Bad times to get an erection

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#32 10-11-2010 08:34PM

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MGMTea wrote: »

http://www.funnystuffblog.com/joker/teacher-boner.jpg This.

Wow, boner and derp in the one photo. Impressive, in a wrong way.

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#33 10-11-2010 08:35PM

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scientific1982 wrote: »

During a funeral.

and can score bonus when someone says wheres the stiffie?

"in my pants" win!

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#34 10-11-2010 08:39PM

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While performing the heimlich maneuver on your mother.

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#35 10-11-2010 08:42PM

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benwavner wrote: »

While performing the heimlich maneuver on your mother.

Depends on what she was choking on originally. :pac:

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#36 10-11-2010 08:42PM

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While watching two trailer park wans fighting on the Jerry Springer show.

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#37 10-11-2010 08:51PM

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When walking past the Nurofen+ at Tesco.

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#38 10-11-2010 08:52PM

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During a group hug.

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#39 10-11-2010 08:52PM

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Whilst looking at that pic of Dr.Bollocko doing his naked run through the streets.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63989567&postcount=517

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#40 10-11-2010 08:59PM

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While sitting on the desk trying to teach geography to a class of 5th years..
Think i'll take that image to the grave with me

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#41 10-11-2010 09:06PM

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Oh Lord, I remember when I was.. maybe 13 or something.. I managed to get one during a class. Sure enough the teacher calls me up to fill in something on the blackboard.

"Er. No. You're fine"

Does any one remember the whole awkward thing of putting weight on it in the hope it went down? Thankfully it worked that time.

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#42 10-11-2010 09:06PM

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When you're an undercover agent dressed as a women in an undercover sting

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#43 10-11-2010 09:09PM

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whiskeyman wrote: »

When you're an undercover agent dressed as a women in an undercover sting

And this happens to you often?

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#44 10-11-2010 09:11PM

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And this happens to you often?

Is that you red fox?

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#45 10-11-2010 09:13PM

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whiskeyman wrote: »

Is that you red fox?

The eagle swoops low during winter. The eagle swoops low.

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#46 10-11-2010 09:13PM

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alwaysadub wrote: »

While sitting on the desk trying to teach geography to a class of 5th years..
Think i'll take that image to the grave with me

We will always remember you too. Mr. A.!

So thats was you on the hdip placement trying to explain geo natural formations to a class of thirty hormonal 16 year old girls!

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#47 10-11-2010 09:13PM

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Oh Lord, I remember when I was.. maybe 13 or something.. I managed to get one during a class. Sure enough the teacher calls me up to fill in something on the blackboard.

"Er. No. You're fine"

Does any one remember the whole awkward thing of putting weight on it in the hope it went down? Thankfully it worked that time.

Yep. That **** for school bags and belts.

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#48 10-11-2010 09:14PM

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While being photographed for boneyarsebogman's yoga sig.

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#49 10-11-2010 09:19PM

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Diapason wrote: »

While being photographed for boneyarsebogman's yoga sig.

Don't worry, that's why there's a bit trimmed off.

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#50 10-11-2010 09:19PM

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During first confession.

(Not neccessarily yours)

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#51 10-11-2010 09:24PM

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when you're sitting down doing everyday things, working, relaxing, whatever
and someone there says "will you get me that ______ next door/upstairs"

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#52 10-11-2010 09:29PM

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When you're in desperate need of a piss.

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#53 10-11-2010 09:35PM

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While polevaulting.

Ooh! me langer...

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#54 10-11-2010 09:37PM

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while in the swimming pool or sea - and it's time to leave.

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#55 10-11-2010 09:38PM

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Darlughda wrote: »

We will always remember you too. Mr. A.!

So thats was you on the hdip placement trying to explain geo natural formations to a class of thirty hormonal 16 year old girls!

Ha no i was one of the students. Luckily i used to sit down the back-it was the people sitting in the front row i felt sorry for!

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#56 10-11-2010 09:39PM

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Before a conversion attempt in rugby

Any serious place like a church where you might see an attractive lady while not listening to the letter from Paul to the Corinthians.

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#57 10-11-2010 09:43PM

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When you're on the bus and its near your stop....

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#58 10-11-2010 10:19PM

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When dancing with a woman while on tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2WKSjgJsCE

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#59 10-11-2010 10:21PM

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when mammy's giving you that sponge bath for your thirtieth birthday.

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#60 10-11-2010 10:25PM

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wow - ye lads do have it hard! (pun intended)

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#61 10-11-2010 11:14PM

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5 secs after you've taken your last Viagara.... Doh!!!

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