I love being a horridly direct bitch. I'm fantastic at it!
    I used to be like that and it got no fun at all, I was always passed over for promotion, not liked and bored as hell, it became to easy. So, I was then taught by one boss how to do it without getting into trouble, and in the end I was the one that had the last laugh, got promoated to a top Personal Assistant, was able to order all the staff that belittled me, it called being nasty and for those who are unintelligent not knowing when they were being belittled unless one of their friends enlighten them. This rarely happened because the b..... were always looking for their next victem. I now have the last laugh, because I decided who to keep and who stays. So who is getting the last laugh, people willing to do anything for me, and I can say how high to jump.:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    photo diode sensitivity depends on temperature

    perhaps these quick devices have temperature control circuits

    I higher temperature would make the jump easier


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    So tomorrow they're gonna rock out 600 vans with speeding cameras. These vans won't have the black box or the aerial like the gardai unmarked do so it's going to be impossible to tell who they are.

    I'm absolutely disgusted and scandalised. This country has become a nanny state. Most accidents are in the dead of night. I'm pretty sure they're not gonna be cruisin around at 4am on a backroad waiting for some boyracer to whizz by.

    No, of course not. They'll be ponied up outside villages with unrealisitic speed limits. 30km going thru mountmellick, 30km. I kid you not. You're practically stopped at 30km. It's absolutely outrageous. I'm going to have to leave 20 mins earlier each morning if I'm supposed to actually drive at 30kms thru dumps people in their right minds speed up to get thru faster.

    What's the biggest heap of bullcrap law you've ever heard of


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Free speech. srsly, wtf is up with that sh*t.

    Hello, is it me you're looking for?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I wasn't asking you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hello hello hello Hello Hello !
    remember me??????:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky wrote: »
    Free speech. srsly, wtf is up with that sh*t.

    Hello, is it me you're looking for?
    like srsly? Negetive, but if you wanna sing me a song I'm all over that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I could sing you this song...
    The Duck Song

    Now it's stuck in your head, isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Stuck in my head like that cleaver that my dad put there.

    Why had I missed L4L so?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I feel like I just entered the twilight zone:eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ah, Damo, it's because I am MAGIC!

    Was I rude to skip over the poster above me?


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